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Posted: 9/21/2011 1:01:26 PM EDT
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 Dont act surprised dude. We all know its you. |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 1:11:59 PM EDT
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naaa i'd have mailed it to his house You'd have dropped it off in your speedo. Don't lie. you should see the one i just bought..... it has "JUICY" written across my ass. |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 1:12:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: naaa i'd have mailed it to his house Which is why you shipped it to work. Misdirection. We're on to you!  |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 1:13:11 PM EDT
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naaa i'd have mailed it to his house You'd have dropped it off in your speedo. Don't lie. you should see the one i just bought..... it has "JUICY" written across my ass. I thought you already had a tattoo that said that across your ass? |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 3:31:51 PM EDT
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Sorry to do this guys, but my lawyer called, and I didn't have a chance to get the package.
Will be first thing tomorrow. |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 3:45:40 PM EDT
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Balls!
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Posted: 9/21/2011 3:49:50 PM EDT
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I can not believe how much balls you got
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Posted: 9/21/2011 4:05:13 PM EDT
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naaa i'd have mailed it to his house You'd have dropped it off in your speedo. Don't lie. you should see the one i just bought..... it has "JUICY" written across my ass. 
Paging 82ND-ABN. Ban in aisle 4 please.  
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Posted: 9/21/2011 4:15:15 PM EDT
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This is getting old.
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Posted: 9/21/2011 4:17:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: This is getting old. Some people never get tired of balls. Just ask bcauz3y |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 4:49:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: This is getting old. OMFG!!!!! Close the doors and go home everyone. |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 4:50:35 PM EDT
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You fucking opened it!
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:02:30 PM EDT
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oh shit. I wonder what rumors will start here at work now? I pissed-off two chicks at work once. About a week later, a package arrived for me at work. It was addressed to my work, with my name underneath, so of course, the busy-body receptionist opened it. It was a man's thong...along with some pathetic "love letter" of sorts from some guy named "Lance". Yep, it was the two chicks who sent it...gotta admit though, it was good prank.
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:16:19 PM EDT
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Amazing. Four packages, and you still don't know how to open a goddamn box within a day.
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:22:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Amazing. Four packages, and you still don't know how to open a goddamn box within a day. Everyone I got was opened within the day except for this one. I'm in the middle of a custody battle, when the lawyer calls, I go. All else be damned.  |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:24:55 PM EDT
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Waiting for
to show up.
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:35:12 PM EDT
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I bet his oldness needs a new set by now. |
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:38:28 PM EDT
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This thread is like a clothes dryer overfilled with fuck.
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:43:33 PM EDT
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This thread is like a clothes dryer overfilled with fuck. You tagged this as well huh.
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Posted: 9/21/2011 5:45:41 PM EDT
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This thread is like a clothes dryer overfilled with fuck. You tagged this as well huh. Why not?
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Posted: 9/21/2011 11:51:39 PM EDT
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I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 3:10:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out. you and me both! |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 3:43:50 AM EDT
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He is on vacation right now
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Posted: 9/22/2011 7:26:27 AM EDT
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I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out. you and me both! Further proof that two half-wits do not equal a whole wit. TRG |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 7:30:01 AM EDT
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Im here for the gangbang
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Posted: 9/22/2011 7:48:18 AM EDT
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I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out. you and me both! Further proof that two half-wits do not equal a whole wit. TRG But two half-wits do equal a old Cuban... |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 7:50:19 AM EDT
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balls balls balls balls
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Posted: 9/22/2011 8:14:47 AM EDT
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DAY 2 no balls yet
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Posted: 9/22/2011 9:30:24 AM EDT
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Quoted: DAY 2 no balls yet Just got back and opened the package... Someone is seriously fucked up. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 9:35:14 AM EDT
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NO I'm not taking a picture of it at work, no I'm not touching it.
Whoever owns this dildo needs to come get it.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 9:48:58 AM EDT
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NO I'm not taking a picture of it at work, no I'm not touching it. Whoever owns this dildo needs to come get it. Oh God.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 9:52:42 AM EDT
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I'll be the first. 
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Posted: 9/22/2011 9:54:47 AM EDT
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its dirty
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:11:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: its dirty Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww! |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:13:24 AM EDT
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No kidding. I'm sitting here looking at this 'thing' trying to figure out the best way to dispose of it.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:17:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:17:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: its dirty You sniffed it didn't you... |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:18:28 AM EDT
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No kidding. I'm sitting here looking at this 'thing' trying to figure out the best way to dispose of it. Backdoor would be best.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:18:51 AM EDT
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That is just wrong.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:19:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: That is just wrong. didn't you predict this? |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:20:30 AM EDT
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That's fucked up man. Pics?
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:23:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: That's fucked up man. Pics? I don't know if the mods will allow me to post pics of a dirty dildo in GD. Either way, I'd have to wait until after the kids go to bed tonight, and I'm considering just burning it my burn barrel, still in the bag and everything. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:24:10 AM EDT
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That is just wrong.
didn't you predict this? I predicted another package, not a nasty dildo. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:24:37 AM EDT
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No kidding. I'm sitting here looking at this 'thing' trying to figure out the best way to dispose of it. 
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:28:09 AM EDT
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Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence!
I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:29:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:35:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: That is just wrong. didn't you predict this? I predicted another package, not a nasty dildo. Theoretically, a dildo is a faux package. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:35:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. If the mods O.K. it... nasty dildo pics for everyone |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:41:33 AM EDT
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Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. he brought it to our lunch meeting. i suspect it's his and he is just using the mysterious package story as a cover. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:41:39 AM EDT
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This thread is dildoes.
TRG |
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