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Posted: 8/24/2017 11:44:09 AM EDT
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Fap too much? Bullshit. Works fine for the Marines.
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Posted: 8/24/2017 11:46:37 AM EDT
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I'm typing this with my left hand, and my balls are as soft and smooth as a Crown Royal bag. The Chinese have veiny ballsacks?
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:04:14 PM EDT
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FAKE NEWS, there is no such thing as too much masturbation!
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:05:25 PM EDT
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I'm typing this with my left hand, and my balls are as soft and smooth as a Crown Royal bag. The Chinese have veiny ballsacks? Do you wax? |
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:26:02 PM EDT
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Imagine the embarrassment...try to enlist and then have to tell your family and girlfriend you got rejected because your pecker veins are too big.
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:29:19 PM EDT
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Confucius say beware man with large veins on scrotum. He pleasures himself at the expense of his nation. |
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:30:04 PM EDT
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 The Meatmen - Drugs and Masturbation Just slightly modify the lyrics... I'm in the barracks I'm in heaven from libo friday at five til monday formation |
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:35:38 PM EDT
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Watching spankbang with no lights on. |
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:38:15 PM EDT
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First world problems.
Reason #1 that I'm really not that worried about the Chinese. |
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:40:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Define "too much".
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:44:34 PM EDT
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Seems appropriate for this thread.
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:49:08 PM EDT
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I figured it was all my masterbating that kept me in good shape......
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