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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:08:34 AM EDT
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He said Muslim, not Mushroom.





Jeeez.





 



 













 
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:10:03 AM EDT
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Some kind of jack Muslim?
Does she drink like jack Mormons?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:12:35 AM EDT
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Jihab yes!
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Did you misspell jihad or hijab?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:15:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:18:52 AM EDT
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Did you misspell jihad or hijab?
I didnt want to point that out, and be called a spelling nazi.





Hijab is the veil that Muslim women wear over their face.


Jihab is a lose coat or   head garment worn by Muslim woman.





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not a coat





 
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:20:37 AM EDT
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OP, do you only date this Muslim on Thursdays?





Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:24:58 AM EDT
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I don't know if its just luck when it comes to genetics but damn are they good with disguises. I actually thought Peele was a Mexican at first.





 
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:26:43 AM EDT
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In for the clusterfuck.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:27:23 AM EDT
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With free pass tickets to Disney parks





 
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:29:04 AM EDT
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I didnt want to point that out, and be called a spelling nazi.

Hijab is the veil that Muslim women wear over their face.
Jihab is a lose coat or   head garment worn by Muslim woman.


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Jihab yes!


Did you misspell jihad or hijab?
I didnt want to point that out, and be called a spelling nazi.

Hijab is the veil that Muslim women wear over their face.
Jihab is a lose coat or   head garment worn by Muslim woman.


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not a coat
 


Hunh, never heard of a jihab. Learn something new everyday.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:33:14 AM EDT
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Apparently OP only likes to start threads and not respond when he gets a reply.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:35:28 AM EDT
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Apparently OP only likes to start threads and not respond when he gets a reply.
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Apparently OP only likes to start threads and not respond when he gets a reply.

typical troll tactics.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:45:51 AM EDT
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Funny responses........but I think the OP is full-o-shit
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:47:18 AM EDT
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Agreed. And even if he isn't, it's page 3 and no pics. Fail thread.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:48:41 AM EDT
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Convert her.  
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:48:45 AM EDT
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Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:50:32 AM EDT
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Agreed. And even if he isn't, it's page 3 and no pics. Fail thread.
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Funny responses........but I think the OP is full-o-shit


Agreed. And even if he isn't, it's page 3 and no pics. Fail thread.

What good is a picture of a burka if true?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:51:37 AM EDT
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Lol
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:52:46 AM EDT
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Jihab yes!

  So are you muslim or is she breaking the rules?

[div style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25px;']"And give not (your daughters) in marriage to Al-Mushrikoon”, It is not permissible for you to give them in marriage to a Jew or a Christian or a mushrik who is not a follower of your religion. (Tafseer al-Qurtubi, 2/379).



That's what I came here to,say.

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Jihab yes!

  So are you muslim or is she breaking the rules?

[div style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25px;']"And give not (your daughters) in marriage to Al-Mushrikoon”, It is not permissible for you to give them in marriage to a Jew or a Christian or a mushrik who is not a follower of your religion. (Tafseer al-Qurtubi, 2/379).



That's what I came here to,say.


Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:52:49 AM EDT
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Well that escalated quickly
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:54:11 AM EDT
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OP started yonder thread and skedaddled...


Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:54:48 AM EDT
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Well that escalated quickly
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Well that escalated quickly

Probably in a way so things can remain intact..........
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:56:20 AM EDT
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Do u even fruit plate bro?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 6:58:32 AM EDT
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I have a feeling this thread is going to get locked.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:01:51 AM EDT
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He's buggered off!
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:05:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:10:25 AM EDT
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Don't listen to these racists... you'll have a blast.
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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:11:18 AM EDT
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Breeding with her = supporting the Caliphate. Have fun with that...
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:16:24 AM EDT
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Actual question instead of just giving you shit like the rest of the peanut gallery:

Is she a devout and earnest believer, or is she more the equivalent of the cultural Christians who only go to church on Christmas and Easter?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:18:34 AM EDT
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IN!

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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:19:30 AM EDT
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I think she took OP's fruitplate and blew him...off.  
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:20:08 AM EDT
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Looks like OP is going the way of SOTD.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:20:24 AM EDT
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Does he shout ala akbar in bed?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:22:15 AM EDT
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Is this going to turn in to an ROP thread with timeouts and bans?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:24:37 AM EDT
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How about some pictures, fruitplate?

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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:32:05 AM EDT
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So far it ain't about shit!
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:35:57 AM EDT
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When she offers to give you head, she means from the shoulders of the infidel next door.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:44:26 AM EDT
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Have you pork'd her?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:49:30 AM EDT
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This thread blows.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:54:21 AM EDT
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Jihab yes!

  So are you muslim or is she breaking the rules?

[div style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25px;']"And give not (your daughters) in marriage to Al-Mushrikoon”, It is not permissible for you to give them in marriage to a Jew or a Christian or a mushrik who is not a follower of your religion. (Tafseer al-Qurtubi, 2/379).
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Jihab yes!

  So are you muslim or is she breaking the rules?

[div style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25px;']"And give not (your daughters) in marriage to Al-Mushrikoon”, It is not permissible for you to give them in marriage to a Jew or a Christian or a mushrik who is not a follower of your religion. (Tafseer al-Qurtubi, 2/379).


It's not a daughter . . .
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 7:56:22 AM EDT
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Good luck with that. I'd rather be single.
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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:05:35 AM EDT
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Isn't this the fruit plate guy?

If so, enough said.  
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:08:02 AM EDT
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We saw some very attractive chicks in Iraq... Well the ones you can actually see. Of course that was a 2,000:1 ratio too, lol. This one time a chick was wearing a tight pink shirt, probably around 20 years old. Everyone of us had our jaws dragging on the floor. We talked about her for a while.

When I was in the Marines a supply friend married a Muslim chick. She had a small Koran (don't know if it was real or an ornament) hanging from her rear view mirror. She wasn't very faithful to her religion.... She also worked at Hooters and screwed at least 5 Marines from our unit, lol. She was ridiculously hot though, but to this day one of those annoying women I've ever known.
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:08:05 AM EDT
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Probably some dip shit college girl going to school to be vegetarian and converted to the "mooslim"religion....like ya know?!
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:08:09 AM EDT
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Tag for the beheading video..


Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:12:54 AM EDT
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Here comes the Banstick
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:23:31 AM EDT
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A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and
a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected.
Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful
young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the
Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no
Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began
yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had
pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues,
one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away!
Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to
impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama
Su! Gama Su!"

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the
Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong
hole?"







Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:26:46 AM EDT
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I heard there are only two types of Muslim women, those who love to have a blast and those who are pretty much stoners.
 
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:33:37 AM EDT
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Oh what the hell, IN.

How many pages before the lock?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 8:33:57 AM EDT
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it's cool OP. i have dated a muslim woman.

and like the one you are dating she was secular. i put my peepee in her only after i watched her eat bacon.

you'll have to forgive the rampant ignorance in this thread. they only know about muslims from comic book figures like terry jones.  

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