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Posted: 7/24/2013 1:20:06 PM EDT
It's 2130 here, and I'll only be up for another hour or so, so...go!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:20:41 PM EDT
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How much did you pay?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:20:55 PM EDT
[#2]
How'd she look?


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:21:55 PM EDT
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And do you think you have HIV or full blown AIDS?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:22:06 PM EDT
[#4]
What are you doing in Africa?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:22:26 PM EDT
[#5]
did you "lick it before you stick it"?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:22:53 PM EDT
[#6]
IBTL !
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:22:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Was the hooker male, female, transvestite or orangutan?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:23:01 PM EDT
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He's screwing hookers.  What else is there to do?



 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:23:19 PM EDT
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Was it worth it?



Did you get emotional afterwards?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:23:37 PM EDT
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Did you get Obama's autograph?

He's screwing all of us.  
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:23:44 PM EDT
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Not a dime, i told her she couldn't afford me.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:23:50 PM EDT
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Did it taste like tuna?









IBTL
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:23:54 PM EDT
[#13]
It's still 2013 here.  Didn't realize Africa was so far ahead of us.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:24:15 PM EDT
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Not bad actually, the dry cough and cigarettes were a turn off...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:24:36 PM EDT
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Did you have SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:24:58 PM EDT
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Neither, just got tested last month.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:25:14 PM EDT
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Army training Sir!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:25:23 PM EDT
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don't touch anything down there!  you've been warned!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:25:30 PM EDT
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Did he make you wear a rubber?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:25:52 PM EDT
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No way, girls have cooties...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:26:11 PM EDT
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 Female homo sapiens.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:26:19 PM EDT
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Was the pimp in sight? Did she have kinky hair? Pics.?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:26:49 PM EDT
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Dibs on guns and ammo.

But I'm not going to Africa to get it

Cheers!

-JC
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:27:00 PM EDT
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 Wrote "propositioned", not partook.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:28:14 PM EDT
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No, wrong part of Africa.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:28:41 PM EDT
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yuck, yuck, yuck.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:29:00 PM EDT
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So what did you propose then if you didn't partake?

-JC

ETA: Oh, you were propositioned ! Duh.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:29:01 PM EDT
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How about, no.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:29:02 PM EDT
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When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:29:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:29:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:30:15 PM EDT
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Pretty sure the bartender was the pimp...

ETA: straight hair, in a bun, kinda.  Her partner who recce'd the bar after I sat down had frizzy hair though!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:30:52 PM EDT
[#33]
dude did she look like serena or venus
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:31:17 PM EDT
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When I was in Dakar several years ago they all hung out near the Polish Embassy, not sure why there but topless with a miniskirt seemed to be the uniform of the day.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:31:18 PM EDT
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I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:32:18 PM EDT
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Lost them all in a boating accident last fall.  
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:32:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:37:27 PM EDT
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Topless with a miniskirt trancends all cultures.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:38:48 PM EDT
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Neither, tall and thin.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:39:40 PM EDT
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I proposed I was just there to eat, and finished my pizza and beer.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:57:24 PM EDT
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Pics?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:06:06 PM EDT
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She just feels bad about what she and her dumbass husband spent on their recent vacation, trying to make some coin for paying us back.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:23:22 PM EDT
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Not bad actually, the dry cough and cigarettes were a turn off...
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Not bad actually, the dry cough and cigarettes were a turn off...


active TB...
still could have AID's though.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:27:26 PM EDT
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Were they dressed like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders ?





Scream a little brown-brown and it's all goooood




 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:27:30 PM EDT
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Neither, tall and thin.
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Neither, tall and thin.



skinny disease

having said that, 3 of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen have been from Mother Africa.- all of them only dated white guys.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:32:35 PM EDT
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skinny disease

having said that, 3 of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen have been from Mother Africa.- all of them only dated white guys.
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skinny disease

having said that, 3 of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen have been from Mother Africa.- all of them only dated white guys.


Not super skinny, these two.  

Have seen some beautiful women down here, no doubt.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:35:47 PM EDT
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I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.
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When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them



I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.



What's the story with Chinese hookers?  Are the known to be extra disgusting?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:40:22 PM EDT
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What's the story with Chinese hookers?  Are the known to be extra disgusting?
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When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them



I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.



What's the story with Chinese hookers?  Are the known to be extra disgusting?


Don't know, never checked one out.  I just thought it highly absurd there were Chinese whorehouses in Kabul, and even moreso that a very few dudes would stick a pistol in their waistband and walk down the block from where we lived to go to them.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:42:16 PM EDT
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APS or CR?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:44:08 PM EDT
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Was it the same ones who were chatting me up in New Orleans back in the spring?

Walking back to the hotel on Canal St. a car pulls up beside us, the window drops down and then with no preamble "You boys want yo' dick sucked"

I don't think hysterical laughter was the response they expected.
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