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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:18:34 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

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Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??

I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now.

I'm starting to fucking hate you guys.

Maybe you could dig some tunnels and set up a smuggling ring into Gaza?

Toblerone has got be like freakin' gold in there!!!

Nope, the bacon thing again.

Yeah, this is Screechjet, again. Go ahead and cancel the tunnel boring machine order. Yeah, I KNOW I just ordered it. I don't need it anymore. Sorry. Send it to the North Koreans or somebody. Bye.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:18:34 AM EDT

[#2]

Wow, that was just stupid.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:19:25 AM EDT

[#3]

That was kinda creepy.

She is smokin' though.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:20:04 AM EDT

[#4]

thats was one of teh hottest things Ive seen since i stopped watching german porn..

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:22:25 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??

I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now.

I'm starting to fucking hate you guys.

Maybe you could dig some tunnels and set up a smuggling ring into Gaza?

Toblerone has got be like freakin' gold in there!!!

Nope, the bacon thing again.

Yeah, this is Screechjet, again. Go ahead and cancel the tunnel boring machine order. Yeah, I KNOW I just ordered it. I don't need it anymore. Sorry. Send it to the North Koreans or somebody. Bye.

There's not really any bacon in Toblerone.

It's not like the blood of gentiles in Passover bread.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:23:59 AM EDT

[#6]

After watching the entire video, I wasn't sure what the meaning was.

After plugging the computer into the big 42" TV, the meaning became clear. You Tube Videos showing hot young girls with nice boobs are cool.

I'm afraid I missed any religious message in the video.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:24:40 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??

I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now.

I'm starting to fucking hate you guys.

Maybe you could dig some tunnels and set up a smuggling ring into Gaza?

Toblerone has got be like freakin' gold in there!!!

Nope, the bacon thing again.

Yeah, this is Screechjet, again. Go ahead and cancel the tunnel boring machine order. Yeah, I KNOW I just ordered it. I don't need it anymore. Sorry. Send it to the North Koreans or somebody. Bye.

There's not really any bacon in Toblerone.

It's not like the blood of gentiles in Passover bread.

Hello, this is Screechjet...I just called. You remember. Did you guys place that tunnel boring machine I cancelled. Good. I think I can use it. Yep, still FOB Haifa. Thanks. Restocking Fee? Holy Shit! Fuck, yeah, I'll pay it. Bye.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:26:20 AM EDT

[#8]

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thats was one of teh hottest things Ive seen since i stopped watching german porn..

There is no such thing is hot german porn....

Or wait, is this an admission that you think shizer and omma porn hot?

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:26:55 AM EDT

[#9]

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The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird.

Maybe. I turned it down and went by the subtitles. Can't vouch for the source beyond what it says on Youtube.

I don't mean to say that she is speaking French - I didn't hear any French words after all.

It's just that her Hebrew voice sounds similar to a French accent to my ears.

Like I said, I am probably weird.

I agree it sounds that way. Maybe thats just how it sounds, although I did not think that way when I heard other Israelis... but I havent heard many

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:27:20 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

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thats was one of teh hottest things Ive seen since i stopped watching german porn..

There is no such thing is hot german porn....

Or wait, is this an admission that you think shizer and omma porn hot?

the laytex stuff is kinda cool..

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:31:28 AM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:34:37 AM EDT

[#12]

What are you boys up to here?

I did not view that video so I did not see a girl in a bikini crucifying a monkey dressed like Christ so I don't see this as my problem. Apparently her name is Sachar Rosenzweig

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:35:02 AM EDT

[#13]

Nice.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:37:29 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
What are you boys up to here?

I did not view that video so I did not see a girl in a bikini crucifying a monkey dressed like Christ so I don't see this as my problem. Apparently her name is Sachar Rosenzweig

Just don't horn in on our lucrative halal Toblerone franchise Gaza smuggling operation!

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:37:51 AM EDT

[#15]

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Great tits.

They appeared to be man-made to me, but still looked good

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:41:02 AM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:41:54 AM EDT

[#17]

Mother of god...she is bangin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814GvFqEYmk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA1WFJ8N7hc&feature=related

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:41:56 AM EDT

[#18]

I don't know who she is, but I want to see more of her. A LOT more of her.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:41:58 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What are you boys up to here?

I did not view that video so I did not see a girl in a bikini crucifying a monkey dressed like Christ so I don't see this as my problem. Apparently her name is Sachar Rosenzweig

Just don't horn in on our lucrative halal Toblerone franchise Gaza smuggling operation!

I suggest you make a graph. One line will be "melting point of Toblerone" the other will be "ambient temperature in Gaza." You might want to call back and recancel the tunnel machine.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:46:04 AM EDT

[#20]

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That's it, I'm going to go burn an Israeli flag and riot while destroying a Tel Aviv Fried Chicken. All real Christians will join me.

Hell, I'm not religios but rioting looks like such fun . . . I'm in.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:46:50 AM EDT

[#21]

If you're really nice, I'll get the spousal unit to send you some.

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Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.

Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits.

I really now hate you...with your mocking Eurofag mustache! STOP MOCKING ME!

There likely isn't a shapely co-ed within 20 square miles of my current position

Mom, DK-Prof is mocking me!

I would take some pictures and send them to you for extreme tauntage - but I fear that an old professor taking photos of the scantily clad sexy coeds would be a little too creepy.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:47:26 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What are you boys up to here?

I did not view that video so I did not see a girl in a bikini crucifying a monkey dressed like Christ so I don't see this as my problem. Apparently her name is Sachar Rosenzweig

Just don't horn in on our lucrative halal Toblerone franchise Gaza smuggling operation!

I suggest you make a graph. One line will be "melting point of Toblerone" the other will be "ambient temperature in Gaza." You might want to call back and recancel the tunnel machine.

ScreechJet is paying for the tunnel machine, so I'm not worried.

Plus, I envision a giant underground Toblerone storage facility - modeled after the Rome and Paris catacombs - in which the temperature will be about 55 degrees.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:49:25 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

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Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.

Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits.

I really now hate you...with your mocking Eurofag mustache! STOP MOCKING ME!

There likely isn't a shapely co-ed within 20 square miles of my current position

Mom, DK-Prof is mocking me!

I would take some pictures and send them to you for extreme tauntage - but I fear that an old professor taking photos of the scantily clad sexy coeds would be a little too creepy.

Put your old military uniform on and talk like Monty Python. You'll be a bigger hit than ever before!!!!

someone PLEASE embed this video. For you DK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:50:12 AM EDT

[#24]

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I'm Christian, I don't mind people doing "art" that makes a statement on religion. Knock yourselves out.

Oh by the way, here's a memorial to a filmmaker who made another anti-religious film.

http://undhimmi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/theo_van_gogh_memorial.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director)

He shouldn't have insulted Christians Jews Hindus Buddists . . .

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:51:01 AM EDT

[#25]

Needs more pokies.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:51:08 AM EDT

[#26]

She's hot, that was stupid

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:51:36 AM EDT

[#27]

Nice tatas

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:51:47 AM EDT

[#28]

I bet she fucks like a minx.

The crazy ones always do.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:51:58 AM EDT

[#29]

Bad idea is bad idea.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:54:49 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Mother of god...she is bangin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814GvFqEYmk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA1WFJ8N7hc&feature=related

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:55:59 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
What are you boys up to here?

I did not view that video so I did not see a girl in a bikini crucifying a monkey dressed like Christ so I don't see this as my problem. Apparently her name is Sachar Rosenzweig

Penquins see everything.

*Holds everything behind back*

Nothing sir.

Posted: 4/29/2011 11:57:36 AM EDT

[#32]

Oh boy.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:00:58 PM EDT

[#33]

YEah i suggest people look at the uploader and what kind of videos he's uploaded.
He's either an Islamist or Neturei Karta. (i doubt the .jpg he provides is actually of him or authentic)
All his videos are either pro-islamist or how "Jews control the world and the media."
Those types have been trying to drive a wedge between Jews and Christians for years with anti-jewish propaganda aimed at Christians.
The whole "Jews use Christian childrens blood for passover Matzoh" (blood libel) is a perfect example of that.

Sorry pally, no cigar

pedal your islamist horsehockey somewhere else.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:01:51 PM EDT

[#34]

Would smash. I'd watch more TV if shit like that was on.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:06:13 PM EDT

[#35]

Offensive?
Nah...no different than a lot of so called "mainstream" comedians here in this country.
Anyone can say what they want, changes nothing for me, I know who wins in the end.
I read the book.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:06:17 PM EDT

[#36]

LMAO that was awesome. Would watch again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA1WFJ8N7hc&feature=related

0:46 LOL @ monkey

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:09:02 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.

Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits.

Pics or it's not happening.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:10:27 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What are you boys up to here?

I did not view that video so I did not see a girl in a bikini crucifying a monkey dressed like Christ so I don't see this as my problem. Apparently her name is Sachar Rosenzweig

Just don't horn in on our lucrative halal Toblerone franchise Gaza smuggling operation!

I suggest you make a graph. One line will be "melting point of Toblerone" the other will be "ambient temperature in Gaza." You might want to call back and recancel the tunnel machine.

ScreechJet is paying for the tunnel machine, so I'm not worried.

Plus, I envision a giant underground Toblerone storage facility - modeled after the Rome and Paris catacombs - in which the temperature will be about 55 degrees.

I imagine people in West Bank might actually pay for that....if they have any money.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:12:23 PM EDT

[#39]

Israeli TV looks like the 1970s.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:15:43 PM EDT

[#40]

I'm Googlin', trying to find that broads full name and that video link keeps coming up on Hitler and/or hajji websites.
It also seems to be at least two years old and the show is off the air but obviously, it's something the Jew-haters can cling to.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:16:40 PM EDT

[#41]

Offensive?
Nah...no different than a lot of so called "mainstream" comedians here in this country.
Anyone can say what they want, changes nothing for me, I know who wins in the end.
I read the book.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:18:30 PM EDT

[#42]

Jesus died for that girl. I guess you can't please everyone.

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:22:44 PM EDT

[#43]

Wow, a scantily dressed attention whore using religion to stir "controversy."

How original!!!

Posted: 4/29/2011 12:36:17 PM EDT

[#44]

My comment about the religiosity of the video: I would nail her like an Amish barn raising.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:11:10 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

I'm Googlin', trying to find that broads full name and that video link keeps coming up on Hitler and/or hajji websites.

It also seems to be at least two years old and the show is off the air but obviously, it's something the Jew-haters can cling to.

I can give the girl from the video something to cling to.

Giggidy.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:19:52 PM EDT

[#46]

As a Christian I find the video not very funny, but not insulting either. Nobody would watch it if the girl wasn't wearing a bikini.

She's cute enough that I did watch the whole thing.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:20:47 PM EDT

[#47]

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When the Holy War comes I'm fighting for the side with the most tits. Thats my criteria. It aint much, but its something.

I shall join you in the Noble defense of whatever cause and religion the most tits are espousing!

This is relevant to my interests, and I would like to be added to your after the apocolypse email notification list for meet up locations.

thanks

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:26:31 PM EDT

[#48]

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I'd buy that for a dollar!

I'd wait and try to jew em down to 75 cents.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:35:08 PM EDT

[#49]

That chic and her monkey has multiple videos out if you do some searching.

Posted: 4/29/2011 1:39:29 PM EDT

[#50]

What the hell is wrong with this place?

I thought that was outrageously offensive, regardless of the target audience.

I have no problem ranting about how religion is man-made bullshit, but I would certainly draw the line at crucifying a monkey as a representation of Jesus.

- BG

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