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Posted: 1/25/2014 3:31:11 PM EDT
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I just fucked your pillow and youre going to sleep in my cum later
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you just left, but you've been gone forever. I miss you and need you back here now.
ps bring treats. |
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We have a border collie, so it would be a few paragraphs worth, with the last part being a haiku so she could come across as ironic and witty.
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Judging by the look he gives me when I leave- dude come home from work dude, seriously bro the hockey games on and this belly anit gonna scratch itself
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Hey bro, some other dog shit on the kitchen floor, so it wasn't me. Also, can u pick up some more wet food for me? I'll pay u back by not killing you in ur sleep
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Daddy PLEASE come home soon. These goofy motherfuckers are driving me CRAZY!
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Maybe not text, but my impression is that they are thinking...
Dogs: He's critically injured and lying in a ditch. He's never coming home. I wish I could help. Cats: Shitbag better crawl back here and fill our bowl, or we are eating the dogs. |
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"If you are at the store you better be buying us some fucking treats"
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Stay gone your spot on the bed is comf- Ohh noo marauders must go growl at the door
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dude, someone ate your couch. I was asleep at the time, but wow what asshole would do such a thing?
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Sun Conure
Where is my family and why aren't they scratching my neck and under my wings?! Alternated with if I see someone not of my flock there eyes and entrails are mine! Bird is fricken awesome but if your not me your ass is fair game lol. And he will go on the attack wee lil berserker. |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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