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Hmm..I don't know whether to call OP a geek for runnin' off to post that shit on ARFCOM before he even catches his breath, or if he's a damn hero for being able to get away with it. If I tried something like that, my wife would be using my scrotum as her new change purse.
FWIW, I find that if I lean forward just a few degrees, my 1911 falls more quietly, with my jeans to cushion the "thud" I guess it's not as much of an issue with a Glock though. |
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how about at a public range?
it was our 9th wedding anniverary,we arrived at 8am and had the range to ourselves until 10:30 |
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how about at a public range? it was our 9th wedding anniverary,we arrived at 8am and had the range to ourselves until 10:30 |
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This. Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it. Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know. Another drawback for Smarcarry or Thunderwear as well. Talk about cock blocking. |
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The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise. Classic line there |
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Is that what the cool kids call a Blumpkin or is it 3 in the stink and one in the pink? I forget.
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Is that what the cool kids call a Blumpkin or is it 3 in the stink and one in the pink? I forget. http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/codyflynn/shocker.jpg That one's missing The Devastator. |
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Quoted: Does using the trigger guard as a cock ring count? "hang your guns here" ? |
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Does using the trigger guard as a cock ring count? If you can do that, you've got bigger (perhaps smaller) things to worry about. |
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This will inevitably lead to a strangest place you've ever boned thread so I'll come out and say in the ocean with many many people around and no one said anything or nobody knew.
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Quoted: while wearing a tactical vest, yes. Not while carrying. oh HOH! |
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You must have a light gun. When I tried that (well granted I was standing) the weight of the holster and gun fell to the floor with quite a thud.... Ditto. We did have a pretty good laugh about the "klunk" noise. After that, I just put my sidearm on the dresser/table/counter/etc until we're done. David |
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how about at a public range? it was our 9th wedding anniverary,we arrived at 8am and had the range to ourselves until 10:30 You sir are a God amongst men. |
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I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. You never know when a quickie will happen. GF likes that I CCW. Not a problem here. BTW, how'd you get the girl into your Mom's basement? |
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I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. You never know when a quickie will happen. BULLSHIT. Glad to see GD is back to where it use to be. |
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usually my dates/victims dont let me have sex with them till i pull a gun out
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How on earth did the zippers teeth not chew your junk off?
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My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. KaBoom! Did you yell that when you finished? And more importantly, did she think it was the gun? |
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My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. KaBoom! [/quote] They got pills to help out with that.... just sayin |
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The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. The bigger problem is if she doesn't shave, all the hair gets ripped off. Not so fun for her. |
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If it lasted more than 3 seconds, it's a evident there wasn't a slam fire. From you or the Glock.
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Of course. You almost make it sound unusual. This. Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it. She just got out of the shower. She was only wearing a towel. |
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How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market. The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise. SCOTCHGUARD....FTW |
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How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market. The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise. There are plenty of pubes to protect against both zipper/crank and juice/pants contact. We ain't pornstars. |
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. Went off early and unexpected, did it? Nope, I'm professional enough. |
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. Your username is 45 Longslide, yet you carry a Glock. Oh man the 1911 boys are gonna scream over this one. I'm a Glock fanboy. "45 Longslide" has nothing to do with firearms. |
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usually my dates/victims dont let me have sex with them till i pull a gun out Do you often cry during sex too? |
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I still don't get the fascination with folks wanting to put everything they do up on the interwebs |
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How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market. The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise. poon juice FTMFW!!! |
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Quoted: It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. Third response, etc. |
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Quoted: 2 minutes ago? And you're posting on ARFCOM? It only took him a couple of minutes, he hardly had time to build up a sweat. |
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How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market. The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise. Hahahahahahah, outfuckingstanding. |
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. TMI. |
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