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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:24:56 AM EDT
[#1]
Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:25:33 AM EDT
[#2]
Yeah, blowing a guy under night vision is way classier.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:36 AM EDT
[#3]
Not going into pr0n is probably the only intelligent thing Paris Hilton has ever done. 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:26:38 AM EDT
[#4]
Maybe she's being honest and is trying to say that she's TOO MUCH of a whore to be in Playboy. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:30 AM EDT
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Look, we all know Paris is a tramp.
We get it. But think about it... What does Playboy have to offer her? Money, media attention? She already has plenty of both. File this thread under "who the hell cares?" |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:27:45 AM EDT
[#6]
I'd hit her ass so hard, whoever pulled me out would be crowned the King of England.
TXL |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:23 AM EDT
[#7]
HO-LEEEE SHIT!!! 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:49 AM EDT
[#8]
I'd hit it, but sure as fuck not with my dick.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:28:53 AM EDT
[#9]
Hustler is more up her alley.... |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:29:40 AM EDT
[#10]
I'd hit it!
WITH A STICK!  I'd rather have a chick that isn't so damn scrawny. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:30:24 AM EDT
[#11]
Trailer trash with $$$$.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:34 AM EDT
[#12]
"skanks-r-us"! i wouldn't fuck her with osama's dick!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:46 AM EDT
[#13]
I guess I can't understand the publics lust for narcissistic, skeletal-framed females.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:34:24 AM EDT
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why would hefner want her in playboy anyway? last I checked most playmates actually had to wear more to wear more than a pair of shotglasses for a bra
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:07 AM EDT
[#15]
 --must be her new yrs resolutionall she has got is a decent face and lots of cash no brains or class 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:35:54 AM EDT
[#17]
I agree and think the current Penthouse is a much better forum for her. Perhaps a sapphic layout with Lindsay Lohan would be tasteful. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:12 AM EDT
[#18]
 Too much for her to live up to, she's waiting on 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:36:57 AM EDT
[#19]
Bless her silly little heart!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:08 AM EDT
[#20]
I like her legs...that's about it...
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:20 AM EDT
[#21]
Playboy? The bitch doesn't have any titties.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:21 AM EDT
[#22]
How did you know my honorary asian name? |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:37:55 AM EDT
[#23]
So let me make sure I understand this....she'll allow herself to be filmed while sucking a guy off and fucking him, but just can't bring herself to pose naked for Playboy. Makes perfect sense to me.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:38:31 AM EDT
[#24]
She is as ugly as a roach taking a shit.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:38:54 AM EDT
[#25]
fixed it for ya 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:39:11 AM EDT
[#26]
Paris Hilton?
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:08:32 AM EDT
[#27]
Oh my god.... I just spit Gatorade all over my desk. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:44:16 AM EDT
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She's not sufficiently over the hill yet for Playboy. You will have to be as over-the-hill as Dana Plato, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, LaToya Jackson, Patti Davis, et al to be in Playboy.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:46:11 AM EDT
[#29]
said Tesco Vee |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:48:27 AM EDT
[#30]
Isn't she the rich little princess who recently starred in a porno tape with some looser ex-boyfriend? And playboy would be too degrading??? |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:49:19 AM EDT
[#31]
She's hot like a toothpick.
She's freaking anorexic or some other eating disorder. No tits. No ass. Boney legs. I bet her ribs show with her shirt off. There are better looking whores out there. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:50:13 AM EDT
[#32]
Sorry guys... Slut or not, I still think she's incredibly HOT...
 This shouldn't violate any COC rules... 
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:51:39 AM EDT
[#33]
The Meatmen! |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:52:46 AM EDT
[#34]
So you like air brush? |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:54:53 AM EDT
[#35]
Her mom's better looking anyway.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:55:43 AM EDT
[#36]
IBTL.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:56:10 AM EDT
[#37]
I think she must be holding out for Hustler.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 9:58:34 AM EDT
[#38]
All I have to say about this subject is.................................
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:00:38 AM EDT
[#39]
She must be into guns too...
All things aside, I don't know how any guy can look at her and not think she's a pretty gal... She may not be a girl you bring home to mother, and she may be a little thin for some guys, but DAMN I still think she's a hunny...  
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:03:29 AM EDT
[#40]
 "Its all squishy. Aint that the darnedest thing?" |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:04:16 AM EDT
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She's not hot at all.
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:05:12 AM EDT
[#42]
This is by far the sickest fucking thing I've ever read, seen, or heard in my entire life. Very illustrative though. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:12:54 AM EDT
[#43]
That CJs commercial wasn't airbrushed. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:16:15 AM EDT
[#44]
So your not lucky enough to have seen the regular light video huh?
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:19:03 AM EDT
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Well, as others have pointed out, I cannot take credit for the line...The Meatmen can... Although I would  I find her very HOT |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:22:24 AM EDT
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We've seen this no-talent, but ass fugly bitch suck dick on camera, fuck, albeit badly, on camera and flash her cooter, on camera, ( as well as any other chance she gets) but she's too good to flash her tits in PB?
Yep, it proves what I've said all along: Once you hit a certain level of fianacial independence you lose your fucking mind. That bitch is a walking petri dish with a festering hatchet wound between her legs, and is about as sexually appealing as a threesome with Janet Reno and Dianne Fienstein SG |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:26:18 AM EDT
[#47]
damn, I already had my answer from the thread title. I thought it was going to be: go a day without giving a blowjob to a bouncer in Vegas
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:26:45 AM EDT
[#48]
When you reach the point where you are no longer accountable to others, by virtue of wealth, power or independence, then you are freed to become the person you really are. |
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:27:44 AM EDT
[#49]
Fark!!! I just spewed lunch on my keyboard. Thats not right man!!!!
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Posted: 1/18/2006 10:32:22 AM EDT
[#50]
And to be honest...it's a lifestyle I could grow to like myself. |
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