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Posted: 1/25/2014 3:31:11 PM EDT

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:31:41 PM EDT

[#1]

Brilliant post

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:34:06 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:34:54 PM EDT

[#3]

Where are you? I miss you, when are coming back?

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:35:59 PM EDT

[#4]

Feed me, when will you be home to feed me?

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:36:17 PM EDT

[#5]

My ass. Your Carpet. So Good!

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:37:24 PM EDT

[#6]

I just fucked your pillow and youre going to sleep in my cum later

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:38:20 PM EDT

[#7]

Dog: When are you coming back?

Cat: Are you dead yet?

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:38:33 PM EDT

[#8]

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Louis and Rick

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:42:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Someone pissed on your carpet. I tried to stop them.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:42:50 PM EDT

[#10]

Let's see how long it takes you to find this present.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:44:27 PM EDT

[#11]

Thanks for going to the beach without me, I hate you.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:47:04 PM EDT

[#12]

Sup bro???

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:48:16 PM EDT

[#13]

you just left, but you've been gone forever. I miss you and need you back here now.

ps bring treats.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:48:39 PM EDT

[#14]

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And don't forget to pet me after you feed me.
And don't forget to rub my belly.
Your bed is cold without you.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:49:31 PM EDT

[#15]

We have a border collie, so it would be a few paragraphs worth, with the last part being a haiku so she could come across as ironic and witty.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:50:41 PM EDT

[#16]

HOLY FUCK WHERE ARE YOU?
WHY CAN'T WE WALK?

WHERE ARE YOU?

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:50:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Someone took a dumb in the living room.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:51:02 PM EDT

[#18]

Leave more often, I get tired of watching you masturbate.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:51:54 PM EDT

[#19]

Feed me!

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:52:47 PM EDT

[#20]

W

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ARE

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U?

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:53:27 PM EDT

[#21]

SQUIRREL!!!

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:53:42 PM EDT

[#22]

Pls rply

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:53:56 PM EDT

[#23]

Texts from Mittens

For those of you with dogs:

Texts from Dog

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:54:17 PM EDT

[#24]

r u still alive?

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Google "Bill the Cat".

ttthhhppttt!!!

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:17 PM EDT

[#26]

hello

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:36 PM EDT

[#27]

Judging by the look he gives me when I leave- dude come home from work dude, seriously bro the hockey games on and this belly anit gonna scratch itself

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:49 PM EDT

[#28]

anyone????

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:55:53 PM EDT

[#29]

Hey bro, some other dog shit on the kitchen floor, so it wasn't me. Also, can u pick up some more wet food for me? I'll pay u back by not killing you in ur sleep

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:56:55 PM EDT

[#30]

ok, nap time,
uh

was that his/her car?

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:58:20 PM EDT

[#31]

Bring moar food.

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:58:41 PM EDT

[#32]

Daddy PLEASE come home soon. These goofy motherfuckers are driving me CRAZY!

Posted: 1/25/2014 3:59:07 PM EDT

[#33]

what was that?

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:00:15 PM EDT

[#34]

So.....you didn't really like that sofa did you?

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:01:26 PM EDT

[#35]

Dude, I seriously have to pee man.

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:06:34 PM EDT

[#36]

WDWIM?

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:12:11 PM EDT

[#37]

woof

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:12:56 PM EDT

[#38]

woof

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:13:04 PM EDT

[#39]

Maybe not text, but my impression is that they are thinking...

Dogs: He's critically injured and lying in a ditch. He's never coming home. I wish I could help.

Cats: Shitbag better crawl back here and fill our bowl, or we are eating the dogs.

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:13:15 PM EDT

[#40]

"If you are at the store you better be buying us some fucking treats"

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:13:39 PM EDT

[#41]

WOOF WOOF WOOF MF WOOF

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:28 PM EDT

[#42]

SOON?

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Stay gone your spot on the bed is comf- Ohh noo marauders must go growl at the door

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:49 PM EDT

[#44]

dude, someone ate your couch. I was asleep at the time, but wow what asshole would do such a thing?

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:14:50 PM EDT

[#45]

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This

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:15:05 PM EDT

[#46]

"I have to take a shit."

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:15:18 PM EDT

[#47]

Sun Conure

Where is my family and why aren't they scratching my neck and under my wings?! Alternated with if I see someone not of my flock there eyes and entrails are mine!

Bird is fricken awesome but if your not me your ass is fair game lol. And he will go on the attack wee lil berserker.

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:16:38 PM EDT

[#48]

woof

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:17:44 PM EDT

[#49]

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This. Plus "bring back some meat!"

Posted: 1/25/2014 4:17:52 PM EDT

[#50]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sleep

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