User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:51:23 AM EDT
[#1]
How do they really know that 4 out of 5 dogs prefer Alpo to the other leading dog food brand?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:53:59 AM EDT
[#2]
Will we ever know what that gun in Heat was?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:58:11 AM EDT
[#3]
If trailer parks wouldn't exist, would there still be tornadoes?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:58:24 AM EDT
[#4]
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Why do they use a sterile needle for a lethal injection? Why does shipping go by car and cargo go by ship? Why is the Klinton family allowed to live breath and reproduce?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:04:46 AM EDT
[#5]
Where do the butterflies go when it rains?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:05:49 AM EDT
[#6]
How much deeper would the ocean be, if there were no sponges in it?
DO the fish swimming around the south pole, know they are upside down? Why does the water in the oceans stay on the sides of the earth, why not just pool down around the south pole? If a cow was to laugh, would milk shoot out its nose? Many more I am sure... |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:10:04 AM EDT
[#7]
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How do they get that Nitrogen filled ball into Guiness bottles and cans? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:37:56 AM EDT
[#8]
WOMEN!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:41:24 AM EDT
[#9]
What happens to the 9/10th of a cent that you pay for a gallon of gasoline?
What do "they" do with all those chicken feathers? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:46:13 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 23.682 board feet per hour. I checked. [:D] |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:46:38 AM EDT
[#11]
Ivory soap is 99.44% pure. Pure what? What is the 0.56% impurity? After at least 40 years of making this stuff, why can't they improve the quality?
How come when you call a wrong number, it's never busy? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:52:26 AM EDT
[#12]
Why do the drive up ATM machines have braille on them?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:19:11 AM EDT
[#13]
why is bra singular
and panties plural |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:41:50 AM EDT
[#14]
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would cut a cord of connifer if paid a quarter for every cord of connifer he cut. If the K in knife is silent, why is it there? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:44:43 AM EDT
[#15]
When you buy a pair of shoes, you get 2 shoes.
When you buy a pair of pants, you only get 1. WE ARE BEING ROBBED |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:48:10 AM EDT
[#16]
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
What's the point of vegetarians going to mcdonalds and ordering a hamburger happy meal for for their child without meat, only ketchup? Why pay $2.50 for ketchup on a bun? Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:57:35 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Remember the Calvin and Hobbes one? Calvin is fiddling around writing stuff, and he writes, "How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?" How do they get that Nitrogen filled ball into Guiness bottles and cans? What is that thing anyway? What is its purpose? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 8:02:31 AM EDT
[#18]
Jumbo Shrimp
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 8:03:15 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted: Quoted: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Remember the Calvin and Hobbes one? Calvin is fiddling around writing stuff, and he writes, "How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?" How do they get that Nitrogen filled ball into Guiness bottles and cans? What is that thing anyway? What is its purpose? Now you can enjoy the perfect pub pint at home thanks to the ingenious "widget" that is inserted in all GUINNESS® Draught cans. The "widget" is actually a plastic device which sits at the bottom of the can. When the can is opened, the widget releases a mixture of beer and nitrogen that creates a surge of bubbles. When you pour it into a glass these bubbles eventually settle to form the famous tight white head creating the perfect pint experience from the pub right at home. Your GUINNESS® Draught in cans should be chilled for a minimum of three hours before serving. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 8:04:56 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Taxes. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 8:31:23 AM EDT
[#21]
Why is it when you ship a package next day air it may actually never get on an airplane?!!?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 11:18:41 AM EDT
[#22]
MEN! Need I say more?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 11:21:28 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: Why is it when you ship a package next day air it may actually never get on an airplane?!!? Or a ship, for that matter. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 11:29:13 AM EDT
[#24]
Why is it that gas pressure increases in proportion to the amount of time it isn't released?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 11:49:08 AM EDT
[#25]
Where is the other sock?
[img]http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif[/img] |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 12:20:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Wtf is up with Deja vu's?? I have them CONSTANTLY.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 12:25:34 PM EDT
[#27]
if 4 out of five dogs agree, why is the other brand leading?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 12:33:55 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: If the K in knife is silent, why is it there? Doesnt matter, some people on these boards dont use the "k" anyway! |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 12:35:44 PM EDT
[#29]
They want to ban guns, yet automobiles kill more.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 3:31:49 PM EDT
[#30]
When women put on eye shadow do they think, "Hmm, I wonder if i'd look better if my eye-lids were blue?"
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 4:27:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: WOMEN! Amen. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 4:31:20 PM EDT
[#32]
Why do I shiver at the end of a long piss?? How can women bleed for a week straight and not die?? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 4:36:48 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: What do "they" do with all those chicken feathers? I know. They process them into chicken feed, along with other things. Heard it on NPR the other about the difference between standard chickens, free range chickens, and organic chickens. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 4:54:46 PM EDT
[#34]
How do the French walk upright without backbones?[>:/]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 4:56:04 PM EDT
[#35]
Why do people modify econobox cars to make them fast?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:15:43 PM EDT
[#36]
Why can't we all just get along? [/RKing]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:19:43 PM EDT
[#37]
Why is the smallest guy in a Mariachi band the one who plays the biggest guitar?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:20:19 PM EDT
[#38]
From Joe Dirt:
Why is the sky blue? How does positrack work? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:27:31 PM EDT
[#39]
Why, if I am dragging an air hose or electrical extension cord across the shop/roof/garage/deck/etc. it will hang up completely a dozen time over a distance of 60'. Were I to fall off the roof/deck/second story window/etc. the same air hose or extension cord will follow dutifully as I fall to my death? Planerench out.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:34:42 PM EDT
[#40]
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop with out biting?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 5:58:39 PM EDT
[#41]
Why do the political parties accuse each other of pandering special legislation to their special interest groups when both sides do it?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:00:09 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: How do the French walk upright without backbones?[>:/] They are held upright by the stick up their ass. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:03:38 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: How do the French walk upright without backbones?[>:/] Assholes dont have backbones. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:26:00 PM EDT
[#44]
Is the gold in Ft. Knox happy gold?
Why does wearing MARPAT give me the urge to get a backrub? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 6:28:37 PM EDT
[#45]
How do birds know when to shit on your car..... after you've just finished washing and waxing it?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:09:26 PM EDT
[#46]
Why is that fluids that are hot enough to burn your hand will not burn your tongue? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:11:39 PM EDT
[#47]
Why do guys have nipples?
I've wondered this. |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:19:55 PM EDT
[#48]
What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
Why does a cowboy wear two spurs when one side of the horse goes just as fast as the other? Why did the Federal government name the department in charge of everything outdoors, the Department of the Interior? |
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 7:36:29 PM EDT
[#49]
Why is this thread two pages long?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 5/31/2003 8:38:26 PM EDT
[#50]
Why can't you tickle yourself?
|
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
