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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:11:40 PM EDT
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Bad day dear?
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:12:51 PM EDT
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9.3 / 10 !!!
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:12:52 PM EDT
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Not bad. 6/10?
What's the back story? |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:13:29 PM EDT
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Bad day dear? I'm only 2 hours into it but it feels like 2 hours suffering brutal ass rape with a giant spiked cephalopod. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:15:23 PM EDT
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I bet you're fun at parties.
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:15:26 PM EDT
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You need booze.
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:15:53 PM EDT
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one. If you choose to do so that is on you...... |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:16:10 PM EDT
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Not bad. 6/10? What's the back story? The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:17:45 PM EDT
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one. If you choose to do so that is on you...... No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole... ...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:19:29 PM EDT
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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not bad. 6/10? What's the back story? The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Damn. Sorry bro. Have a drink and get a call girl? |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:20:45 PM EDT
[#11]
8.7/10
Must be MOAR to the OPs story. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:21:04 PM EDT
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Damn. Sorry bro. Have a drink and get a call girl? Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative. Funny you should mention the call girl. I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again. Apparently when you give a lesbian the "O shakes" three times in a night she starts thinking dick. I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:21:10 PM EDT
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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not bad. 6/10? What's the back story? The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. On the Bright Side [I am an Optomist], be VERY, VERY Glad she "bailed out" when she did.... YOU will be much better off in the long run. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:22:05 PM EDT
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Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative. Funny you should mention the call girl. I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again. I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Damn. Sorry bro. Have a drink and get a call girl? Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative. Funny you should mention the call girl. I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again. I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it. Threesome? You never know..... |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:22:53 PM EDT
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Threesome? You never know..... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Damn. Sorry bro. Have a drink and get a call girl? Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative. Funny you should mention the call girl. I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again. I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it. Threesome? You never know..... Well given recent events it's pretty apparent I don't have a fucking clue about much anymore. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:23:00 PM EDT
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biological clocking much?
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:24:52 PM EDT
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biological clocking much? Menopause comes when you least expect it. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:25:26 PM EDT
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you?
Anyhow...I feel your frustration. Try logging on fetlife.com
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:25:31 PM EDT
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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not bad. 6/10? What's the back story? The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Harden the fuck up... |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:27:29 PM EDT
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you? Anyhow...I feel your frustration. Try logging on fetlife.com Are you referring to the EMT thread in team? Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic. 
edit: Hell she was pissed off because the day after that call was our 3 year and I was "probably going to be" in a shitty mood for it.
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:27:58 PM EDT
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Tell me how you really feel OP.
And you're single too, aren't you. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:28:22 PM EDT
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Tell me how you really feel OP. And you're single too, aren't you. Well now yeah. Didn't you read the thread? 
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:29:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you referring to the EMT thread in team? Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: OP, didn't something bad just happen to you? Anyhow...I feel your frustration. Try logging on fetlife.com Are you referring to the EMT thread in team? Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic. Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread.
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:31:39 PM EDT
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Yeah, that was it, sorry bro. Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you? Anyhow...I feel your frustration. Try logging on fetlife.com Are you referring to the EMT thread in team? Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic. Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread. Good luck, not easy. On the plus side a city nearby is in the process of starting an FD and are looking for paid on premise FF's. Talked to the chief and he's looking in to hiring me to work 48hr shifts as it's a bit of a drive for me. Not a ton of money but working a 48 gives me plenty of time to work a second job and get my foot in the fire service door. |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:34:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Good luck, not easy. On the plus side a city nearby is in the process of starting an FD and are looking for paid on premise FF's. Talked to the chief and he's looking in to hiring me to work 48hr shifts as it's a bit of a drive for me. Not a ton of money but working a 48 gives me plenty of time to work a second job and get my foot in the fire service door. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: OP, didn't something bad just happen to you? Anyhow...I feel your frustration. Try logging on fetlife.com Are you referring to the EMT thread in team? Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic. Im working on getting on FD now and saw your thread. Good luck, not easy. On the plus side a city nearby is in the process of starting an FD and are looking for paid on premise FF's. Talked to the chief and he's looking in to hiring me to work 48hr shifts as it's a bit of a drive for me. Not a ton of money but working a 48 gives me plenty of time to work a second job and get my foot in the fire service door. Do it! Great distraction from BS
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:36:52 PM EDT
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Well now yeah. Didn't you read the thread? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tell me how you really feel OP. And you're single too, aren't you. Well now yeah. Didn't you read the thread? TL, DR before I posted. I've got some girlfriends in the FDL you may want to meet.
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:39:01 PM EDT
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TL, DR before I posted. I've got some girlfriends in the FDL you may want to meet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tell me how you really feel OP. And you're single too, aren't you. Well now yeah. Didn't you read the thread? TL, DR before I posted. I've got some girlfriends in the FDL you may want to meet. At 80ish miles away they better not have pointy elbows.
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:39:39 PM EDT
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You the best man? Show the fuck out and have your day. Quit bitching to us. You sound like YOUR getting married.
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:49:05 PM EDT
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Well given recent events it's pretty apparent I don't have a fucking clue about much anymore. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Damn. Sorry bro. Have a drink and get a call girl? Start my shift in 5hrs so that's a negative. Funny you should mention the call girl. I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again. I could really give a shit though, nothing will come of it. Threesome? You never know..... Well given recent events it's pretty apparent I don't have a fucking clue about much anymore. 
Don't you realize you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek?! |
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Posted: 9/4/2013 11:53:16 PM EDT
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Thread needs more fucks
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Posted: 9/5/2013 12:25:41 AM EDT
[#31]
Bang some bridesmaids
Sorry things have been sucking for you OP, it'll get better and you'll be your normal "nice" self again. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 12:30:34 AM EDT
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You need booze. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 12:35:49 AM EDT
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Thread needs more fucks FuckinFUCK! One big blue fuckinfuck has to count for atleast 9 regular sized fucks. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 12:57:25 AM EDT
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about how excited they are to be getting married I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp. It's bad enough I have to give up a weekend for your cocksucking bullshit, don't waste my fucking night giving me lip about how awesome this retarded waste of space, time, and energy is going to be. And there better be a fucking open bar or I'm going to take my wedding gift, break that motherfucker in two and shove it straight up yours and the grooms ass. The gift is a fucking giant herpes sore soaked in aids. Go fuck yourself. /rant She made her payday and steady check, you get yours? |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 1:45:50 AM EDT
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Are you referring to the EMT thread in team? Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.
edit: Hell she was pissed off because the day after that call was our 3 year and I was "probably going to be" in a shitty mood for it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP, didn't something bad just happen to you? Anyhow...I feel your frustration. Try logging on fetlife.com Are you referring to the EMT thread in team? Yeah, that was the call that was referenced in an earlier post here that apparently caused her to question being with someone in my field because, you know, 8 year old kids die on calls all the time in those set of particular circumstances that make it especially fantastic.
edit: Hell she was pissed off because the day after that call was our 3 year and I was "probably going to be" in a shitty mood for it. Sounds like she's a selfish cunt, and you're better off without her. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 1:56:15 AM EDT
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Sounds like it will be okay for the OP . A little time and good as new .
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Posted: 9/5/2013 1:56:30 AM EDT
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Well.... this thread is full of sunshine, and unicorn piss
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Posted: 9/5/2013 2:20:31 AM EDT
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...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. You certainly sound like a real gem.
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:20:31 AM EDT
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I don't attend weddings.
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:23:57 AM EDT
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Does this chick getting married have any hot friends?
Weddings are like drunken, horny fish in a barrel. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:24:34 AM EDT
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No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole... ...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one. If you choose to do so that is on you...... No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole... ...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. Do you deal with the fucking customers? |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:26:56 AM EDT
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Consider yourself fortunate that you only put in three years. Women are fickle (la donna mobile).
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:30:43 AM EDT
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The bride didn't want to fuck him the night before the wedding.
Same sad story, I have heard it a hundred times. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:36:32 AM EDT
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Pics of bride to be
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:38:31 AM EDT
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Feel your pain OP. After attending 7 this far this year I'm Fukin done.
Weddings are like watching the same movie over and over with different actors. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:38:35 AM EDT
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Dang man, someone drop a deuce in your oatmeal today?
Just quote her the divorce statistics for her age bracket, you'll have to look it up, but I guarantee you it's not pretty.  |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:39:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:42:43 AM EDT
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I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp. Let me help you with that. 
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:44:04 AM EDT
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brutal ass rape with a giant spiked cephalopod. What is it with you and shoving aquatic creatures into orifices?
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:46:39 AM EDT
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I'm really sorry your relationship tanked, guy. You've been way less of a dick the last three years.
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