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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:23:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:29:48 AM EDT by Dolomite]
www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/18/paris_too_good_for_playboy.html

Paris Hilton has refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. The 24-year-old claims that Hugh Hefner has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.

"They've asked me a million times," Hilton said. "Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it." Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, she replied:

"Because I'm Paris Hilton."

What a dignified broad, what unbuhlievable classiness.

This, for some of you that may not be aware – is exactly what I said to Playgirl when they approached me that one time Brad Pitt had that shaving accident.

I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail - if I succeed, at least I live as I believe. No matter what they take from me - they can't take away my dignity.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:24:56 AM EDT
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:25:33 AM EDT
Yeah, blowing a guy under night vision is way classier.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/18/paris_too_good_for_playboy.html

Paris Hilton has refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. The 24-year-old claims that Hugh Hefner has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.

"They've asked me a million times," Hilton said. "Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it." Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, she replied:

"Because I'm Paris Hilton."

What a dignified broad, what unbuhlievable classiness.

This, for some of you that may not be aware – is exactly what I said to Playgirl when they approached me that one time Brad Pitt had that shaving accident.

I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail - if I succeed, at least I live as I believe. No matter what they take from me they can't take away my dignity.



Not going into pr0n is probably the only intelligent thing Paris Hilton has ever done.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:27:00 AM EDT by DK-Prof]

Maybe she's being honest and is trying to say that she's TOO MUCH of a whore to be in Playboy.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:30 AM EDT
Look, we all know Paris is a tramp.

We get it. But think about it... What does Playboy have to offer her? Money, media attention?

She already has plenty of both.

File this thread under "who the hell cares?"

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:45 AM EDT
I'd hit her ass so hard, whoever pulled me out would be crowned the King of England.


TXL
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....



HO-LEEEE SHIT!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:49 AM EDT
I'd hit it, but sure as fuck not with my dick.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Maybe she's being honest and is trying to say that she's TOO MUCH of a whore to be in Playboy.



Hustler is more up her alley....
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:29:40 AM EDT
I'd hit it!





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WITH A STICK!

I'd rather have a chick that isn't so damn scrawny.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:30:24 AM EDT
Trailer trash with $$$$.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:34 AM EDT
"skanks-r-us"! i wouldn't fuck her with osama's dick!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:46 AM EDT
I guess I can't understand the publics lust for narcissistic, skeletal-framed females.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:34:24 AM EDT
why would hefner want her in playboy anyway? last I checked most playmates actually had to wear more to wear more than a pair of shotglasses for a bra
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:35:24 AM EDT by ALPHAGHOST]
--must be her new yrs resolution

all she has got is a decent face and lots of cash

no brains or class
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:36:47 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Maybe she's being honest and is trying to say that she's TOO MUCH of a whore to be in Playboy.



I agree and think the current Penthouse is a much better forum for her. Perhaps a sapphic layout with Lindsay Lohan would be tasteful.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:08 AM EDT
I like her legs...that's about it...
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:20 AM EDT
Playboy? The bitch doesn't have any titties.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....



HO-LEEEE SHIT!!!



How did you know my honorary asian name?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:55 AM EDT
So let me make sure I understand this....she'll allow herself to be filmed while sucking a guy off and fucking him, but just can't bring herself to pose naked for Playboy. Makes perfect sense to me.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:38:31 AM EDT
She is as ugly as a roach taking a shit.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:38:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/18/paris_too_good_for_playboy.html

Paris Hilton has refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. The 24-year-old claims that Hugh Hefner has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.

"They've asked me a million times," Hilton said. "Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it." Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, she replied:

"Because I'm Paris Hilton."

What a dignified broad, what unbuhlievable classiness.

This, for some of you that may not be aware – is exactly what I said to Playgirl when they approached me that one time Brad Pitt had that shaving accident.

I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail - if I succeed, at least I live as I believe. No matter what they take from me they can't take away my dignity.



Not going back into pr0n is probably the only intelligent thing Paris Hilton has ever done.



fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:39:11 AM EDT
Paris Hilton?

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:08:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....



Oh my god.... I just spit Gatorade all over my desk.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:44:16 AM EDT
She's not sufficiently over the hill yet for Playboy. You will have to be as over-the-hill as Dana Plato, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, LaToya Jackson, Patti Davis, et al to be in Playboy.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:46:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....



said Tesco Vee
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:48:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/18/paris_too_good_for_playboy.html

Paris Hilton has refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. The 24-year-old claims that Hugh Hefner has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.

"They've asked me a million times," Hilton said. "Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it." Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, she replied:

"Because I'm Paris Hilton."

What a dignified broad, what unbuhlievable classiness.

This, for some of you that may not be aware – is exactly what I said to Playgirl when they approached me that one time Brad Pitt had that shaving accident.

I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail - if I succeed, at least I live as I believe. No matter what they take from me - they can't take away my dignity.



Isn't she the rich little princess who recently starred in a porno tape with some looser ex-boyfriend? And playboy would be too degrading???
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:49:19 AM EDT
She's hot like a toothpick.

She's freaking anorexic or some other eating disorder.

No tits. No ass. Boney legs. I bet her ribs show with her shirt off.

There are better looking whores out there.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:50:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 10:01:39 AM EDT by Dragracer_Art]
Sorry guys... Slut or not, I still think she's incredibly HOT...

This shouldn't violate any COC rules...

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:51:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....



The Meatmen!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:52:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dragracer_Art:
Sorry guys... Slut or not, I still think she's incredibly HOT...




So you like air brush?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:54:53 AM EDT
Her mom's better looking anyway.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:55:43 AM EDT
IBTL.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:56:10 AM EDT
I think she must be holding out for Hustler.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:58:34 AM EDT
All I have to say about this subject is.................................

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Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:00:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 10:05:04 AM EDT by Dragracer_Art]
She must be into guns too...

All things aside, I don't know how any guy can look at her and not think she's a pretty gal...
She may not be a girl you bring home to mother, and she may be a little thin for some guys, but DAMN I still think she's a hunny...

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:03:29 AM EDT



"Its all squishy. Aint that the darnedest thing?"
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:04:16 AM EDT
She's not hot at all.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:05:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....





This is by far the sickest fucking thing I've ever read, seen, or heard in my entire life.



Very illustrative though.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:12:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lagadelphia:

Originally Posted By Dragracer_Art:
Sorry guys... Slut or not, I still think she's incredibly HOT...




So you like air brush?



That CJs commercial wasn't airbrushed.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:16:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gatchaman:
Yeah, blowing a guy under night vision is way classier.



So your not lucky enough to have seen the regular light video huh?




Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....

That was fucked up
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:19:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:


Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....

That was fucked up



Well, as others have pointed out, I cannot take credit for the line...The Meatmen can...

Although I would

I find her very HOT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:22:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 10:27:17 AM EDT by ScaryGuy]
We've seen this no-talent, but ass fugly bitch suck dick on camera, fuck, albeit badly, on camera and flash her cooter, on camera, ( as well as any other chance she gets) but she's too good to flash her tits in PB?

Yep, it proves what I've said all along: Once you hit a certain level of fianacial independence you lose your fucking mind.

That bitch is a walking petri dish with a festering hatchet wound between her legs, and is about as sexually appealing as a threesome with Janet Reno and Dianne Fienstein

SG
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:26:18 AM EDT
damn, I already had my answer from the thread title. I thought it was going to be: go a day without giving a blowjob to a bouncer in Vegas
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:26:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ScaryGuy:

Yep, it proves what I've said all along: Once you hit a certain level of fianacial independence you lose your fucking mind.

SG



When you reach the point where you are no longer accountable to others, by virtue of wealth, power or independence, then you are freed to become the person you really are.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:27:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pzjgr:
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....



Fark!!! I just spewed lunch on my keyboard. Thats not right man!!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:32:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By ScaryGuy:

Yep, it proves what I've said all along: Once you hit a certain level of fianacial independence you lose your fucking mind.

SG



When you reach the point where you are no longer accountable to others, by virtue of wealth, power or independence, then you are freed to become the person you really are.



And to be honest...it's a lifestyle I could grow to like myself.
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