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You're one of the 10% of the population who are iron secretors.
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Okay... This isn't a troll post, I'm dead serious! So, one night my wife and I were watching some UFO show on TV, and she comments about the UFO we saw...I don't recall ever seeing a UFO. She tells me in detail how crazy it was-I guess it was a light over the mountains, and we watched it for a little bit. Apparently, we then looked online and found it was being reported by the news in Las Vegas. I don't remember any of this-which we laugh about because my memory is so much better than hers! So, we're talking about this incident at work today, and I tell a couple guys that I have this little lump in my forearm, and I like to joke to my wife that the UFO abducted me and wiped my memory, then gave me an implant. Well, the one dude asks if it's magnetic. I told him I didn't know, so he whips out a magnet, and sure as shit the thing is fucking magnetic! I've known about this little lump for a couple of years, and never thought much of it, but it doesn't hurt or bother me, so I never really cared. So, we then discover that if you move the magnet up and down my arm, the thing will follow the magnet under the skin! I went to a magnetic particle inspection booth, and we played with the magnetic field, and I could feel it, but you couldn't see it lift up against the skin. About 8 years ago, I had an MRI, and didn't feel it. If I felt it in the mag booth, I would think that an MRI would move it enough to feel it. I made a Dr.'s appointment for Tuesday, so if you guys want to dib on guns and ammo....now's the time! The little dot on my arm in the video is a Sharpie mark so I could show where it was, and that it was actually moving with the magnet under the skin away from the dot. Crap! I have the video in Photobucket and can't get it to post. Can anyone help? I can email it to you, I don't have a Youtube account or anything other than Photobucket... View Quote Ive got one in my neck that I have been meaning to get cut out.... |
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You guys are missing the most important part....
Pics of wife? |
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Don't forget...we want updates! View Quote You may enjoy looking at hairy man-ass in your own time, but we'd rather not be subjected to your alternative tastes. |
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If you have a Youtube account, upload it there. If not, make one.
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Just FYI, but the arm implant is like a band on a bird's leg. It's so they know you reacted positively to being ass-raped if they ever abduct you again.
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Just FYI, but the arm implant is like a band on a bird's leg. It's so they know you reacted positively to being ass-raped if they ever abduct you again. Kharn Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile View Quote It's true. Dave_A had one in each arm, two in his neck, a couple in his legs and a jar full in his glove box in case any fell out.... |
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Someone send me your email who can help, please....
Oh, and updating original post with wife picture--I'm at least smart enough to do that! |
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To the OP . I have a razor blade and a bottle of vodka , come by the house and we will make this thread epic. Oh and pics of wife in case there is an accident.
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He's been implanted by the Obamalonians! There using him as a SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your "doctor" will tell you its out but he will just move it. But don't worry its a preexisting condition and will be covered! |
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Yeah, in before the OP "remembers" that his cousin shot him with a BB gun as a child.
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"To Serve Man" - it's a cook book! ETA: Oh, and yes, more pics of wife please. |
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If it were aliens, wouldn't they have made it out of some sort of non ferrous material, like titanium or some other space age metal?
Chances are it's just a government tracking device. They're implanting them in every one now a days. It's part of the NSA data storage system. |
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Anyone here have a Youtube account? PM me or email me! This shit will trip your ass out!
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I had a piece of bearing race chip off and embed itself in my cheek one time. I didn't know it was in there at first, I thought it just cut me. Couple weeks later it started getting irritated and sore to the touch but I remembered the bearing incident. I got out a magnet and sure enough it would lift up under the skin, just like you described.
A trip to the doc and he cut it out. |
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your wife did it when the needle broke off and now that part has ossified or the iron in your blood has adhered to it
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