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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:14:57 AM EDT
Cause I confuse the living shit outta her  |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:16:05 AM EDT
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We dont understand you either
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:16:25 AM EDT
[#2]
And you don't understand the rules here.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:16:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We dont understand you either I knew you loved me! |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:16:37 AM EDT
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We dont understand you either Especially your inability to follow the rules. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:18:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And you don't understand the rules here. Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:19:28 AM EDT
[#6]
You forgot something important.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:20:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You forgot something important. To publish her cell number? |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:20:35 AM EDT
[#8]
OP is weird, doesn't follow the rules, and has gas... Normal GD thread! Welcome aboard.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:23:35 AM EDT
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It's ok, she doesn't understand me either!
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:24:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's ok, she doesn't understand me either! That's what she said... |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:24:30 AM EDT
[#11]
Never worry about what a woman says unless it is "I have to find myself" or " It's me, not you"
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:24:41 AM EDT
[#12]
Post some pics of her and I might be able to help.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:25:09 AM EDT
[#13]
Am I going to have to lock it down?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:26:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Am I going to have to lock it down? That's what she said... |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:27:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's what she said... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Am I going to have to lock it down? That's what she said... |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:28:21 AM EDT
[#16]
Did you admit to cross dressing and signed up for reassignment surgery?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:31:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you admit to cross dressing and signed up for reassignment surgery? I need to try that and see what her reaction would be... thanks for the idea! |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:38:33 AM EDT
[#18]
You sound like a teenager going through a phase....
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:39:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:42:35 AM EDT
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Cause I confuse the living shit outta her
Good tactic - keep her off balance! I keep mine worried I am going off the deep end and then she is relieved I don't.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:58:22 AM EDT
[#21]
By "Confuse the shit out of her" I think OP means to say, I am incapable of following the rules in GD, laying claim to farts, and otherwise being less than half a retard.
Thread sucks 
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:14:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:17:37 AM EDT
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Quote History Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:30:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:34:27 AM EDT
[#25]
Mine just rolls her eyes and ignores me.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:35:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me. Are we married?? |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:38:17 AM EDT
[#27]
?????
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:43:27 AM EDT
[#28]
Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:45:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:47:43 AM EDT
[#30]
What exactly are you fishing for op?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:48:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. 
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Posted: 1/19/2015 2:49:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them.  |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 3:04:04 AM EDT
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I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them.
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Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 3:04:28 AM EDT
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THIS THREAD....
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Posted: 1/19/2015 4:05:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And you don't understand the rules here. Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. POOP THREAD! |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 4:09:49 AM EDT
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Still waiting for pics of the ol' ball and chain.....
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Posted: 1/19/2015 4:18:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Still waiting for pics of the ol' ball and chain..... Alright...  So many weird requests... |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 4:44:47 AM EDT
[#38]
So your avatar is a self portrait, then?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 4:58:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So your avatar is a self portrait, then? Only when I forget I'm lactose intolerant and drink milk. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 5:41:51 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Cause I confuse the living shit outta her
You dont say... |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 6:09:45 AM EDT
[#41]
You seem confused OP.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 6:32:55 AM EDT
[#42]
My wife and friends have always said I will not die of natural causes.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 7:13:52 AM EDT
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It's not that she doesn't understand you. It's that she just doesn't care. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 7:42:54 AM EDT
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Men are easy to understand...if we don't have an erection, fix us a sammich.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 7:48:19 AM EDT
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Dilldos this early in the AM?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 7:53:42 AM EDT
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If you find someone who does, run!
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Posted: 1/19/2015 8:34:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 I smell corn dogs
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Posted: 1/19/2015 8:35:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
To publish her cell number? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You forgot something important. To publish her cell number? Already got it, 867-5309 |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 8:57:39 AM EDT
[#49]
I`ll bring my Boxerdog over and let him gas up the place. THEN she`ll have something to gripe about.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 9:06:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And you don't understand the rules here. Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. Jesus! Avatar is appropriate. |
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