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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:50:17 AM EDT
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Someone is lonely
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:51:36 AM EDT
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Trying to visualize stabbing my eyes out with a carp.............................
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:52:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: about how excited they are to be getting married I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp. /rant A carp? What???? |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 4:56:38 AM EDT
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The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not bad. 6/10? What's the back story? The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Hahaha! You have a way with words. Very graphic. I usually call people like that "waterheads." |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 5:04:30 AM EDT
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Lots of people meet their future spouse at weddings. G'luck mate!
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Posted: 9/5/2013 5:17:06 AM EDT
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No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole. You need better friends. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 5:19:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/5/2013 5:20:13 AM EDT
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about how excited they are to be getting married I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp. It's bad enough I have to give up a weekend for your cocksucking bullshit, don't waste my fucking night giving me lip about how awesome this retarded waste of space, time, and energy is going to be. And there better be a fucking open bar or I'm going to take my wedding gift, break that motherfucker in two and shove it straight up yours and the grooms ass. The gift is a fucking giant herpes sore soaked in aids. Go fuck yourself. /rant Crybaby. Suck it up. |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 5:22:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A carp? What???? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: about how excited they are to be getting married I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp. /rant A carp? What???? The fish, not the gal  |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 5:55:04 AM EDT
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Funny you should mention the call girl. I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again. Apparently when you give a lesbian the "O shakes" three times in a night she starts thinking dick. Dude...not only 3some....but LTR 3some, a lot of so called lesbians are bi but tired of man shit....trust me, I have had 3somes as a steady breakfast....take both to the wedding..... |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 6:05:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not bad. 6/10? What's the back story? The back story is the woman I had been dating for 3 fucking years decided, just before I was planning on proposing to her(after buying the fucking ring, of course) that she's on edge about the relationship because of my work after I had a pretty abrupt attitude change after a rather bad day "at the office." One fucking thing and this chick is bailing on three years. So this stupid whore hears that my relationship just went south and tries to console me by talking about how great hers is and how excited she is to be marrying some down syndome looking motherfucker that still works at fucking pick n' save drooling on the produce. Fuck all this shit. Rant is improving. 7/10. Continue, please. To lube up your limbic system, I went to the future and brought back a picture of your car - after your ex-soon-to-have-been fiance gets hold of it.  |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 7:11:37 AM EDT
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I'm so glad I'm out of that age now where friends are getting married. I understand your annoyance. Wait till you have a buddy schedule a wedding on a holiday weekend (like 4th of July), then write up a rant.
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Posted: 9/5/2013 7:48:00 AM EDT
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Count your blessings, not all people are prepared or can handle being the spouse of a first responder.
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Posted: 9/5/2013 7:53:11 AM EDT
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Sour grapes.
You haz it. 
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Posted: 9/5/2013 10:02:51 PM EDT
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I'm really sorry your relationship tanked, guy. You've been way less of a dick the last three years. 
Coming from you that means a lot :D |
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Posted: 9/5/2013 11:10:49 PM EDT
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Sour grapes. You haz it. They're fucking delicious. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 3:42:54 AM EDT
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how is the whine you get from sour grapes?
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Posted: 9/6/2013 1:27:56 PM EDT
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how is the whine you get from sour grapes? What cheese goes best with it? |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 1:35:04 PM EDT
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limberger
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Posted: 9/6/2013 11:27:21 PM EDT
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limberger fromunda cheese. As in, this bitch can lick the cheese fromunda my nutsack. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 11:30:31 PM EDT
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fromunda cheese. As in, this bitch can lick the cheese fromunda my nutsack. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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limberger fromunda cheese. As in, this bitch can lick the cheese fromunda my nutsack. There's thing called bathing, try it 
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Posted: 9/7/2013 12:00:25 AM EDT
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There's thing called bathing, try it
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limberger fromunda cheese. As in, this bitch can lick the cheese fromunda my nutsack. There's thing called bathing, try it
And deny them my essence? Fuck that. |
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Posted: 9/7/2013 12:05:49 AM EDT
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Most the people I know are married so it has been a long time since I've had someone do this to me, but I think back on how God-fucking-damn annoying it was to be at someone's wedding and ask me if I was going to be next so I can sort of see your point.
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Posted: 9/7/2013 12:45:28 AM EDT
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And deny them my essence? Fuck that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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limberger fromunda cheese. As in, this bitch can lick the cheese fromunda my nutsack. There's thing called bathing, try it
And deny them my essence? Fuck that. True that 
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Posted: 9/8/2013 10:19:05 PM EDT
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Dude...not only 3some....but LTR 3some, a lot of so called lesbians are bi but tired of man shit....trust me, I have had 3somes as a steady breakfast....take both to the wedding..... Quote HistoryQuoted:
Funny you should mention the call girl. I fucked some random chick last week that was actually...hot as fuck... turns out she has a girlfriend but apparently I was so good in the sack she wants to meet up next week and cook me dinner and go again. Apparently when you give a lesbian the "O shakes" three times in a night she starts thinking dick. Dude...not only 3some....but LTR 3some, a lot of so called lesbians are bi but tired of man shit....trust me, I have had 3somes as a steady breakfast....take both to the wedding..... Saw the G/F... We're at a definite no-go for launch on that threesome.
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Posted: 9/8/2013 10:19:44 PM EDT
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about how excited they are to be getting married I just want to stab my fucking eyeballs out with a carp. It's bad enough I have to give up a weekend for your cocksucking bullshit, don't waste my fucking night giving me lip about how awesome this retarded waste of space, time, and energy is going to be. And there better be a fucking open bar or I'm going to take my wedding gift, break that motherfucker in two and shove it straight up yours and the grooms ass. The gift is a fucking giant herpes sore soaked in aids. Go fuck yourself. /rant That's nice dear |
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Posted: 9/8/2013 10:33:31 PM EDT
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I use this thing called 'selective hearing'.
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Posted: 9/8/2013 10:35:51 PM EDT
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No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole... ...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one. If you choose to do so that is on you...... No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole... ...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. Not after the last few posts... |
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Posted: 9/8/2013 11:03:39 PM EDT
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one. If you choose to do so that is on you...... No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole... ...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. Not after the last few posts... I'm a nice guy.... 
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Posted: 9/8/2013 11:11:32 PM EDT
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You don't have to give up a weekend or gift for nothing nor no one. If you choose to do so that is on you...... No I get sucked in because this cunt is friends with all my friends so if I don't show up then I'm the asshole... ...which it's pretty fucking plain for all to see that I'm no god damn asshole. I'm a nice fucking guy. Not after the last few posts... I'm a nice guy.... Nice guys don't call excited brides-to-be cunts. And I have been an EMT for 22 years. |
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Posted: 9/8/2013 11:14:54 PM EDT
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Nice guys don't call excited brides-to-be cunts. And I have been an EMT for 22 years. You're wearing your serious pants in the wrong corner of the internet. 
And for the record this lady is not an "excited bride to be." She is a self centered bitch that's spent her entire existence throwing everyone elses mistakes and misfortunes back in their face because she's got daddy issues or some bullshit. |
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Posted: 9/8/2013 11:19:33 PM EDT
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You're wearing your serious pants in the wrong corner of the internet.
And for the record this lady is not an "excited bride to be." She is a self centered bitch that's spent her entire existence throwing everyone elses mistakes and misfortunes back in their face because she's got daddy issues or some bullshit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Nice guys don't call excited brides-to-be cunts. And I have been an EMT for 22 years. You're wearing your serious pants in the wrong corner of the internet.
And for the record this lady is not an "excited bride to be." She is a self centered bitch that's spent her entire existence throwing everyone elses mistakes and misfortunes back in their face because she's got daddy issues or some bullshit. OK. |
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Posted: 9/8/2013 11:22:04 PM EDT
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Nice guys don't call excited brides-to-be cunts. And I have been an EMT for 22 years. You're wearing your serious pants in the wrong corner of the internet.
And for the record this lady is not an "excited bride to be." She is a self centered bitch that's spent her entire existence throwing everyone elses mistakes and misfortunes back in their face because she's got daddy issues or some bullshit. OK. 
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Posted: 9/8/2013 11:51:24 PM EDT
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Count your blessings, not all people are prepared or can handle being the spouse of a first responder. This. Hang in there champ! |
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