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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:48:17 AM EDT
I saw this posted on a different board. It is first class bizarre. The girl is hot. Do not click if you are a Christian and easily offended, because you will be pissed off.

Monkey crucified
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:50:36 AM EDT
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:50:40 AM EDT
Is it can be rioting and beheading tiem now plees?
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:01 AM EDT
She can nail me any time.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2011 10:53:42 AM EDT by Leanangle]


nmd
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:38 AM EDT
So fuckin in for the ensuing Holy War!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:42 AM EDT
ok wheres that expanding at
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:50 AM EDT
rioting and killing in 3...2.. oh.. wait... nevermind
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:54:34 AM EDT
The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:54:36 AM EDT
That is very odd.


That chic is incredibly hot.

Poor monkey.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:55:47 AM EDT
Yeah, that was really funny.

Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:58:31 AM EDT

I think this is a joke within a joke.

Or they really do drink the blood of Christian children, probably because it tastes like good chocolate.

Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:58:40 AM EDT
wtf
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 10:59:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cromlech:
The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird.


Maybe. I turned it down and went by the subtitles. Can't vouch for the source beyond what it says on Youtube.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:00:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2011 11:00:26 AM EDT by Fatbert]
That's it, I'm going to go burn an Israeli flag and riot while destroying a Tel Aviv Fried Chicken. All real Christians will join me.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:02:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:03:02 AM EDT
OY VEH!!!!! NICE RACK!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:03:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:04:11 AM EDT
I thought that was hilarious. It's obviously a joke.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:04:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By Cromlech:
The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird.
Maybe. I turned it down and went by the subtitles. Can't vouch for the source beyond what it says on Youtube.
I don't mean to say that she is speaking French - I didn't hear any French words after all.

It's just that her Hebrew voice sounds similar to a French accent to my ears.


Like I said, I am probably weird.


Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:05:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??



Didn't you notice the little piece of bacon in each Toblerone?
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Eric802:
Terrible form with the hammer, though.

Probably gives terrible hand jobs.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cromlech:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By Cromlech:
The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird.
Maybe. I turned it down and went by the subtitles. Can't vouch for the source beyond what it says on Youtube.
I don't mean to say that she is speaking French - I didn't hear any French words after all.

It's just that her Hebrew voice sounds similar to a French accent to my ears.


Like I said, I am probably weird.



It's the "r" sound from the back of the throat.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:57 AM EDT
When the Holy War comes I'm fighting for the side with the most tits. Thats my criteria. It aint much, but its something.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:07:45 AM EDT
She is a native Hebrew speaker, the accent is 100% Israeli. No French
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:08:04 AM EDT
I'd let her get naked for me.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:08:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:09:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2011 11:09:44 AM EDT by DK-Prof]
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:09:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??



I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now.

I'm starting to fucking hate you guys.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:09:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kaygee:
Is it can be rioting and beheading tiem now plees?


I would like to see a follow up video where the monkey expresses an interest in learning more about the revelations of Mohammed.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:10:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:10:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
When the Holy War comes I'm fighting for the side with the most tits. Thats my criteria. It aint much, but its something.


I shall join you in the Noble defense of whatever cause and religion the most tits are espousing!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:11:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:11:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.

Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits.


I really now hate you...with your mocking Eurofag mustache! STOP MOCKING ME!

There likely isn't a shapely co-ed within 20 square miles of my current position

Mom, DK-Prof is mocking me!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:13:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.

Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits.


to be really technical, I think that's a stuffed gorilla, not a stuffed monkey.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:13:31 AM EDT
This thread is was very easy to masturbate to.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:13:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2011 11:16:11 AM EDT by FightingHellfish]
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.

Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits.


Relatively-shapely (but not exceptional) girl in a bikini, probably-Jewish, crucifies stuffed toy monkey gorilla on Israeli TV in order to subtly mock Jewish people who don't understand that Christianity is a break-away sect wouldn't fit in the thread-title box.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
When the Holy War comes I'm fighting for the side with the most tits. Thats my criteria. It aint much, but its something.


I shall join you in the Noble defense of whatever cause and religion the most tits are espousing!


Hmmm... I'm more a quality over quantity man myself.

You two enjoy your time in Nigeria. Ample tits to be found. And the best part is... you can follow the drag marks to poinpoint their location!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??



Didn't you notice the little piece of bacon in each Toblerone?


Oh my God, that would be good!!!


Shit, now I want Toblerone.


Hell yes. I never knew, or I'd have been buying that shit for years!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:53 AM EDT
I'd like to see her to that to a muslim monkey.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Screechjet1:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??



I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now.

I'm starting to fucking hate you guys.


Maybe you could dig some tunnels and set up a smuggling ring into Gaza?

Toblerone has got be like freakin' gold in there!!!


Nope, the bacon thing again.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:15:10 AM EDT
Eh, I just went for the hot scantily clad chick
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:16:19 AM EDT
Great tits.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:16:31 AM EDT
Meh. Maybe I've been hanging out at Scoreland and Voluptuous too long, but that doesn't even register as "large-breasted" on my scale. More like "average" at best. Not that I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers (maybe if she didn't share, hey, I like crackers) but she's not really that big up top.
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:16:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Screechjet1:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.

Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits.


I really now hate you...with your mocking Eurofag mustache! STOP MOCKING ME!

There likely isn't a shapely co-ed within 20 square miles of my current position

Mom, DK-Prof is mocking me!




I would take some pictures and send them to you for extreme tauntage - but I fear that an old professor taking photos of the scantily clad sexy coeds would be a little too creepy.


You've got tenure, right? Use the proceeds from the internet viewing to fund your chair! Winning!
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:28 AM EDT
Grab the pickforks and torches boys, its time to go raze the embassy.


Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:39 AM EDT
I'm Christian, I don't mind people doing "art" that makes a statement on religion. Knock yourselves out.

Oh by the way, here's a memorial to a filmmaker who made another anti-religious film.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director)

Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2011 11:21:14 AM EDT by DK-Prof]
Link Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:59 AM EDT
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