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i knew a woman with one leg longer than the other named Ilene , she had a half sister that was chinese named Ireane
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all kidding aside , when i was a kid we had 2 black kids on the bus named Angel and French fry
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Paris Franz
Demon Speed and one guy who's legal first name was "Gator". |
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Quoted: better than richard seaman i suppose the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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20+ years in law enforcement has caused me to encounter some hilarious and awesome names.
Roadrash Roadkyll Sagebrush (not his birth name) Justin Case Another with a last name of Cabbagestalk, and a guy whose last name was Bamberger. Another dude had the most awesomely metal last name: Deathrage. I told him I wanted to trade names. Guy who legally changed his name to Iamthebeast I had a math teacher named Oweeda Cox. I went to the police academy with a guy whose last name was O'Cop. We also had two guys in my academy named White and Wong. We were seated alphabetically, which made it even better. We once had a Small and a Wood on the same shift. It was hilarious when they would call each other on the radio. |
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I knew a little annoying shit last name Glasscock. Also knew a guy named Rage.
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Known all these in person
Guy named Kam Fatt (pronounced Cum Faht) Guy named Dick Hardie. Sweet gal named Symbelmyne (name of a flower in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings) who married a guy with the last name Meadows. |
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Quoted: My girlfriend (who is a nurse) often laughs at a former co-worker from years back who was named Candida. Candida is vaginal yeast, so imagine a nurse being named vaginal yeast. View Quote Candida (w/lyrics) ~ Tony Orlando & Dawn |
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There was an FFL in this area (now out of business) that really did give one of their sons the first name of Remington.
I always thought that was amusing. |
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A friends grand daughter is
Edit for typo. |
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Crackheads locally named their kid Hunter U-Serious-Dude Smith.
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Quoted: I promise these are the names of real people I have dealt with in the past: Evan Evans Camaro King and my all-time, cannot-be-topped favorite: Candy Beaver. (I shit you not, that was her name). View Quote Her sister (metaphorically) Sandy worked at my first employer out of the .mil. Great person, too. Beaver was her husband's surname, BTW. We dealt with a realtor in Florida name Juana Cheatam. I lol'd when I met her. She said she'd heard it a million times. |
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Sandy Wood
Dick Small - I shit you not he named his son Peter Small Yung Ho (korean guy I think?) |
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Lived in CA a while
Literally knew a guys whose hippie parents named him Commie Buffy Poon- immigrant from Asia In grade school Peter Anel |
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I needed some wheels for my jeep once, found some on craigslist.
The guy's name was Purple. I didn't find out until years later due to a thread on this forum he was one of the top American Gladiator contestants. |
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I ran into a Ronald Ronald through work once too.
He was an old dude and in no mood to discuss his name at this point in life |
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I talk to tons of people throughout the day. A few of my coworkers and I compare every now and then. Here are few of my winners.
La-a, pronounced LaDaysha, she became upset when I asked her to spell it. "spell it like it sounds" Lemonjello and Orangejello, they were twins. pronounced Lemangello, Oraungallo Nosmo King, No Smoking Shitonya, Shit On Ya Climetia Nhi Female |
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I have two...
1st was in an email sent out to the entire org notifying everyone that "K shit" was a mistake and the person's account was updated. Name was supposed to be Kishiti or something. Made me actually lol. 2nd: Diesel Burn |
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I remember a female Army paralegal with last name Deatherage, pronounced "DETHER-idge." Of course, everyone called her Death-Rage.
I know a guy whose last name was Weiner, he joined the Marines. As you can imagine, Parris Island was hell on earth for him. |
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Richard Hertz
Richard Dong Teh Fook Boboroy - parents couldn't decide, either Bob or Roy Some of my friends: Lastname Dumas Lastname Haycock |
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Was a local furniture store owner in town maybe 35 years ago named Ben Dover his wife's name was yep you guessed it Illene.
Went to school with a pair of smoking hot twins named Silence and Mistery . |
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Kids in school years ago...
Harry Lady and a girl with the first name T9C. Local dentist...Dr Toothman. |
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Richard Nutt
And a black guy named Napoleon Bonaparte (no shit) First name Wil-Mart Micheal Myers Rusty Fender and a dentist named Dr Hurt |
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I was doing some electrical work in someones office and the name Pretty Bush was on someones cubical.
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I met a Dick Wiener and his son Peter Wiener. They went by big and little lol.
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An armed DHS agent who didn't have a government issued photo ID. Neither him nor his partner could produce one. Had a business card, though. I tried pretty hard not to laugh when I read his name. His initials + last name ... ouch.
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Kid with the name of "Innocent." His mother said she named him that so WHEN the police arrested him he could honestly say "I'm Innocent."
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