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Posted: 10/17/2013 4:02:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/24/2013 5:06:20 PM EST by p2tharizo]
Okay...
This isn't a troll post, I'm dead serious!

So, one night my wife and I were watching some UFO show on TV, and she comments about the UFO we saw...I don't recall ever seeing a UFO. She tells me in detail how crazy it was-I guess it was a light over the mountains, and we watched it for a little bit. Apparently,

we then looked online and found it was being reported by the news in Las Vegas. I don't remember any of this-which we laugh about because my memory is so much better than hers! So, we're talking about this incident at work today, and I tell a couple guys that I have

this little lump in my forearm, and I like to joke to my wife that the UFO abducted me and wiped my memory, then gave me an implant. Well, the one dude asks if it's magnetic. I told him I didn't know, so he whips out a magnet, and sure as shit the thing is fucking magnetic!



I've known about this little lump for a couple of years, and never thought much of it, but it doesn't hurt or bother me, so I never really cared.

So, we then discover that if you move the magnet up and down my arm, the thing will follow the magnet under the skin! I went to a magnetic particle inspection booth, and we played with the magnetic field, and I could feel it, but you couldn't see it lift up against the skin.

About 8 years ago, I had an MRI, and didn't feel it. If I felt it in the mag booth, I would think that an MRI would move it enough to feel it.

I made a Dr.'s appointment for Tuesday, so if you guys want to dib on guns and ammo....now's the time!

The little dot on my arm in the video is a Sharpie mark so I could show where it was, and that it was actually moving with the magnet under the skin away from the dot.



Crap! I have the video in Photobucket and can't get it to post. Can anyone help? I can email it to you, I don't have a Youtube account or anything other than Photobucket...


ETA: Wife and crazy kiddo at Coronado Beach last May...now, someone please help me post my video now that I've abided by the rules!





I'll try here:









Tuesday Update:

I went to the Dr. and he wanted me to go get an x-ray. He said he'd then review it next week, and refer me to a surgeon. Fuck that. I have an appointment with my tattoo artist on Friday after work, and she already said she'd do it. (yes I have tattoos, no I don't consider myself an "inkie") She has the sterile instruments, and all the stuff to suture if need be. She does earlobe repairs and such, and I trust her. Sorry for the let down guys. The Dr. was a fuckin' pansy. He kept throwing scenarios out there of how it may have happened and what it could be-I told him if he'd cut it out, we could end the speculation. He said he wouldn't do it, a surgeon would, but not without x-rays. Fuckin' candy ass. I guess my tattoo artist with pink hair is more of a man than him then?



Tattoo artist had some time today. I did video the removal, but I didn't realize you could clearly see my work shirt in the video-per PERSEC, I'll have to figure out how to edit that out? It took about 23 minutes, as it had some tissue grown around it which is what made it feel round and smooth. Anyway, here ya go....

OP FUCKING DELIVERS, SON.




Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:04:31 PM EST
Do you work with metal?
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:04:43 PM EST
In before alien guy pic
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:04:53 PM EST
Cut it out and show us
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:05:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:06:09 PM EST by maggiethecat]
Is it your Norplant?

edit: the pic was there moment ago.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:06:15 PM EST
I'd totally self medicate and cut the fucker out.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:06:17 PM EST
Pics of wife aren't loading.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:06:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By maggiethecat:
Is it your Norplant?

edit: the pic was there moment ago.
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The government deleted it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:06:49 PM EST
Dibs on guns and ammo
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:06:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By moshaholic2:
Cut it out and show us
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Have doc cut it out and show us
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:07:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:07:38 PM EST by seca40]
Well OK. Dibs on guns and ammo!

ETA:
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:07:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:07:59 PM EST by MILLERLGT82]
Dibs on everything


Edit: eight seconds
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:07:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:07:54 PM EST
In on 1 for some alien probing goodness!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:08:18 PM EST
You're one of the 10% of the population who are iron secretors.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:08:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By p2tharizo:
Okay...
This isn't a troll post, I'm dead serious!

So, one night my wife and I were watching some UFO show on TV, and she comments about the UFO we saw...I don't recall ever seeing a UFO. She tells me in detail how crazy it was-I guess it was a light over the mountains, and we watched it for a little bit. Apparently,

we then looked online and found it was being reported by the news in Las Vegas. I don't remember any of this-which we laugh about because my memory is so much better than hers! So, we're talking about this incident at work today, and I tell a couple guys that I have

this little lump in my forearm, and I like to joke to my wife that the UFO abducted me and wiped my memory, then gave me an implant. Well, the one dude asks if it's magnetic. I told him I didn't know, so he whips out a magnet, and sure as shit the thing is fucking magnetic!



I've known about this little lump for a couple of years, and never thought much of it, but it doesn't hurt or bother me, so I never really cared.

So, we then discover that if you move the magnet up and down my arm, the thing will follow the magnet under the skin! I went to a magnetic particle inspection booth, and we played with the magnetic field, and I could feel it, but you couldn't see it lift up against the skin.

About 8 years ago, I had an MRI, and didn't feel it. If I felt it in the mag booth, I would think that an MRI would move it enough to feel it.

I made a Dr.'s appointment for Tuesday, so if you guys want to dib on guns and ammo....now's the time!

The little dot on my arm in the video is a Sharpie mark so I could show where it was, and that it was actually moving with the magnet under the skin away from the dot.



Crap! I have the video in Photobucket and can't get it to post. Can anyone help? I can email it to you, I don't have a Youtube account or anything other than Photobucket...
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Ive got one in my neck that I have been meaning to get cut out....
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:08:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:08:51 PM EST
I think who you need to get in contact with is Dr. Lear.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:09:01 PM EST
Ok, I'm in. Dibs on everything of value not already called.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:11:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:16:53 PM EST by mcculver5]
Don't forget...we want updates!


NO! mcculver5.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:12:08 PM EST
You guys are missing the most important part....

Pics of wife?
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:13:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By moshaholic2:
Cut it out and show us
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no balls!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:14:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:24:05 PM EST by mcculver5]
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Originally Posted By hawktheslayer:
Don't forget...we want updates!


Typical 5'r quoting a coc violation and including the .jpg. link /url]
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Fucking 13'er
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:14:29 PM EST
Is the above lock worthy? lolz
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:16:08 PM EST
You're an alien...

Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:17:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JGrizzle:
Is the above lock worthy? lolz
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Yep, nekkid man-ass is a sure thing.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:17:43 PM EST
Pics of your alien wife.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:17:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By hawktheslayer:
Don't forget...we want updates!

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13ers are why we can't have nice things.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:18:46 PM EST
Can't be worse than a safe thread...

IN
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:18:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:19:11 PM EST by JVD]
Originally Posted By hawktheslayer:
Don't forget...we want updates!


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You may enjoy looking at hairy man-ass in your own time, but we'd rather not be subjected to your alternative tastes.

Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:19:14 PM EST
You we're hit by a tiny meteor.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:19:15 PM EST
If you have a Youtube account, upload it there. If not, make one.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:19:21 PM EST
How interesting.

Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:19:59 PM EST
Just FYI, but the arm implant is like a band on a bird's leg. It's so they know you reacted positively to being ass-raped if they ever abduct you again.

Kharn

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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:20:13 PM EST
A human safe thread!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:23:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Kharn:
Just FYI, but the arm implant is like a band on a bird's leg. It's so they know you reacted positively to being ass-raped if they ever abduct you again.

Kharn

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It's true.

Dave_A had one in each arm, two in his neck, a couple in his legs and a jar full in his glove box in case any fell out....
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:23:49 PM EST
Someone send me your email who can help, please....

Oh, and updating original post with wife picture--I'm at least smart enough to do that!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:25:22 PM EST
To the OP . I have a razor blade and a bottle of vodka , come by the house and we will make this thread epic. Oh and pics of wife in case there is an accident.

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Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:26:30 PM EST
He's been implanted by the Obamalonians! There using him as a SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your "doctor" will tell you its out but he will just move it. But don't worry its a preexisting condition and will be covered!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:28:10 PM EST
Yeah, in before the OP "remembers" that his cousin shot him with a BB gun as a child.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:30:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:36:40 PM EST by Blue_Monkey]
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Originally Posted By Solliz:
A human safe thread!
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What's in the arm?!


DAY 1
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:30:18 PM EST
Get your ass to Mars
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:30:55 PM EST
Wife = hot.

The rest....uh, what was the question?
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:32:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2013 4:32:59 PM EST by 6winchester2]
Remember:

"To Serve Man" - it's a cook book!



ETA: Oh, and yes, more pics of wife please.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:32:26 PM EST
If it were aliens, wouldn't they have made it out of some sort of non ferrous material, like titanium or some other space age metal?

Chances are it's just a government tracking device. They're implanting them in every one now a days. It's part of the NSA data storage system.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:35:19 PM EST
your wife is pretty
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:36:19 PM EST
Anyone here have a Youtube account? PM me or email me! This shit will trip your ass out!
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:37:44 PM EST
I had a piece of bearing race chip off and embed itself in my cheek one time. I didn't know it was in there at first, I thought it just cut me. Couple weeks later it started getting irritated and sore to the touch but I remembered the bearing incident. I got out a magnet and sure enough it would lift up under the skin, just like you described.

A trip to the doc and he cut it out.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:38:18 PM EST
Stop being a pansy and cut that fucker out.
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:38:36 PM EST
your wife did it when the needle broke off and now that part has ossified or the iron in your blood has adhered to it
Link Posted: 10/17/2013 4:40:01 PM EST
Ever been hunting with Dick Cheney?
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