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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:50:36 AM EDT
[#1]
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:50:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Is it can be rioting and beheading tiem now plees?
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:01 AM EDT
[#3]
She can nail me any time.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:14 AM EDT
[#4]
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:38 AM EDT
[#5]
So fuckin in for the ensuing Holy War!!!!!!!
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:42 AM EDT
[#6]
ok wheres that expanding
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:53:50 AM EDT
[#7]
rioting and killing in 3...2.. oh.. wait... nevermind
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:54:34 AM EDT
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The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:54:36 AM EDT
[#9]
That is very odd.
That chic is incredibly hot. Poor monkey. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:55:47 AM EDT
[#10]
Yeah, that was really funny.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:58:31 AM EDT
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I think this is a joke within a joke. Or they really do drink the blood of Christian children, probably because it tastes like good chocolate. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:58:40 AM EDT
[#12]
wtf
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Posted: 4/29/2011 10:59:29 AM EDT
[#13]
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The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird. Maybe. I turned it down and went by the subtitles. Can't vouch for the source beyond what it says on Youtube. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:00:12 AM EDT
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That's it, I'm going to go burn an Israeli flag and riot while destroying a Tel Aviv Fried Chicken. All real Christians will join me.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:02:04 AM EDT
[#15]
Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen??
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:03:02 AM EDT
[#16]
OY VEH!!!!! NICE RACK!
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:03:05 AM EDT
[#17]
Terrible form with the hammer, though.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:04:11 AM EDT
[#18]
I thought that was hilarious. It's obviously a joke.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:04:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Maybe. I turned it down and went by the subtitles. Can't vouch for the source beyond what it says on Youtube.The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird. I don't mean to say that she is speaking French - I didn't hear any French words after all. It's just that her Hebrew voice sounds similar to a French accent to my ears. Like I said, I am probably weird. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:05:48 AM EDT
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Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen?? Didn't you notice the little piece of bacon in each Toblerone? |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:09 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Terrible form with the hammer, though. Probably gives terrible hand jobs. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:20 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Maybe. I turned it down and went by the subtitles. Can't vouch for the source beyond what it says on Youtube.The way she speaks sounds like a French accent to me. But then maybe I'm just weird. I don't mean to say that she is speaking French - I didn't hear any French words after all. It's just that her Hebrew voice sounds similar to a French accent to my ears. Like I said, I am probably weird. It's the "r" sound from the back of the throat. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:06:57 AM EDT
[#24]
When the Holy War comes I'm fighting for the side with the most tits. Thats my criteria. It aint much, but its something.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:07:45 AM EDT
[#25]
She is a native Hebrew speaker, the accent is 100% Israeli. No French
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:08:04 AM EDT
[#26]
I'd let her get naked for me.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:08:25 AM EDT
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Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians.
Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits. 
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:09:19 AM EDT
[#28]
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Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen?? Didn't you notice the little piece of bacon in each Toblerone? Oh my God, that would be good!!! 
Shit, now I want Toblerone. 
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:09:22 AM EDT
[#29]
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Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen?? I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now. I'm starting to fucking hate you guys. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:09:35 AM EDT
[#30]
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Is it can be rioting and beheading tiem now plees? I would like to see a follow up video where the monkey expresses an interest in learning more about the revelations of Mohammed. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:10:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:10:53 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: When the Holy War comes I'm fighting for the side with the most tits. Thats my criteria. It aint much, but its something. I shall join you in the Noble defense of whatever cause and religion the most tits are espousing! |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:11:20 AM EDT
[#33]
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Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen?? I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now. I'm starting to fucking hate you guys. Maybe you could dig some tunnels and set up a smuggling ring into Gaza? Toblerone has got be like freakin' gold in there!!! |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:11:45 AM EDT
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Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians. Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits. I really now hate you...with your mocking Eurofag mustache! STOP MOCKING ME! There likely isn't a shapely co-ed within 20 square miles of my current position 
Mom, DK-Prof is mocking me! |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:13:19 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians. Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits. to be really technical, I think that's a stuffed gorilla, not a stuffed monkey. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:13:31 AM EDT
[#36]
This thread is was very easy to masturbate to.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:13:41 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians. Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits. Relatively-shapely (but not exceptional) girl in a bikini, probably-Jewish, crucifies stuffed toy monkey gorilla on Israeli TV in order to subtly mock Jewish people who don't understand that Christianity is a break-away sect wouldn't fit in the thread-title box. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:02 AM EDT
[#38]
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When the Holy War comes I'm fighting for the side with the most tits. Thats my criteria. It aint much, but its something. I shall join you in the Noble defense of whatever cause and religion the most tits are espousing! Hmmm... I'm more a quality over quantity man myself. You two enjoy your time in Nigeria. Ample tits to be found. And the best part is... you can follow the drag marks to poinpoint their location! |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:10 AM EDT
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Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen?? Didn't you notice the little piece of bacon in each Toblerone? Oh my God, that would be good!!!
Shit, now I want Toblerone. Hell yes. I never knew, or I'd have been buying that shit for years!
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:34 AM EDT
[#40]
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Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians. Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits. I really now hate you...with your mocking Eurofag mustache! STOP MOCKING ME! There likely isn't a shapely co-ed within 20 square miles of my current position
Mom, DK-Prof is mocking me! 
I would take some pictures and send them to you for extreme tauntage - but I fear that an old professor taking photos of the scantily clad sexy coeds would be a little too creepy.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:53 AM EDT
[#41]
I'd like to see her to that to a muslim monkey.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:14:58 AM EDT
[#42]
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Wait - Jews can't eat Toblerone? When did that happen?? I guess my exclusive Toblerone distributorship for Tel Avia/Haifa is worth exactly squat, now. I'm starting to fucking hate you guys. Maybe you could dig some tunnels and set up a smuggling ring into Gaza? Toblerone has got be like freakin' gold in there!!! Nope, the bacon thing again. |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:15:10 AM EDT
[#43]
Eh, I just went for the hot scantily clad chick
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:16:19 AM EDT
[#44]
Great tits.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:16:31 AM EDT
[#45]
Meh. Maybe I've been hanging out at Scoreland and Voluptuous too long, but that doesn't even register as "large-breasted" on my scale. More like "average" at best. Not that I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers (maybe if she didn't share, hey, I like crackers) but she's not really that big up top.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:16:43 AM EDT
[#46]
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Just to be technical, I didn't really see that as "mocking Jesus" necessarily - but as a way of (either as satire or not) mocking Jewish people who don't really understand that Christianity is in essence a very successful "sect" or break-away group from Judaism, and as such could be seen as a "competitor" religion. It seemed to clearly be directed as Jews, not directed at Christians. Also, I didn't think she was THAT attractive. I'm not saying she was unattractive, but just that she seemed like a relatively shapely girl in a bikini, but certainly nothing exceptional. Maybe I am getting desensitized because it's spring and all the coeds on campus are dressing in more and more revealing outfits. I really now hate you...with your mocking Eurofag mustache! STOP MOCKING ME! There likely isn't a shapely co-ed within 20 square miles of my current position
Mom, DK-Prof is mocking me!
I would take some pictures and send them to you for extreme tauntage - but I fear that an old professor taking photos of the scantily clad sexy coeds would be a little too creepy. You've got tenure, right? Use the proceeds from the internet viewing to fund your chair! Winning! |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:28 AM EDT
[#47]
Grab the pickforks and torches boys, its time to go raze the embassy.
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:39 AM EDT
[#48]
I'm Christian, I don't mind people doing "art" that makes a statement on religion. Knock yourselves out.
Oh by the way, here's a memorial to a filmmaker who made another anti-religious film. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director) |
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:54 AM EDT
[#49]
By the way, did you guys know that 10 lb Toblerone bars exist?
I'm not kidding. I saw one years ago in Canada, and I think I remember seeing one in a European airport once as well. 
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Posted: 4/29/2011 11:17:59 AM EDT
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