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Posted: 1/25/2014 3:31:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2014 3:31:52 PM EDT by merkava56]
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:31:41 PM EDT
Brilliant post
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:34:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2014 3:37:58 PM EDT by kcolg30]
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:34:54 PM EDT
Where are you? I miss you, when are coming back?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:35:59 PM EDT
Feed me, when will you be home to feed me?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:36:17 PM EDT
My ass. Your Carpet. So Good!
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:37:24 PM EDT
I just fucked your pillow and youre going to sleep in my cum later
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:38:20 PM EDT
Dog: When are you coming back?

Cat: Are you dead yet?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:38:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mtnbkr5234:
Feed me, when will you be home to feed me?
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Louis and Rick
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:42:38 PM EDT
Someone pissed on your carpet.  I tried to stop them.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:42:50 PM EDT

Let's see how long it takes you to find this present.








Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:44:27 PM EDT
Thanks for going to the beach without me, I hate you.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:47:04 PM EDT
Sup bro???
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:48:16 PM EDT
you just left, but you've been gone forever. I miss you and need you back here now.


ps bring treats.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:48:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mtnbkr5234:
Feed me, when will you be home to feed me?
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And don't forget to pet me after you feed me.
And don't forget to rub my belly.
Your bed is cold without you.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:49:31 PM EDT
We have a border collie, so it would be a few paragraphs worth, with the last part being a haiku so she could come across as ironic and witty.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:50:41 PM EDT
HOLY FUCK WHERE ARE YOU?
WHY CAN'T WE WALK?





WHERE ARE YOU?


Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:50:59 PM EDT
Someone took a dumb in the living room.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:51:02 PM EDT
Leave more often, I get tired of watching you masturbate.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:51:54 PM EDT
Feed me!
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:52:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:53:27 PM EDT
SQUIRREL!!!
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:53:42 PM EDT
Pls rply
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:53:56 PM EDT
Texts from Mittens





For those of you with dogs:

Texts from Dog





Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:54:17 PM EDT
r u still alive?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/25/2014 3:56:19 PM EDT by Bludgeonmonkey]
Google "Bill the Cat".

ttthhhppttt!!!

Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:17 PM EDT
hello
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:36 PM EDT
Judging by the look he gives me when I leave- dude come home from work dude, seriously bro the hockey games on and this belly anit gonna scratch itself
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:49 PM EDT
anyone????
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:53 PM EDT
Hey bro, some other dog shit on the kitchen floor, so it wasn't me. Also, can u pick up some more wet food for me? I'll pay u back by not killing you in ur sleep
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:56:55 PM EDT
ok, nap time,
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                                    was that his/her car?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:58:20 PM EDT
Bring moar food.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:58:41 PM EDT
Daddy PLEASE come home soon. These goofy motherfuckers are driving me CRAZY!
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 3:59:07 PM EDT
what was that?


Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:00:15 PM EDT

So.....you didn't really like that sofa did you?

Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:01:26 PM EDT
Dude, I seriously have to pee man.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:06:34 PM EDT
WDWIM?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:12:11 PM EDT
woof
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:12:56 PM EDT
woof
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:13:04 PM EDT
Maybe not text, but my impression is that they are thinking...

Dogs: He's critically injured and lying in a ditch.  He's never coming home.  I wish I could help.

Cats:  Shitbag better crawl back here and fill our bowl, or we are eating the dogs.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:13:15 PM EDT
"If you are at the store you better be buying us some fucking treats"
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:13:39 PM EDT
WOOF WOOF WOOF MF WOOF
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:28 PM EDT
SOON?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:44 PM EDT
Stay gone your spot on the bed is comf- Ohh noo marauders must go growl at the door
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:49 PM EDT
dude, someone ate your couch. I was asleep at the time, but wow what asshole would do such a thing?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mtnbkr5234:
Feed me, when will you be home to feed me?
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This
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:15:05 PM EDT
"I have to take a shit."
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:15:18 PM EDT
Sun Conure

Where is my family and why aren't they scratching my neck and under my wings?!   Alternated with if I see someone not of my flock there eyes and entrails are mine!




Bird is fricken awesome but if your not me your ass is fair game lol.  And he will go on the attack wee lil berserker.  

Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:16:38 PM EDT
woof
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:17:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By coldair:
Where are you? I miss you, when are coming back?
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This. Plus "bring back some meat!"
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 4:17:52 PM EDT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



sleep
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