[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The ARFcom standard (Page 1 of 7)
Posted: 4/2/2015 1:35:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: Derp Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe Hey guys, I'm looking for a new watch. $100 or less. Been looking at Fossil or G-shock. Just something simple. What sayeth the hive? Rolex Submariner /thread Rolex Submariner Rolex Submariner FPNI amirite?  |
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Originally Posted By: RustledJimmies Originally Posted By: Green_Tips Originally Posted By: 87Degrees Originally Posted By: Richard_Head Originally Posted By: Mr_Biggles Hey guys, I'm looking for some tools to use around the house. Nothing special. Snap-On Snap-On Craftsman ^^ Fuck that guy. Commie lover  |
True. I want to upgrade my tag and get an aquaracer and its ARFCOM trash. 
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Q: I have a quarter-acre front yard; recommend me a mower? A: "You need a commercial zero-turn, or don't even bother with home ownership" I don't know why everyone recommends them. The lawn guy I know ends up using a commercial walk behind in the spring and fall because his zero turn can't handle the muddy ground. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
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Originally Posted By: DURRRRRRR Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey ARF, was looking for a fun cheap plinker to get my 7 year old daughter into shooting. Is a 10/22 still a great gateway gun? Want to keep it under $250. What sayeth the hive? PredatOBR 7.62 /thread FPNI this +1 |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I want to buy my wife something nice for her birthday. What sayeth the hive? Pots and pans /thread Pics for me to masturbate to, judge you harshly on, or both She will suck your heart out through her vagina. I steer away from women now, but AM TOTALLY NOT GAY FPNI This template works for everything! |
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Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto.
A. Glock 19. Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun? A. Glock 19. Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle? A. Glock 19. Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos? A. I tried a Glock 19. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'd like to get a new small car because a gigantic truck won't fit where I live. What sayeth the hive? Unimog or kill yourself /thread Diesel Ford F-Derp50 with BroStack mufflers or you're so gay you can't walk past the hot dog section of the grocery store without stuffing them all in your mouth and butt. Jeep Wrangler, 1932 or earlier because anything later than that is stupid. FPNI |
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Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys where is a good place to take my wife for dinner for her birthday. What sayeth the hive? Pics? Pics for me to masturbate to, judge you harshly on, or both F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I finally gave up on women like you told me to. So now I'm homo and have my first gay-date tonight. What sayeth the hive? What? PHAG /thread NO PICS THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT. NOT EVEN WE KNOW WHAT WE MEANT. FPNI |
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Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto. A. Glock 19. Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun? A. Glock 19. Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle? A. Glock 19. Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos? A. I tried a Glock 19. 
I admit my guilt on Glock 19 whoring |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm a smaller guy looking for a carry gun and holster combo that I can conceal well. What sayeth the hive? I'm 2' 9" and 46 lbs and carry a full size 1911 with extended magazine all year long OWB with an Under Armour shirt stretched over my body and it conceals fine. /thread Glock 19 and a dozen spare mags. I carry no weapons other than my razor sharp wit. Care to do battle? FPNI |
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Herp Derp Dis Gud Lawls Serious Business Hey I got into an argument with my wife over what color to paint the living room. After thinking about it I decided to let her have her way. Happy Wife Happy Life Eject What was she doing out of the kitchen? We Have Rules Paint is Ghey you want 150 year old Walnut Paneling inlaid with Unicorn Horn and 24k Gold |
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Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon
Save your money and get a Zero Tolerance or Benchmade. Here's a pic of my collection. Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm looking for a small knife to keep as a backup in my hunting pack. I'd like to keep it under $30 Save your money and get a Zero Tolerance or Benchmade. Here's a pic of my collection. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: macman37
I nominate this for Thread of the Year because it's hilarious. What sayeth the hive? Fist your own anus /thread Go die DUPEX2 03'ers |
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Let's not start on leather purses. I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. 
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Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> Quoted:
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Let's not start on leather purses. I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> And there he is. |
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Quoted: Q. Recommend me a fun pocket .25 Auto. A. Glock 19. Q. What's a good full size pistol for a beginner getting into precision handgun? A. Glock 19. Q. What bolt action for to buy as a base for precision rifle? A. Glock 19. Q. Have you guys tried the new Hot Cheetos? A. I tried a Glock 19. |
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Let's not start on leather purses. I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> And there he is. and...who are you? Edit: Ah...a 33 post per day 14'er. Makes sense. Carry on. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: Derp Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe My wife thinks we need to buy groceries before I buy my third Acog this month. Any advice? Eject. FPNI, your children can eat M855 for dinner. I eat 45 rounds a day and I am 6'10" 200lbs and can bench a dump truck. |
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Chi-Com dots will put LaRue out of business. Herp Derp Dis Gud Lawls Serious Business
Looking real hard at the PA Micro Dots for my AR budget pistol I built. It's just going to be a fun range blaster, but I wanted to put a dot on it. Any experience with these? Aimpoint PRO. /thread You should feel bad for being so poor. Buy once, cry once. Chi-Com dots will put LaRue out of business. |
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Let's not start on leather purses. I dont see the appeal of a Leather briefcase that costs as much as gun Then you are probably also a communist, demonstrate impatience with old people, and often kick puppies. <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/THR-Thumper/media/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/THR-Thumper/1834ADFA-364D-4AB1-B78A-B8CF5A723538_zpsoqyvkunr.jpg</a> And there he is. and...who are you? Edit: Ah...a 33 post per day 14'er. Makes sense. Carry on. *snort* |
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OP: Want to do something nice for the wife this evening, any ideas?
FP: She's cheating on you. Clear out the accounts. Lawyer up. 2ndP: OP is a manlet. Where are your balls? She should be doing something for you 3rdP: FPNI. She's banging your friend. Fuck her mother. 4thP: We have rules here... 5thP: I bet she picked out her own wedding ring. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: Derp Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe Hey guys, my son is having life-saving cancer surgery tomorrow, but my boss wants me to come in to work 5 extra shifts. Do you think I'd be wrong to ask for the day off? So you don't like having a job? Nice FSA attitude. If I was your boss I'd fucking fire your ass just for thinking about asking. I've worked 500-hour weeks before and was grateful to have a job. Pussies like you are the reason this country has no work ethic anymore. My wife and child died in a fire and I missed their funerals because my boss asked me to work overtime. That's how you get ahead in a job. |
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Quoted: Originally Posted By: Herp Originally Posted By: BroW/coolstory Originally Posted By: OnlyTheBest Originally Posted By: OP I found this inexpensive alcoholic beverage at a place just down the street from my house. The owner said they always have some in stock. I think it is my new go-to beverage of choice You all have it wrong. If you're not drinking a blend of Moroccan Honey Bee Legs from the Holy Grail every night how can you possibly expect to live forever? I had to beat this out of the hands of some Nazis. |
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Originally Posted By: Herp
Originally Posted By: Derp
Originally Posted By: RangerSEALteamSiX
Originally Posted By: DeLtAfOrCeReCon Originally Posted By: Joe
Hey guys, I'm looking at getting this tattoo to remember my grandpa, I thought it would be great to honor him with it. Dirty Inkie Have fun not working the rest of your life. /thread FPNI |