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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:14:57 AM EDT
Cause I confuse the living shit outta her |
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OP is weird, doesn't follow the rules, and has gas... Normal GD thread! Welcome aboard.
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Never worry about what a woman says unless it is "I have to find myself" or " It's me, not you"
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Did you admit to cross dressing and signed up for reassignment surgery?
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Cause I confuse the living shit outta her View Quote Good tactic - keep her off balance! I keep mine worried I am going off the deep end and then she is relieved I don't. |
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By "Confuse the shit out of her" I think OP means to say, I am incapable of following the rules in GD, laying claim to farts, and otherwise being less than half a retard.
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View Quote Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. |
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Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me. |
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Quoted: Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Hey, I may look dumb but I sure am stupid. Lmao. You're confusing the shit outta me. Are we married?? |
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Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. |
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Quoted: I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them. |
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Mississippi, Making Louisiana looking good since 1817 Ummm no... A lot there still haven't discovered toothbrushes. I bet you didn't know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi, because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. I knew that, that's why you have 2 of them. |
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Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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And you don't understand the rules here. Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. POOP THREAD! |
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Cause I confuse the living shit outta her View Quote You dont say... |
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My wife and friends have always said I will not die of natural causes.
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It's not that she doesn't understand you. It's that she just doesn't care. |
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Men are easy to understand...if we don't have an erection, fix us a sammich.
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I`ll bring my Boxerdog over and let him gas up the place. THEN she`ll have something to gripe about.
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Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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And you don't understand the rules here. Yeah I do and it ain't gonna happen... the wife is still trying to figure out I farted in the bedroom 30 minutes ago and still stinks in there. Not pushing my luck too much more tonight. Jesus! Avatar is appropriate. |
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