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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:51:00 AM EDT
A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.
The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army. A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily. Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests' But then this is posted on the Chinese state-run military newspaper. Link |
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A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed. The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army. A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily. Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests' But then this is posted on the Chinese state-run military newspaper. Link View Quote ... "A war zone does not need weak 'pretty boys'. Only strong young men can shoulder the responsibility of protecting the nation," said netizen Xu Xuewei in an online comment.... |
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Something something have they been Turning Japanese?
Too much Wang Chung Tonight? |
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How much of a military would we have if you got rejected if you masturbated too much and had strong testicular vains?
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General tso must be pissed everyone isn't passing their pt tests...
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50 years of a one child per couple policy resulted in aborting girl babies in favor of boy babies. This has left a very uneven male to female ratio in China. If 'em fatboys ain't jackin' it, them four legged wooly girls are gonna get mighty sore. I suspect that General Chinaman would rather have dick jackers than Panda pumpers in his Army.
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Well, I'm more than willing to put some of those unused '56's to good use!
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I've seen some pretty husky dudes in the PLA in photos and videos online
But they may have been officers, they have no standards for officers |
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How--and why--do they measure testicular veins? Why do the seem to care so much about how much their young men masturbate? I think that says a lot about their culture.
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I guess they don't FAP around when it comes to selecting recruits!
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Confucius say beware man with large veins on scrotum. He pleasures himself at the expense of his nation.
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Wait, so abnormally large veins. So my doctor can tell if I....
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It amazes me that masturbation is part of an army fitness test.
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'Murican psyops was successful?
Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion. |
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Is that what the "oldest man on earth" is looking for at MEPS?
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This is what happens when you have a one child policy and only that man can inherit property, lots of women get downed in the river, or thrown off a cliff, China has fucked themselves some literally.
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'Murican psyops was successful? Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion. View Quote (*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc. |
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Added to that the Chiese banned the one activity that would have had them running around outside and getting them some experience with tactics/cover etc. -> Airsoft(*) (*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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'Murican psyops was successful? Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion. (*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc. Personally I won't knock anything that gets people outside and exercising. Bonus points if it gets them into firearms. |
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Testicular veins aside, we're pretty much in the same situation.
Americans ages 18-24 have one or more of the following disqualifications for service: Too fat Drug charges Can't pass the ASVAB Take psych meds Random medical issues Single parents GED without 15 college credits |
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Masturbating causes excessively large testicular veins? If that were the case mine would have been the size of my forearms.
I do have poor eye sight so that wive's tale is true. |
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"frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins"
Off to check ... |
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Off to Google pics of testicular veins to know whether I masturbate too much.
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If a firm can't find labor (and governments offer the military training as well, so no excuses there), it isn't paying enough. Displacing blame is stupid.
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Whatever happened to hairy palms?
And were they blind the whole time? |
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Masturbating causes excessively large testicular veins? If that were the case mine would have been the size of my forearms. I do have poor eye sight so that wive's tale is true. View Quote |
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