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Shame on you! You have better been out of the country for the last 13yrs 11mos 3weeks and 6 days then... You need to step up buddy
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I had a really good run going, I was really starting to think that I could make it all the way through with this kid, but the rest of the family is out for the evening and my luck was bad. Starting over from here seems a little hollow, but there isn't much else I can do. View Quote My two are only 17 months apart. When they were babies I got so good at changing diapers I probably should've tried out for a NASCAR pit crew. |
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I made it all the way with kid #2. Pretty sure that's part of the reason im divorced.
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How.....did you manage that?
I mean...my son's 4.5 and I haven't cut his nails and my wife gives me a hard time about that, but....changing a diaper? |
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I have two kids - a daughter (12) and a son (7).
I changed the daughter's diaper the day she was born, and maybe twice after that in as many days. It was kind of a new Dad novelty, I guess. I never did change my sons diaper. I'm told he peed on his mother a couple of times. I'm told I may have laughed. I have no idea how or why I'm still married. |
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Hell, I was changing diapers when I was 13, OP. No big deal, and shit washes off.
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No sympathy here dude...Pray you never have the "grenade diaper." You've not lived until you and your toddler have to take an emergency shower to 'detox.'
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Quoted: I had a really good run going, I was really starting to think that I could make it all the way through with this kid, but the rest of the family is out for the evening and my luck was bad. Starting over from here seems a little hollow, but there isn't much else I can do. View Quote |
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You should work on being a parent. You'd be surprised how much you might like it
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I don't get the big deal some guys have about changing diapers.
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Quoted: No sympathy here dude...Pray you never have the "grenade diaper." You've not lived until you and your toddler have to take an emergency shower to 'detox.' View Quote Nothing worse than finding out the kid needs a diaper change because you picked them up and your hand is covered in shit from cradling their back |
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I wouldn't tell anyone it happened. Because then she'll know you can do it and it will be a recurring thing.
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you sound lazy. i work full time and take care of my daughter from sunup to sundown on the days i don't work so we can avoid daycare.
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After you've dressed a gut shot deer, changing a diaper is kind of refreshing.
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Blowouts are the best. Had one yesterday myself. Straight to the bath!
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No sympathy here dude...Pray you never have the "grenade diaper." You've not lived until you and your toddler have to take an emergency shower to 'detox.' View Quote Man, one of my kids had a diaper so bad once that I swear it would have been as an effective non-lethal self-defense weapon as pepper spray if thrown in an attacker's face. It was literally a biological weapon. That was six years ago, and the legend of that diaper still exists in my household. |
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You guys are funny.
I've got 7 kids and a fantastic marriage. I've changed one or two diapers, but when little Andrew was born I decided to see if I could get all the way through potty training without changing one. It took a lot of suddenly being busy or gone, but I made it over a year. He got me good though- this was a 42 wipes and a bath kind of clean-up effort. |
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I plan on getting arrested and doing prison time until my (hypothetical) kid is potty trained. No diapers for me.
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I enjoy changing my son's diapers.
However, I will enjoy his first successful poop on the potty more. |
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You guys are funny. I've got 7 kids and a fantastic marriage. I've changed one or two diapers, but when little Andrew was born I decided to see if I could get all the way through potty training without changing one. It took a lot of suddenly being busy or gone, but I made it over a year. He got me good though- this was a 42 wipes and a bath kind of clean-up effort. View Quote You almost made it. The trick is to be absolutely hopeless in the hospital. Coincidentally, I absolutely suck ass at loading a dishwasher. It's the damndest thing - I just can't manage to do it right. Just ask her. |
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good job poo poo. you skipped the non-smelling stage. asleep at the wheel.
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You almost made it. The trick is to be absolutely hopeless in the hospital. Coincidentally, I absolutely suck ass at loading a dishwasher. It's the damndest thing - I just can't manage to do it right. Just ask her. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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You guys are funny. I've got 7 kids and a fantastic marriage. I've changed one or two diapers, but when little Andrew was born I decided to see if I could get all the way through potty training without changing one. It took a lot of suddenly being busy or gone, but I made it over a year. He got me good though- this was a 42 wipes and a bath kind of clean-up effort. You almost made it. The trick is to be absolutely hopeless in the hospital. Coincidentally, I absolutely suck ass at loading a dishwasher. It's the damndest thing - I just can't manage to do it right. Just ask her. As a kid I "accidentally" dropped plates and never had to do dishes after the second or third time. |
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I was happy with 2 kids. Wifey wanted a 3rd later. I said ok if I don't have to change poop diapers. That was my one condition. I have to of course if she is gone as i will watch all the kids so she can go out. I haven't changed a single poop diaper though if she has been around.
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13yr old and a 7yr old and I have never changed a diaper . I didn't want kids but she did so guess who done all the child rearing.
Everything worked out great and we just celebrated year 15. |
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Pretty sure I'm always going to stick with Pampers.
My daughter had a diarrhea blowout the other day, which was somehow contained within her diaper. You could smell it from 20 feet away, and as soon as I opened up the diaper it spilled everywhere. But until that point somehow it was 100% contained. Being a stay-at-home parent I've changed 95% of my daughter's diapers. |
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I really should have tried this on the previous kid when my wife decided to use cloth diapers. These disposables are a piece of cake compared to that, but avoiding them altogether is even better by far! |
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That's a little old to be wearing diapers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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13yr old and a 7yr old and I have never changed a diaper That's a little old to be wearing diapers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Well yeah, I would say it's safe to say I won't be changing any at this point |
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