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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:41:54 AM EDT
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Does a nasty dildo count as being Arock'ed?
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:42:17 AM EDT
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Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. If the mods O.K. it... nasty dildo pics for everyone Ask 82nd_Abn for permission. TRG |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:42:25 AM EDT
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So was there balls included with the package?
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:51:07 AM EDT
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 Someone is going to tear the OP a new one. Literally. Since itappears you are going to be the "bottom", you can't use the "I'm not gay I was on top" defense.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:51:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. he brought it to our lunch meeting. i suspect it's his and he is just using the mysterious package story as a cover.  We agreed that you'd get it when I was done. AND THAT YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!  |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:52:26 AM EDT
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Quoted: So was there balls included with the package? Dildo has them attached. It's a full package. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:53:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: Does a nasty dildo count as being Arock'ed? Only if there are negative effects. If it gets me a raise? Fucking dil fucking do all day long. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:56:42 AM EDT
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Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. If the mods O.K. it... nasty dildo pics for everyone Ask 82nd_Abn for permission. TRG Good idea. We should all IM him. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:57:46 AM EDT
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WE DEMAND PICTURES and whoever sent you that dildo was paying attention to the last thread maybe you should ask for a hooker and blow now?
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Posted: 9/22/2011 10:58:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: WE DEMAND PICTURES Never in my life would I have guessed a bunch of grown men would be demanding to see the dirty dildo. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:00:03 AM EDT
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WE DEMAND PICTURES Never in my life would I have guessed a bunch of grown men would be demanding to see the dirty dildo. 
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:00:04 AM EDT
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WE DEMAND PICTURES Never in my life would I have guessed a bunch of grown men would be demanding to see the dirty dildo. This is GD, remember?
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:00:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm waiting for Ed Sr Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. If the mods O.K. it... nasty dildo pics for everyone Ask 82nd_Abn for permission. TRG Good idea. We should all IM him. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:01:09 AM EDT
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WE DEMAND PICTURES Never in my life would I have guessed a bunch of grown men would be demanding to see the dirty dildo. and how dare you not get my edit into your quote |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:01:19 AM EDT
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You're not bouncing them off your chin, are you?
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:04:10 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. he brought it to our lunch meeting. i suspect it's his and he is just using the mysterious package story as a cover. I retract my request.  So, what you're saying is that it was 'new' when he got it, but by lunch time... |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:13:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: So, what you're saying is that it was 'new' when he got it, but by lunch time...  |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:19:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:30:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/22/2011 11:32:32 AM EDT
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 New meme!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 1:09:26 PM EDT
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Damn, you're threads are getting gayer than the Pit.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 1:11:21 PM EDT
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pics? put a towel over the balls
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Posted: 9/22/2011 1:12:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Damn, you're threads are getting gayer than the Pit.  or  |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 1:21:06 PM EDT
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Damn, you're threads are getting gayer than the Pit.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 4:52:03 PM EDT
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Damn, you're threads are getting gayer than the Pit.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 4:55:25 PM EDT
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Yea, I'm really at a loss here. I'm tossing a match to this thing shortly.
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Posted: 9/22/2011 5:25:27 PM EDT
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Yea, I'm really at a loss here. I'm tossing a match to this thing shortly. You gonna get it nice and warm for later? |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 5:30:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Yea, I'm really at a loss here. I'm tossing a match to this thing shortly. You gonna get it nice and warm for later? oh yea baby. I doused it with gas. It is no longer. |
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Posted: 9/22/2011 5:40:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Yea, I'm really at a loss here. I'm tossing a match to this thing shortly. You gonna get it nice and warm for later? oh yea baby. I doused it with gas. It is no longer. Sure ya did |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 3:50:49 AM EDT
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[Ballpark vendor]"Hot dildos, get yer hot dildos!"[/Ballpark vendor]
Dirty dildo bad. Never would have guessed that. Waay beyond the realm of reasonable possibilities. 
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Posted: 9/23/2011 4:06:16 AM EDT
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I wonder whats next
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Posted: 9/23/2011 4:59:06 AM EDT
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I wonder whats next i am guessing a human kidney |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 5:08:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oh hell.Quoted: I wonder whats next i am guessing a human kidney |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 5:30:57 AM EDT
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I wonder whats next i am guessing a human kidney trafficking human body parts will not look good on your record |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 5:34:33 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Oh hell.Quoted: I wonder whats next i am guessing a human kidney trafficking human body parts will not look good on your record Does it count if it is a Honduran kidney? |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 5:35:52 AM EDT
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I wonder whats next i am guessing a human kidney trafficking human body parts will not look good on your record Does it count if it is a Honduran kidney? No, nobody cares about the people south of the USA. |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:19:49 AM EDT
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A few years ago one of my wife's friends' husband had an approaching birthday. The wife and kids conspired to send him goofy stuff that each individual package was just weird, meaningless, but taken as a whole had some meaning to the husband. For example, he was adamant about never cutting a piece of rope, as you can always loop up the unneeded portion, but a piece of rope too short is useless. So one of the packages sent to him had scraps of rope about 4" - 6" long.
They knew I had friends and customers all over the country so they bought the packages to me, to put in larger boxes, mail to my friends around the US, to mail back to him on a given date a few weeks before his birthday. It was thought to be funny at the time. So, I imagine someone is doing this to the OP. |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:22:14 AM EDT
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A few years ago one of my wife's friends' husband had an approaching birthday. The wife and kids conspired to send him goofy stuff that each individual package was just weird, meaningless, but taken as a whole had some meaning to the husband. For example, he was adamant about never cutting a piece of rope, as you can always loop up the unneeded portion, but a piece of rope too short is useless. So one of the packages sent to him had scraps of rope about 4" - 6" long. They knew I had friends and customers all over the country so they bought the packages to me, to put in larger boxes, mail to my friends around the US, to mail back to him on a given date a few weeks before his birthday. It was thought to be funny at the time. So, I imagine someone is doing this to the OP. So were they telling him to hang himself for his birthday? |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:25:44 AM EDT
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A few years ago one of my wife's friends' husband had an approaching birthday. The wife and kids conspired to send him goofy stuff that each individual package was just weird, meaningless, but taken as a whole had some meaning to the husband. For example, he was adamant about never cutting a piece of rope, as you can always loop up the unneeded portion, but a piece of rope too short is useless. So one of the packages sent to him had scraps of rope about 4" - 6" long. They knew I had friends and customers all over the country so they bought the packages to me, to put in larger boxes, mail to my friends around the US, to mail back to him on a given date a few weeks before his birthday. It was thought to be funny at the time. So, I imagine someone is doing this to the OP. So were they telling him to hang himself for his birthday? How do you hang yourself with balls? |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:30:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: I wonder whats next I have several, once used items, that would go perfect with OP's collection. I wonder if I should send them? |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:32:33 AM EDT
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Quoted: I wonder whats next Probably another thread by bcauz3y that goes at least 3 pages without pics  |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:35:50 AM EDT
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A few years ago one of my wife's friends' husband had an approaching birthday. The wife and kids conspired to send him goofy stuff that each individual package was just weird, meaningless, but taken as a whole had some meaning to the husband. For example, he was adamant about never cutting a piece of rope, as you can always loop up the unneeded portion, but a piece of rope too short is useless. So one of the packages sent to him had scraps of rope about 4" - 6" long. They knew I had friends and customers all over the country so they bought the packages to me, to put in larger boxes, mail to my friends around the US, to mail back to him on a given date a few weeks before his birthday. It was thought to be funny at the time. So, I imagine someone is doing this to the OP. So were they telling him to hang himself for his birthday? he could choke on them How do you hang yourself with balls? |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:36:20 AM EDT
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I wonder whats next I have several, once used items, that would go perfect with OP's collection. I wonder if I should send them? need his address? |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:42:15 AM EDT
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A few years ago one of my wife's friends' husband had an approaching birthday. The wife and kids conspired to send him goofy stuff that each individual package was just weird, meaningless, but taken as a whole had some meaning to the husband. For example, he was adamant about never cutting a piece of rope, as you can always loop up the unneeded portion, but a piece of rope too short is useless. So one of the packages sent to him had scraps of rope about 4" - 6" long. They knew I had friends and customers all over the country so they bought the packages to me, to put in larger boxes, mail to my friends around the US, to mail back to him on a given date a few weeks before his birthday. It was thought to be funny at the time. So, I imagine someone is doing this to the OP. So were they telling him to hang himself for his birthday? How do you hang yourself with balls? Do they hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:43:40 AM EDT
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Yea, I'm really at a loss here. I'm tossing a match to this thing shortly. You gonna get it nice and warm for later? oh yea baby.
I doused it with gas. It is no longer. No longer? Wasn't long enough to begin with?
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:43:50 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wonder whats next I have several, once used items, that would go perfect with OP's collection. I wonder if I should send them? need his address? Nope, I still have it. I saved that group memo Staff sent out  |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:51:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I wonder whats next I have several, once used items, that would go perfect with OP's collection. I wonder if I should send them? need his address? Nope, I still have it. I saved that group memo Staff sent out |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:53:20 AM EDT
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I wonder whats next I have several, once used items, that would go perfect with OP's collection. I wonder if I should send them? need his address? Nope, I still have it. I saved that group memo Staff sent out
I think I see black helicopters coming...oh shi |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:55:15 AM EDT
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How's my bcauz3y shrine theory looking now? Watch yer cornhole bud. |
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Posted: 9/23/2011 7:58:20 AM EDT
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Quoted: How's my bcauz3y shrine theory looking now? Watch yer cornhole bud.  |
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