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Posted: 10/22/2006 11:44:13 AM EST
My bosses favorite word is fuck. What the fuck are you doing ? Get the fuck over here and move this!! Hurrey the fuck up!! Ive never heard him say anything without screaming. I started as a chipper at this steel mill a little over a month ago. Once he found out i had a little brains my new job is loading items on the crane to be moved. Now ive never had any formal training hooking items up to a crane and frankly im still a little nervous when i have to load one of the larger items. Some of this stuff weighs between 10-20 tons. Something as simple as a kink in one of the chains might be all she wrote.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:46:14 AM EST
I'm the 'Boss'… and yes, I can be a complete asshole…

ANdy
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:47:29 AM EST
Ask him if the insurance policy covers an untrained operator on the crane


Ask him politely to stop swearing at you, that you find it offensive
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:47:38 AM EST
I am one of the bosses, but I also have a boss. He may not be an asshole, but I usually am, or so they tell me.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:48:56 AM EST
An incompetent asshole.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:52:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:
An incompetent asshole.


+1 million
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:55:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2006 12:01:51 PM EST by Hiwathl]
Former Boss, Bruce Mullin City of Reno what a Stupid FuckTard a Phoney and a Liar,,,,see ya' on the street you better wish for the best theres a score to settle

*ETA Steve Varela,,,,,,your a fucking Lousy DoucheBag no wonder Suicide is in your Heritage,,,,,who would want to be related to a Louse like you
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:56:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 11:58:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2006 11:58:40 AM EST by XDBACKUPGUN]

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Look at him and laugh one day and say only an idiot makes a cuss word out of one of lifes greatest pleasures.





Never thought of it that way before.


ETA: My Boss is an asshole.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:00:40 PM EST
I'm a boss. I'm paid to make things happen. I'm an asshole.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:01:18 PM EST
My boss is pretty lenient and good to work with; some of the projects he comes up with are fairly useless, but it's all good.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:05:58 PM EST
Sounds like someone needs a new job,w/a boss that acts like a real human being.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:08:42 PM EST

My current one kicks ass.

Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:10:53 PM EST
Honestly, I have no idea. I've only met her twice. In 2002 and last year.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:11:34 PM EST
Of course...but I only tell him that to his face


j/k...he's a good guy to work for..lots of horseplay and teasing going on where I work.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:13:09 PM EST
Spineless, undermining, micro-managing, A-hole.

Won't commit to anything.
Doesn't know shxt about issues of a technical nature.
Passes blame.
Will go out of his way to attempt to catch people in a lie.
All up in people's business that don't work for him. (work and personal life)

Other members of management verbally express their dislike for him and his ways.

If you work for him he leaves you alone. The money is OK so I stick around and enjoy the show.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:15:28 PM EST
You boss is your boss and not your friend.

Its better to have him be a mother fucker then try to be your friend. At least you know what a MFer will be like.

A pseudofriend will stab you in the back when you least expect it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:16:34 PM EST
Mine is an asshole only when his bosses are up his ass. Otherwise he buys an occasional round or two.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:16:48 PM EST
No, my boss is not AN asshole.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:18:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By kingston_fisher:
Spineless, undermining, micro-managing, A-hole.

Won't commit to anything.
Doesn't know shxt about issues of a technical nature.
Passes blame.
Will go out of his way to attempt to catch people in a lie.
All up in people's business that don't work for him. (work and personal life)

Other members of management verbally express their dislike for him and his ways.

If you work for him he leaves you alone. The money is OK so I stick around and enjoy the show.


I am guilty of that one. If I think you might be lying to me, I WILL find out. That is one of my only "rules." Do not lie to me. I find it very insulting.

I have yet to fire anyone for screwing something up. But lie to me about it, and you are gone. I give the few people that work for me the same respect. If I screw up, I openly admit to it and take any heat for it. I expect them to do the same.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:18:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By kingston_fisher:

Will go out of his way to attempt to catch people in a lie.


As in, he is too paranoid for his own good, or as in, once he finds out they lied he does everything he can to make thier lives miserable?

Because I wouldn't tolerate lying either.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:55:36 PM EST
I'm a boss.


I'm not an asshole. Of course that is because the people who report to me are mature proffesionals. Sure we horse around and goof off, but you take care of me, I'll do the same for you.


I never could understand the asshole hardass boss mentality....
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:57:12 PM EST
Yes!

And I am my own boss.
Link Posted: 10/22/2006 12:57:50 PM EST
My current boss is not an asshole. I really like the guy. But the company we work for is being bought by another company. My boss is leaving as of the transfer date.

I'm not looking forward to what might come afterward.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:12:10 PM EST
Today he told me im a good hard worker and learn fast. Later in the day he tells me i look half arab and half negro. Those are his exact words. If i could find employment elsewhere i quickly would.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:13:35 PM EST
Love my boss. Have very little contact 6x per year, but my boss is the best.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:13:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ninian:
Today he told me im a good hard worker and learn fast. Later in the day he tells me i look half arab and half negro. Those are his exact words. If i could find employment elsewhere i quickly would.



Sounds like he can't make up his mind.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:14:15 PM EST
No.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:14:47 PM EST
My boss is pretty cool, a little absent minded, but a good guy.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:18:08 PM EST
No.

I'm the asshole in my company.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:20:06 PM EST
No, she's pretty sweet. Our mutual boss seems ok to me, but he's been a condescending dick to me a couple of times, far outweighed by the times he's been nice and decent to me. Everyone has their bad days.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:21:32 PM EST
I've worked for some major-league assholes over the years, enough to realize how lucky I am with my current boss. Excellent leader who knows how to inspire the loyalty of the "troops". He's got mine, I'd do a lot for him.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:25:43 PM EST
My boss is a huge asshole......I'm self employed!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:34:42 PM EST
your boss needs a hug-go to it
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:41:50 PM EST
My sergeant is a full-on, incompetent, small-minded prick.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:45:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 3:48:09 PM EST by BangStick1]
Yes! The bastard makes me work 6 days a week and I'm always "on-call". He always expects perfection.

Yes, he is an asshole and the boss is me.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:45:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By wolfdentd:
your boss needs a hug-go to it


He needs something. Hes in his late 60s, has a smoking wife 30 years younger them him. And is worth millions. Hes the most unhappy person ive ever met .
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:56:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By vito113:
I'm the 'Boss'… and yes, I can be a complete asshole…

ANdy


Are you a ship captain. Do you all still wear your hat's funny?

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:00:13 PM EST
Define what you mean by asshole.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:03:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ninian:
My bosses favorite word is fuck. What the fuck are you doing ? Get the fuck over here and move this!! Hurrey the fuck up!! Ive never heard him say anything without screaming. I started as a chipper at this steel mill a little over a month ago. Once he found out i had a little brains my new job is loading items on the crane to be moved. Now ive never had any formal training hooking items up to a crane and frankly im still a little nervous when i have to load one of the larger items. Some of this stuff weighs between 10-20 tons. Something as simple as a kink in one of the chains might be all she wrote.


Damn dude, you need some training on hoisting and rigging. You seem like an intelligent fellow and could do the training for it. The company needs to get you some training BAD!!!!!

You boss is an uber cocksucking asshole from hell for not getting you trained.

My boss is cool, he is technically proficent in our field and has good internpersonal skills. He is flexible and gets shit done.

It's going to be shitty when he retires.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:05:32 PM EST

No, I'm not an asshole. I am, however, quite definitely, a dick.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:06:29 PM EST
My boss thinks the world revolves around him...probably due to his dad being a former US congressman and being raised with the proverbial "Silver Spoon".

He's known industry-wide (our industry is pretty small and tight-knit) as an asshole. The sad part is that when most of us are being an asshole, we know it. He, on the other hand, doesn't have a clue.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:07:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By kingston_fisher:
Spineless, undermining, micro-managing, A-hole.

Won't commit to anything.
Doesn't know shxt about issues of a technical nature.
Passes blame.
Will go out of his way to attempt to catch people in a lie.
All up in people's business that don't work for him. (work and personal life)

Other members of management verbally express their dislike for him and his ways.

If you work for him he leaves you alone. The money is OK so I stick around and enjoy the show.


One of the other groups I help out has a manager like this.He is a cunt and is not technically proficent, he replaced a mechanical relay for a solid state relay. The application was for switching an DC signal and he used an SCR based relay. That doesn't work.

The real shitty part is that he busts everyones balls but the people working for him, he even hired a person because they were "friends".

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:14:59 PM EST
I was fired; so yes, he's an asshole.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:19:33 PM EST
I work a volunteer job and my bosses are very good.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:20:50 PM EST
If he is he's a closet asshole.

Danny

He hasn't come out yet.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:21:40 PM EST
no
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:22:47 PM EST

Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Gunner: Sorry, Sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did, Sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, Sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, Sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, too, Sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!



Ahhh, classic Mel Brooks.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:42:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:02:54 PM EST
At this time I am my own boss.

And yes, I have my moments when I'm a rampaging asshole.


But not very often. I'm usually pretty mellow.


CJ
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:11:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kingston_fisher:
Spineless, undermining, micro-managing, A-hole.

Won't commit to anything.
Doesn't know shxt about issues of a technical nature.
Passes blame.
Will go out of his way to attempt to catch people in a lie.
All up in people's business that don't work for him. (work and personal life)

Other members of management verbally express their dislike for him and his ways.

If you work for him he leaves you alone. The money is OK so I stick around and enjoy the show.

christ sakes, sounds like we work for the same asshole!
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