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Posted: 7/24/2013 2:46:06 PM EDT

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She got de aids?

I think, not even this would help. And, I wouldn't want to even try it.

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 7/24/2013 2:46:37 PM EDT

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APS or CR?

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Neither, another program.

Posted: 7/24/2013 2:47:22 PM EDT

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Was it the same ones who were chatting me up in New Orleans back in the spring?

Walking back to the hotel on Canal St. a car pulls up beside us, the window drops down and then with no preamble "You boys want yo' dick sucked"

I don't think hysterical laughter was the response they expected.

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Oh, old girl was highly put out that I wasn't interested.

Posted: 7/24/2013 3:08:10 PM EDT

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Neither, just got tested last month.

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And do you think you have HIV or full blown AIDS?

Neither, just got tested last month.

Why did you have to get tested? Testing the waters?

Posted: 7/24/2013 3:10:39 PM EDT

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Why did you have to get tested? Testing the waters?

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And do you think you have HIV or full blown AIDS?

Neither, just got tested last month.

Why did you have to get tested? Testing the waters?

Mandatory wth the job, semi-annual testing.

Posted: 7/24/2013 3:19:48 PM EDT

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When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them

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Did the other 10% have TB or did they serve NVA officers?

Posted: 7/24/2013 3:38:13 PM EDT

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Jeez, that reminds me of when I was in college at LSU.

I was leaving a bookstore in the shopping mall next to campus, in my truck. I get near the exit onto the street and this black woman in a brown dress is walking in my direction. She had some outrageous copper colored hair and the longest, reddest fingernails I had ever seen.

I know the color of her nails because when I got near her, she held up both hands and flashed her fingers at me twice. I am sure the message was "Hey, good time for $20."

I passed.

LC

Posted: 7/24/2013 4:43:32 PM EDT

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Neither, tall and thin.

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dude did she look like serena or venus

Neither, tall and thin.

...and getting thinner by the day

Posted: 7/24/2013 4:47:22 PM EDT

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How did "me love you long time" translate?

Posted: 7/24/2013 4:49:38 PM EDT

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Don't know, never checked one out. I just thought it highly absurd there were Chinese whorehouses in Kabul, and even moreso that a very few dudes would stick a pistol in their waistband and walk down the block from where we lived to go to them.

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When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them

I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.

What's the story with Chinese hookers? Are the known to be extra disgusting?

Don't know, never checked one out. I just thought it highly absurd there were Chinese whorehouses in Kabul, and even moreso that a very few dudes would stick a pistol in their waistband and walk down the block from where we lived to go to them.

Well if it's an adventure, sure.

Posted: 7/24/2013 5:05:03 PM EDT

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Where did you meet this woman? (some part of Africa, I presume)

Posted: 7/24/2013 5:10:03 PM EDT

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If you drink, don't drive.

If you drive, don't drink.

And don't go downtown to Africa and buy yourself some AIDS.

Posted: 7/24/2013 5:19:16 PM EDT

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how many MREs did she cost?

Posted: 7/24/2013 10:00:16 PM EDT

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How did "me love you long time" translate?

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She spoke Englsh.

Posted: 7/24/2013 10:01:07 PM EDT

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Where did you meet this woman? (some part of Africa, I presume)

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In a hotel bar in Africa.

Posted: 7/24/2013 10:02:02 PM EDT

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how many MREs did she cost?

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No idea, I haven't touched an MRE in years, and I wasn't buying last night.

Posted: 7/24/2013 10:19:47 PM EDT

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How was the BJ? toothy or just right?
Bareback or waterproof?

Posted: 7/24/2013 10:35:41 PM EDT

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What are you doing in Africa?

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Posted: 7/24/2013 10:43:28 PM EDT

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Depending on your location in Africa and how classy the hooker (if you're running into her as a Westerner at a club she's certainly not a trucker ditch-whore) the odds of her having HIV could be relatively low. Let's say 25% average hooker infection rate Africa-wide. Heterosexual transmission of the virus occurs, on average, in about 1 out of every 900 sex acts with an infected person. In other words, your odds of getting AIDS from one night with a random African prostitute are miniscule.

Do the math. Go for it.

Posted: 7/24/2013 10:49:49 PM EDT

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Depending on your location in Africa and how classy the hooker (if you're running into her as a Westerner at a club she's certainly not a trucker ditch-whore) the odds of her having HIV could be relatively low. Let's say 25% average hooker infection rate Africa-wide. Heterosexual transmission of the virus occurs, on average, in about 1 out of every 900 sex acts with an infected person. In other words, your odds of getting AIDS from one night with a random African prostitute are miniscule.

Do the math. Go for it.

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Hahahaha, no chance, despite the odds.

Posted: 7/24/2013 10:50:09 PM EDT

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What are you doing in Africa?

Asked and answered.

Posted: 7/24/2013 11:34:47 PM EDT

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Depending on your location in Africa and how classy the hooker (if you're running into her as a Westerner at a club she's certainly not a trucker ditch-whore) the odds of her having HIV could be relatively low. Let's say 25% average hooker infection rate Africa-wide. Heterosexual transmission of the virus occurs, on average, in about 1 out of every 900 sex acts with an infected person. In other words, your odds of getting AIDS from one night with a random African prostitute are miniscule.

Do the math. Go for it.

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