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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:40:58 PM EDT
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BB gun war
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:44:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:46:16 PM EDT
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Your wife is pretty and your kid looks adorable. Beyond that..........

in.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:48:38 PM EDT
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The government ALIENS deleted it.
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Is it your Norplant?

edit: the pic was there  moment ago.


The government ALIENS deleted it.


FIFY
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:49:03 PM EDT
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Taggage
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:51:56 PM EDT
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DAY 1
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:54:14 PM EDT
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IM sent! Don't make me look stupid!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:55:14 PM EDT
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Loading the email now! Thanks man!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:56:16 PM EDT
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Email successfully sent!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 5:58:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:01:59 PM EDT
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Here it is Gentlemen!

Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:05:26 PM EDT
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Holy shit.

IN!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:07:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:08:53 PM EDT
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Mine was just like that except it was in my cheek.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:18:00 PM EDT
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In for the results.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:19:11 PM EDT
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I would be very suspicious about the memory loss.



It is probably a magnetic polonium implant.



Does your wife have access to this substance?
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:20:58 PM EDT
[#17]
Tracking device implanted by hot wife...

Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:21:34 PM EDT
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OP, have you had any injuries to that area on your arm.? The area also looks a little discolored in the youtube video. Is it? If the doc decides to x-ray your arm, please post pics here.  



FYI, Iron can collect under your skin with a disorder called Hemochromatosis which can also produce skin discoloration. Hemochromatosis can be diagnosed by lab tests.


Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:21:44 PM EDT
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Let's send this thread to Coast to Coast AM and get you on the radio!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:25:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:25:53 PM EDT
[#21]
Its not in your neck?

The X-Files was wrong.



ETA: At least it is tiny...and the aliens didn't jam it up your turd cutter.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:30:08 PM EDT
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If the aliens were smart they would have put it in the part of your back that you can't reach with your hands.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:32:12 PM EDT
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Neat!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:36:36 PM EDT
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Prob just a zit
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:40:56 PM EDT
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It has to be ferrous in order to have the correct properties for antennae function on the Pleaedean radio network.

They have repeaters regionally placed, which are more powerful to shoot up to the mothership. They're just monitoring DNA for responsiveness to the pulsar waves so they can track how gamma waves irradiate humans, and which planets are getting blasted the worst...that's all.

Look at it as your contribution to intergalactic citizenry and leave it in.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:41:18 PM EDT
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I already have a substantial gun collection, but, dibs on wife!

But seriously, I and my own wife (now deceased) have seen UFOs as well. I don't think I have an implant, but I do remember the incident. They looked like a bunch of stainless microwave ovens just hanging in the sky about two hundred feet up. It appeared they had an interest in a communication tower because there were approximately 50 of these shiny box shaped thing hovering motionless near a TV tower in Eastern Oklahoma. We watched them hover for about 15 minutes while we drove right by the towers. Later, we both marveled at the fact that while we watched, we were calm, and had no overly exited feelings about the sight. Neither of us thought about stopping to take a picture. I find it ludicrous now, but at the time, I was OK with just looking.  OK, flame away!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:41:55 PM EDT
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Yeah!  I want to see an alien tracking & data collection chip too.  
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:42:29 PM EDT
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I want to believe...
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:43:08 PM EDT
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Who on God's green earth (other than this fellow) would EVER wait for a zit/boil/growth/whatever to get that big without doing something about it?
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:44:03 PM EDT
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fucking in
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 6:50:23 PM EDT
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In


Cut it out and see what happens


maybe they will come back. If they do blade at a 45 and disengage.

and post vids of it here
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:00:32 PM EDT
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I already have a substantial gun collection, but, dibs on wife!

But seriously, I and my own wife (now deceased) have seen UFOs as well. I don't think I have an implant, but I do remember the incident. They looked like a bunch of stainless microwave ovens just hanging in the sky about two hundred feet up. It appeared they had an interest in a communication tower because there were approximately 50 of these shiny box shaped thing hovering motionless near a TV tower in Eastern Oklahoma. We watched them hover for about 15 minutes while we drove right by the towers. Later, we both marveled at the fact that while we watched, we were calm, and had no overly exited feelings about the sight. Neither of us thought about stopping to take a picture. I find it ludicrous now, but at the time, I was OK with just looking.  OK, flame away!
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It was just the electrical tower waves acting as a hot spot for them to recalibrate their gyroscopic navigation systems, since the high-voltage magnetic field of their electro-gravitic propulsion systems won't allow the use of magnetic compasses, and they behave differently when near radio towers. Since radio towers are great check points on maps, they make great aerial checkpoints for Raelian beamships. You have to know which households have already received the anal probes when working an area so you don't double-tap someone's rectum. The Raelians aren't some kind of low-rate group like the Reptilians. They're professionals.

I can't believe you guys don't know this crap. This is freaking GD, it has to have been discussed before, right?
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:01:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:02:21 PM EDT
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What round for greys?
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:04:48 PM EDT
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If you mean caliber/cartridge, there isn't one. They are way up-to-speed with telekinesis and mind-control, and will basically freeze your trigger finger using a simple trick they learn in their 90yr childhood.

You know all those dreams we have where you can't pull the trigger?

Yeah, the Greys. There is no fighting them with kinetic weaponry, only extreme submission of your rectum to the anal probe...
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:11:24 PM EDT
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tagged for let down
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:13:13 PM EDT
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Thomas Edwin Castello
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:16:03 PM EDT
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In


Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:26:20 PM EDT
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That story is so BS, it's nothing funny. He talks about being deep underground in Dulce New Mexico working on genetic experiments on humans, and a war breaking out between the Greys and Air Force, then Army Rangers (he calls them black berets as if they would be wearing berets to a hi-profile QRF) show up and duke it out with the aliens.

Makes good fiction for people I guess. I'm not saying that we didn't smuggle over Nazi genetic research scientists to experiment on people, but an underground war with aliens is a bit far to stretch.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:30:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:38:04 PM EDT
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In for the outcome.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:40:15 PM EDT
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Aliens. Gotta be aliens.


Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:50:22 PM EDT
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I've got one in my right upper arm.  Can stick a magnet right to it.

But I KNOW that it is a chip that came off of a punch I was hammering on at work.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:52:59 PM EDT
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I just watched an episode of Unsealed:Alien Files this evening dealing with this. The ones that have been surgically removed are pieces of iron based meteor. Some kind of extra-terrestrial calling card left after an abduction.

Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:53:00 PM EDT
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This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.. Alien/space meteor particle with alien virus penetrates OP's butt. Makes it's way to arm, where it festers and mutates until OP becomes poisoned with the alien jizz. Baby zombie crawls out of OP's torso or he turns into an alien zombie.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 7:57:56 PM EDT
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... spooky!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 10:01:17 PM EDT
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One of the ball bearings in your elbow popped out of the race
Link Posted: 10/18/2013 2:29:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/18/2013 2:30:37 AM EDT
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You should contact the history channel. They will make a special on you guraunteed.
Link Posted: 10/18/2013 1:17:39 PM EDT
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Need update on alien love seed...
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