User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 6/15/2003 10:55:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Moomoo's are so comfortable!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/15/2003 11:03:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Add low-cut jeans to the title.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/15/2003 11:04:40 PM EDT
[#3]
Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/15/2003 11:05:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Maybe they just so fat it LOOKS like spandex. [lol]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/15/2003 11:08:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Oh gawd Seadweller don't get me started on the hip huggers and the half shirts.
Some of these youger fat chicks go around wearing those tops that show off your navel. Its gross, they have this nasty,big ole fat roll hanging out over their waste.........sexy!![puke] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 12:20:40 AM EDT
[#6]
i cant figure it out either, im sure spandex is comfy, and may be ok around the house. but wearing it in public ..UGH, first of all its NOT in fashion.
this subject brings images of my moms stupid fat friend that wears that crap in public and its just HORRIFYING. luckily she lives out of state, but shows up every summer, she will be due in a few weeks. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH [puke] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 12:41:55 AM EDT
[#7]
If you got it flaunt it???
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 12:41:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Fat women are notoriously un-stylish, which is why they're relegated to shopping for clothes at Wal-Mart. There's three basic staples of the fat woman's wardrobe: the generic loose shirt, the generic flat-soled "walking" shoes (which may be the most inappropriately named item in the history of the world), and most of all, the infamous stretch pants. I'll detail each of these:
1. Generic Loose Shirt - It'll either be a sweater or a t-shirt, and it's worn loose to avoid being caught in any loose fat rolls. Unfortunately for humanity, this never works and we see her rolls anyway. 2. Generic "Walking" Shoes - These shoes are always white, and always extremely small in comparison with the rest of the body. If you look closely, you'll be able to see fat from her foot sticking out from the tongue of the shoe. Truly a remarkable sight to behold. 3. Stretch Pants - My favorite part of the fat woman outfit, these spandex-like pants form fit and will never be too tight, since they stretch to infinity. This gives a woman the license to eat as much as she wants, since she'll never notice that she's gained weight. If your wife/girlfriend ever, EVER wants to buy stretch pants, run. Run as fast as you can. A bloodcurdling scream would add to the effect. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 12:51:47 AM EDT
[#9]
I think they wear them to prevent chaffing (sp?). I can't imagine how bad the chaffing must be when you thighs are constantly touching.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 12:59:51 AM EDT
[#10]
a friend and I brainstormed a special non lethal weapon which fires a gigantic table cloth. Just aim at the pigs and wooo good to go
Adding to the list, girls under 18 should not wear perogative clothing. A friend of mine was working at a middle school dance and said that kids were "freak" dancing. That's disgusting |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 1:09:31 AM EDT
[#11]
Well, it's my own fault, so I have nobody to blame but myself. I was getting ready to get some sleep and decided to check the active topics one last time. Why I read this one, I don't know. I'll probably now have nightmares about all the overweight disgusting women I've seen in spandex and other clothing that's 5 sizes too small for their bodies.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 1:42:42 AM EDT
[#12]
Add this to the list of "Why women don't hang around AR15.com for long".
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 1:53:28 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: Add this to the list of "Why women don't hang around AR15.com for long". Did you just call all the women here INCREDIBLY FAT? [:O] CHRIS |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 2:11:54 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: Quoted: Add this to the list of "Why women don't hang around AR15.com for long". Did you just call all the women here INCREDIBLY FAT? [:O] CHRIS Interesting that that's the interpretation you chose to make, but no, I didn't. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 2:18:09 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: Interesting that that's the interpretation you chose to make, but no, I didn't. Cool. Just checking.[:D] CHRIS |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 2:23:03 AM EDT
[#16]
best thing about fat chicks
you can bring them to the beach and sell shade worse thing when they wear spandex camel toes |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 3:30:50 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: camel toes in this context, don't you mean "elephant toes" |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 4:10:11 AM EDT
[#18]
Yup...fat chicks and scooters....both are fun to ride...till your friends catch you....
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 4:31:23 AM EDT
[#19]
They wear spandex because sewing parachutes together is too much work.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 4:39:11 AM EDT
[#20]
they have been told it makes them look thinner.
in truth it makes women who stand next to them look thinner.[:)] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 5:06:55 AM EDT
[#21]
their ass's look like a sack of wet towles. discusting
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 5:43:22 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: Oh gawd Seadweller don't get me started on the hip huggers and the half shirts. Some of these youger fat chicks go around wearing those tops that show off your navel. Its gross, they have this nasty,big ole fat roll hanging out over their waste.........sexy!![puke] This is what I really don't get. It's mostly younger girls that I see doing this. Half shirt, big fat roll of shit hanging out. When did this become OK? At what point did it become cool to hang your fat out to air? I'm not claiming to be mr. universe, but I dont flaunt my fat at everyone. Hey, LOOK AT ME! I have a roll of FAT! HERE! WANNA SEE??? please...put it away. for the children. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 5:46:48 AM EDT
[#23]
[img]http://home.attbi.com/~superalpha123/worthless.gif[/img]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 5:51:12 AM EDT
[#24]
containment.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 6:13:04 AM EDT
[#25]
dcoke, if you want pics you are sick or cruel.
I've noticed a trend of fat chicks wearing low cut jeans and short t-shirts. I mean, I dig an appropriately attired "woman of substance" but I don't enjoy seeing rolls of fat hanging over the old belt loops. yerch! But I expect as the population gets fatter, we'll see more of it. Ugh. Sad thing is, I like woman who are between skinny and obese, but I don't like to see them in nasty clothes. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 6:13:26 AM EDT
[#26]
We are an obese country. Since the refinement of sugar in the early 1900's , obesity and heart disease has skyrocketed. The average american woman is a size 14 - 16 which IMO is enormous. Spandex, low cut pants, thongs and navel exposing shirts should be reserved solely for women with no excess adipose tissue. Obesity results almost solely from laziness and a lack of self respect.
TT [coffee] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 6:49:28 AM EDT
[#27]
Fat chicks in spandex always put me in a festive holiday spirit because they remind me of big, round Christmas tree ornaments.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 7:05:43 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: Obesity results almost solely from laziness and a lack of self respect. Ah, tolerance. It's really just for weak people! LOL |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 7:08:43 AM EDT
[#29]
Anyone else know the songs "Spandex Enormity" or "Bubble Butt" from M.O.D.? [:D]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 7:22:36 AM EDT
[#30]
This thread must be stopped !!!!!! It may offend women and they will not want to shoot with us [;D]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 8:06:44 AM EDT
[#31]
[url]http://www.naafa.org/documents/brochures/naafa-info.html#whatis[/url]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 8:19:34 AM EDT
[#32]
Down here in Miami it's chicks who are 50 lbs overweight thinking they can dress like Britney, or Christina, or Shakira.......
......when they CAN'T! [puke] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 8:23:06 AM EDT
[#33]
the reason so many fat women wear spandex is
because it gives there flabby butts more support, so when they walk it doesnt "jiggle" like a big bowl of jello, Spandex is the modern version of womans "support hose" or girdle, plus fat people have a hard time finding clothes that fit right, or maybe it makes them feel firmer and trimmer? but the main reason is because it helps support there flabby bodies. [bounce] some women wear spandex shorts to hide the cellulite "cottage cheese" thighs. [ROFL2] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 8:23:37 AM EDT
[#34]
So just what is your infatuation with studying fat chicks in such great detail. Most men I know would rather spend thier time studying the stereotypical hot chicks. But I guess to each his own. If you like to spend you time and focus on how the spandex creeps into every nook and crack then so be it.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 8:32:54 AM EDT
[#35]
David, it's like a car wreck, you just can't not look.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 9:23:01 AM EDT
[#36]
Fat chicks need love, too.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 9:36:08 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: Fat women are notoriously un-stylish, which is why they're relegated to shopping for clothes at Wal-Mart. There's three basic staples of the fat woman's wardrobe: the generic loose shirt, the generic flat-soled "walking" shoes (which may be the most inappropriately named item in the history of the world), and most of all, the infamous stretch pants. I'll detail each of these: 1. Generic Loose Shirt - It'll either be a sweater or a t-shirt, and it's worn loose to avoid being caught in any loose fat rolls. Unfortunately for humanity, this never works and we see her rolls anyway. 2. Generic "Walking" Shoes - These shoes are always white, and always extremely small in comparison with the rest of the body. If you look closely, you'll be able to see fat from her foot sticking out from the tongue of the shoe. Truly a remarkable sight to behold. 3. Stretch Pants - My favorite part of the fat woman outfit, these spandex-like pants form fit and will never be too tight, since they stretch to infinity. This gives a woman the license to eat as much as she wants, since she'll never notice that she's gained weight. If your wife/girlfriend ever, EVER wants to buy stretch pants, run. Run as fast as you can. A bloodcurdling scream would add to the effect. LMFAO [LOL] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 10:05:00 AM EDT
[#38]
denial
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 10:28:32 AM EDT
[#39]
I can't believe this... Page TWO ALREADY AND NO PICS??
AGAIN.. [img]http://home.attbi.com/~superalpha123/worthless.gif[/img] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 10:31:07 AM EDT
[#40]
There's worse things than spandex [shock]
[img]www.dimensional.com/~mwluse/fatlady.jpg[/img] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 11:12:58 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: There's worse things than spandex [shock] [url]www.dimensional.com/~mwluse/fatlady.jpg[/url] THANK YOU. FINALLY.[banana] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 11:41:14 AM EDT
[#42]
Fat chicks need love, too. Yeh, with a fucking telephone pole. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 11:57:16 AM EDT
[#43]
Moose knuckle!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 12:02:19 PM EDT
[#44]
Because its hot.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 12:42:43 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: I think they wear them to prevent chaffing (sp?). I can't imagine how bad the chaffing must be when you thighs are constantly touching. Little known fact: The crotch and internal thigh areas of these high tech spandex pants are woven of a special fiber made from a secret blend of molydebnum disulfide infused nylon and polymer cloth that reduces thigh friction by over 80%. This special blend was developed to reduce the significant outbreaks of "thigh meltdown" and spontaneous human combustion that were occuring too frequently in Wal-Marts, K-Marts, Krispy Kremes and trailer parks all over America. [;D] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 1:12:54 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted: There's worse things than spandex [shock] [url]www.dimensional.com/~mwluse/fatlady.jpg[/url] I'd hit it. [puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke] |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 1:36:22 PM EDT
[#47]
Have you guys ever noticed that these fat chicks in spandex look a lot like whales? Same firm shiny texture and all. Its got to be the extra support!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 2:14:01 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: There's worse things than spandex [shock] [url]www.dimensional.com/~mwluse/fatlady.jpg[/url] OH DEAR GOD, THE HUMANITY, my eyes my eyes.... |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 2:19:59 PM EDT
[#49]
This is a funny thread.....
There is a lady at work, who has the biggest butt you have ever seen, I mean at least 31/2ft wide and allmost as tall, and when she walks, it moves all over the place, still trying to move to one side when it should be going the other way... LOL... very funny She never used to be that huge, when she was a packer she was skinny, that was 19yrs ago, BUT when she made QC, she no longer had to work and BAM, I mean over night the butt grew by feet..... You cant help but look, it is hypnotic, very very scary..... a couple years ago she said she was going to go rock climbing, YA RIGHT, she cant even make it over the crossovers at the plant, like she is going to go rock climbing.... ALSO she drives a very very small car, WHY DO FAT CHICKS DRIVE SMALL CARS, I mean she can barly fit into the thing, and it leans to one side, BAD.... |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/16/2003 2:31:53 PM EDT
[#50]
having sex with fat chicks is called cellulite surfing
all you do is lay on top, slap her thigh and ride a wave in |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
