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Posted: 9/8/2010 8:26:55 AM EDT

I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:27:21 AM EDT

[#1]

pics

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:27:41 AM EDT

[#2]

That's hot

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:28:15 AM EDT

[#3]

It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:28:16 AM EDT

[#4]

Of course.

You almost make it sound unusual.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:28:44 AM EDT

[#5]

Oh, what the hell - in on 1.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:29:05 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Of course.

You almost make it sound unusual.

+1

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:29:51 AM EDT

[#7]

There's ALL kinds of places to conceal one's "weapon" while naked.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:29:58 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:30:16 AM EDT

[#9]

lol yep

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:30:29 AM EDT

[#10]

You must have a light gun. When I tried that (well granted I was standing) the weight of the holster and gun fell to the floor with quite a thud....

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:30:51 AM EDT

[#11]

LOL...

Amatuers....

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:08 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.

Careful, I hear those things can go off all by themselves.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:08 AM EDT

[#13]

Can't say I have.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:13 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Of course.

You almost make it sound unusual.

This.

Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:31:31 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

Third reply drills it.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:32:15 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.

KaBoom!

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:32:23 AM EDT

[#17]

Yes; .45 in a shoulder holster. The same gun has also slid out from under my pillow and hit her in the head.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:33:05 AM EDT

[#18]

What was his name?

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:44:12 AM EDT

[#19]

Yeah except I put it on the night stand and took my damn drawers off lol

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:45:03 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.

How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:46:18 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:46:51 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.

So by you opening just his fly you were able to let him keep his belt fastened and his ccw and pants stayed up? Awesome

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:47:46 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
What was his name?

BURN!

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:48:21 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.

Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market.

The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:48:26 AM EDT

[#25]

This has the potential to be an epic thread.

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Posted: 9/8/2010 8:50:08 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.

How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.

Is your cock made out of tissue paper? It's not that bad.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:50:34 AM EDT

[#27]

Maybe the next time someone can take away your pistol and stick it up your ass and you can say you've done it twice.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:51:43 AM EDT

[#28]

Still breathing heavy? That means you didn't cuddle afterwards... That's a shame for him.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:52:07 AM EDT

[#29]

Of course, if she comments that your gun is bigger than your 'gun,' you've got a real problem. Especially if you're carrying a NAA mini-revolver.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:57:02 AM EDT

[#30]

Hopefully you only had one negligent discharge.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:57:14 AM EDT

[#31]

2 minutes ago? That sounds about right with the 1.8 minute avg. for skinny guys.

Posted: 9/8/2010 8:57:56 AM EDT

[#32]

Does a bj count?

Posted: 9/8/2010 9:00:57 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.

Yo finger was on yo on trigger?

Posted: 9/8/2010 9:01:45 AM EDT

[#34]

2 minutes ago? And you're posting on ARFCOM?

Posted: 9/8/2010 9:44:16 AM EDT

[#35]

Does a bj count? And if so then yes.

Posted: 9/8/2010 9:53:15 AM EDT

[#36]

"Your gun is digging into my hip."

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:00:15 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
This.

Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it.

Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:02:03 AM EDT

[#38]

Of course?

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:02:27 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This.

Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it.

Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know.

Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:04:02 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.

You never know when a quickie will happen.

How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.

Button fly FTW.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:04:45 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This.

Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it.

Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know.

Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum.

She might just like it... who knows until you try.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:05:42 AM EDT

[#42]

not too long ago myself. Kitchen counter is a great height for us.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:05:57 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:06:24 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum.

I was thinking more of the sharp pointy edges of the Warren sights and the 3M safety tape I've put on the grip. I would imagine that bouncing off of either repeatedly would be somewhat uncomfortable.

Quoted:
She might just like it... who knows until you try.

I've dated girls that liked to be spanked...but I've yet to meet one who likes to be spanked with a heavy metal object that's covered in sharp corners and sandpaper.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:15:21 AM EDT

[#45]

Yep... many times.

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Posted: 9/8/2010 10:16:31 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself.

My wife participated. She got cock with Glock.

Went off early and unexpected, did it?

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:17:54 AM EDT

[#47]

IN on 1 for the epicness that will ensue.

Posted: 9/8/2010 10:20:22 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny.

Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market.

The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise.

Exquisitely put...