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Posted: 9/8/2010 8:26:55 AM EDT
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:27:21 AM EDT
pics
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:27:41 AM EDT
That's hot
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:28:15 AM EDT
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:28:16 AM EDT
Of course.

You almost make it sound unusual.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:28:44 AM EDT
Oh, what the hell - in on 1.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:29:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mi650:
Of course.

You almost make it sound unusual.
+1

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:29:51 AM EDT
There's ALL kinds of places to conceal one's "weapon" while naked.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:29:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.


My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:30:16 AM EDT
lol yep
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:30:29 AM EDT
You must have a light gun. When I tried that (well granted I was standing) the weight of the holster and gun fell to the floor with quite a thud....
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:30:51 AM EDT
LOL...

Amatuers....
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.


My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.


Careful, I hear those things can go off all by themselves.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:08 AM EDT
Can't say I have.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mi650:
Of course.

You almost make it sound unusual.

This.

Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

Third reply drills it.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:32:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:

My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.


KaBoom!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:32:23 AM EDT
Yes; .45 in a shoulder holster. The same gun has also slid out from under my pillow and hit her in the head.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:33:05 AM EDT
What was his name?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:44:12 AM EDT
Yeah except I put it on the night stand and took my damn drawers off lol
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:45:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.


How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:46:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.


Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:46:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.



So by you opening just his fly you were able to let him keep his belt fastened and his ccw and pants stayed up? Awesome
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:47:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
What was his name?


BURN!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:48:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 8:49:23 AM EDT by Evil_ATF]
Originally Posted By jhud:
How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.

Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market.

The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:48:26 AM EDT
This has the potential to be an epic thread.

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Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:50:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jhud:
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.


How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.




Is your cock made out of tissue paper? It's not that bad.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:50:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 8:50:59 AM EDT by Lumpy196]
Maybe the next time someone can take away your pistol and stick it up your ass and you can say you've done it twice.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:51:43 AM EDT
Still breathing heavy? That means you didn't cuddle afterwards... That's a shame for him.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:52:07 AM EDT
Of course, if she comments that your gun is bigger than your 'gun,' you've got a real problem. Especially if you're carrying a NAA mini-revolver.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:57:02 AM EDT
Hopefully you only had one negligent discharge.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:57:14 AM EDT
2 minutes ago? That sounds about right with the 1.8 minute avg. for skinny guys.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 8:57:56 AM EDT
Does a bj count?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:00:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.


Yo finger was on yo on trigger?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:01:45 AM EDT
2 minutes ago? And you're posting on ARFCOM?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:44:16 AM EDT
Does a bj count? And if so then yes.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:53:15 AM EDT
"Your gun is digging into my hip."
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:00:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:02:03 AM EDT
Of course?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:02:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
This.

Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it.


Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know.

Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:04:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jhud:
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.


How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.


Button fly FTW.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:04:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
This.

Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it.


Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know.

Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum.


She might just like it... who knows until you try.


Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:05:42 AM EDT
not too long ago myself. Kitchen counter is a great height for us.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:05:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.




Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:06:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2010 10:07:44 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:15:21 AM EDT
Yep... many times.

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Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:16:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.


My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.


Went off early and unexpected, did it?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:17:54 AM EDT
IN on 1 for the epicness that will ensue.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:20:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Originally Posted By jhud:
How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.

Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market.

The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise.


Exquisitely put...

Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:21:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.


My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.


Your username is 45 Longslide, yet you carry a Glock. Oh man the 1911 boys are gonna scream over this one.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:26:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45-Longslide:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.


My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.


I guess that's better than a farter with Charter or a sore ass with Taur-ass.
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