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Posted: 7/25/2014 11:46:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 11:59:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:00:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHave had a crush on her since Freaks and Geeks was on TV. 
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:01:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:04:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:04:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:04:35 PM EDT
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I like it when we are trying to figure out where to eat and she says "I don't care, you decide". So I pick a place and she's like nope. So I keep naming all these places and she sits there telling me no. Till we pass a place and she's like that one. One time we were trying to figure where to eat before we left the house like usual, but usually end up saying we can decide on the way to town. And it'll up like the above story. So she's getting ready and I'm naming off places to eat. Like a broken record she keeps saying no. After 5-10 min of this, I decide to just leave her at home I know where I wanna go and if she doesn't like it she can stay there. I did this without her knowing I had left, on the way to town I get a phone call. Well several phone calls. I go to where I wanted to eat and grab some food for me and I also got her usual order. (She always has an usual food item she orders from a bunch of places). I bring it all back home and she ask where I went so I show her and tell her what I got her. She then tells me that's where she wanted to eat. It was the first place I named so why did she tell me no? Women  Quote HistoryQuoted:
I like it when we are trying to figure out where to eat and she says "I don't care, you decide". So I pick a place and she's like nope. So I keep naming all these places and she sits there telling me no. Till we pass a place and she's like that one. One time we were trying to figure where to eat before we left the house like usual, but usually end up saying we can decide on the way to town. And it'll up like the above story. So she's getting ready and I'm naming off places to eat. Like a broken record she keeps saying no. After 5-10 min of this, I decide to just leave her at home I know where I wanna go and if she doesn't like it she can stay there. I did this without her knowing I had left, on the way to town I get a phone call. Well several phone calls. I go to where I wanted to eat and grab some food for me and I also got her usual order. (She always has an usual food item she orders from a bunch of places). I bring it all back home and she ask where I went so I show her and tell her what I got her. She then tells me that's where she wanted to eat. It was the first place I named so why did she tell me no? Women Mrs. Brohawk likes it when I just make a decision about where to eat (we have very similar tastes anyway). Sometimes she'll off a "How about here instead?', and that's fine. It's too small a thing to stress a relationship over. |
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:28:05 PM EDT
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Mrs. Brohawk likes it when I just make a decision about where to eat (we have very similar tastes anyway). Sometimes she'll off a "How about here instead?', and that's fine. It's too small a thing to stress a relationship over. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I like it when we are trying to figure out where to eat and she says "I don't care, you decide". So I pick a place and she's like nope. So I keep naming all these places and she sits there telling me no. Till we pass a place and she's like that one. One time we were trying to figure where to eat before we left the house like usual, but usually end up saying we can decide on the way to town. And it'll up like the above story. So she's getting ready and I'm naming off places to eat. Like a broken record she keeps saying no. After 5-10 min of this, I decide to just leave her at home I know where I wanna go and if she doesn't like it she can stay there. I did this without her knowing I had left, on the way to town I get a phone call. Well several phone calls. I go to where I wanted to eat and grab some food for me and I also got her usual order. (She always has an usual food item she orders from a bunch of places). I bring it all back home and she ask where I went so I show her and tell her what I got her. She then tells me that's where she wanted to eat. It was the first place I named so why did she tell me no? Women Mrs. Brohawk likes it when I just make a decision about where to eat (we have very similar tastes anyway). Sometimes she'll off a "How about here instead?', and that's fine. It's too small a thing to stress a relationship over. What cured my wife... I'd ask her what she wanted, she'd say I'd don't care... So I'd make/get what I wanted. Cementing that there's something on every menu I'll eat; so the picky one should do the selection not the adventurous one. |
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:48:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:54:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:59:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: C'mon guys, don't lose your temper, we should be forging bonds with these chats...they could bloom into friendships. With a hot topic like this people are more likely to get fired up.
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Posted: 7/25/2014 1:08:46 PM EDT
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What the heck is that from? Quote HistoryI think it's from that german skit comedy show "Knallerfrauen" |
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Posted: 7/25/2014 1:16:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think it's from that german skit comedy show "Knallerfrauen" Quote HistoryQuoted: I think it's from that german skit comedy show "Knallerfrauen" Thanks!!! OMG!!!!  |
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Posted: 7/25/2014 1:18:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 1:18:47 PM EDT
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oh......and I found the gif one.
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Posted: 7/25/2014 1:27:50 PM EDT
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You weren't supposed to come home this early
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Posted: 7/25/2014 1:43:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 3:59:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 5:25:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 5:34:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 5:36:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: DAMN!!!! ----------- Oh.........You thought YOU had a bad day at work? Quote HistoryQuoted: DAMN!!!! ----------- Oh.........You thought YOU had a bad day at work? |
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Posted: 7/25/2014 9:55:24 PM EDT
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Fail, finger is supposed to be on the trigger. |
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Posted: 7/25/2014 11:19:32 PM EDT
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What cured my wife... I'd ask her what she wanted, she'd say I'd don't care... So I'd make/get what I wanted. Cementing that there's something on every menu I'll eat; so the picky one should do the selection not the adventurous one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I like it when we are trying to figure out where to eat and she says "I don't care, you decide". So I pick a place and she's like nope. So I keep naming all these places and she sits there telling me no. Till we pass a place and she's like that one. One time we were trying to figure where to eat before we left the house like usual, but usually end up saying we can decide on the way to town. And it'll up like the above story. So she's getting ready and I'm naming off places to eat. Like a broken record she keeps saying no. After 5-10 min of this, I decide to just leave her at home I know where I wanna go and if she doesn't like it she can stay there. I did this without her knowing I had left, on the way to town I get a phone call. Well several phone calls. I go to where I wanted to eat and grab some food for me and I also got her usual order. (She always has an usual food item she orders from a bunch of places). I bring it all back home and she ask where I went so I show her and tell her what I got her. She then tells me that's where she wanted to eat. It was the first place I named so why did she tell me no? Women Mrs. Brohawk likes it when I just make a decision about where to eat (we have very similar tastes anyway). Sometimes she'll off a "How about here instead?', and that's fine. It's too small a thing to stress a relationship over. What cured my wife... I'd ask her what she wanted, she'd say I'd don't care... So I'd make/get what I wanted. Cementing that there's something on every menu I'll eat; so the picky one should do the selection not the adventurous one. That's how I am I don't care where we eat I'll eat anywhere she is picky. Any way this dog knows what cops do well. 
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Posted: 7/25/2014 11:24:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 1:25:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 2:58:09 AM EDT
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Quote Historywell it works and is true. he is a fat liberal fuck that makes movies. |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 3:16:06 AM EDT
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well it works and is true. he is a fat liberal fuck that makes movies. Quote HistoryQuoted:
well it works and is true. he is a fat liberal fuck that makes movies. But there are so many fat liberal fucks that make movies how did google know which one he was looking for? |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 3:25:16 AM EDT
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well it works and is true. he is a fat liberal fuck that makes movies. Quote HistoryQuoted:
well it works and is true. he is a fat liberal fuck that makes movies. Works on Bing too, except the first 2 results are porn sites. |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 3:47:59 AM EDT
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I was thinking more like a never ending brown crayon. |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 7:42:21 AM EDT
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I was thinking more like a never ending brown crayon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I was thinking more like a never ending brown crayon. It's more like trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet. |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 11:21:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 11:33:07 AM EDT
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That's how I am I don't care where we eat I'll eat anywhere she is picky. Any way this dog knows what cops do well. http://38.media.tumblr.com/d08ec8104f43969cbfb06f8410111311/tumblr_n957paDANt1qdlh1io1_400.gif Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I like it when we are trying to figure out where to eat and she says "I don't care, you decide". So I pick a place and she's like nope. So I keep naming all these places and she sits there telling me no. Till we pass a place and she's like that one. One time we were trying to figure where to eat before we left the house like usual, but usually end up saying we can decide on the way to town. And it'll up like the above story. So she's getting ready and I'm naming off places to eat. Like a broken record she keeps saying no. After 5-10 min of this, I decide to just leave her at home I know where I wanna go and if she doesn't like it she can stay there. I did this without her knowing I had left, on the way to town I get a phone call. Well several phone calls. I go to where I wanted to eat and grab some food for me and I also got her usual order. (She always has an usual food item she orders from a bunch of places). I bring it all back home and she ask where I went so I show her and tell her what I got her. She then tells me that's where she wanted to eat. It was the first place I named so why did she tell me no? Women Mrs. Brohawk likes it when I just make a decision about where to eat (we have very similar tastes anyway). Sometimes she'll off a "How about here instead?', and that's fine. It's too small a thing to stress a relationship over. What cured my wife... I'd ask her what she wanted, she'd say I'd don't care... So I'd make/get what I wanted. Cementing that there's something on every menu I'll eat; so the picky one should do the selection not the adventurous one. That's how I am I don't care where we eat I'll eat anywhere she is picky. Any way this dog knows what cops do well. http://38.media.tumblr.com/d08ec8104f43969cbfb06f8410111311/tumblr_n957paDANt1qdlh1io1_400.gif That would make a good "nope nope nope" gif. |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:19:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:31:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:32:01 PM EDT
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Meh, armpit hair or not, most of you would fuck her. 
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Is that the chick that did the fake job quitting thing, or whatever? IDK here she is  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwJRFClybmkMeh, armpit hair or not, most of you would fuck her.
i have been engaging in self rape since she was posted |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:34:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:37:27 PM EDT
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if he didn't need a wheelchair/motorized cart before, he does now. OUCH
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:46:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:49:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 12:50:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 1:02:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 1:07:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 1:12:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: hell, I'd armpit fuck her. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is that the chick that did the fake job quitting thing, or whatever? IDK here she is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwJRFClybmkMeh, armpit hair or not, most of you would fuck her. hell, I'd armpit fuck her. See, now you're talkin. |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 1:46:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: hell, I'd armpit fuck her. See, now you're talkin. bump that thread |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 2:21:04 PM EDT
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I was on a motorcycle trip with buddies from St Louis to Eureka Springs Arkansas. Stopped for gas in Haiti Missouri ,(pronounced Hay-Tai...seriously, I dont fucking know why but that's how they fucking pronounce the name of their town), and saw a black chick stroll up wearing a Rebel Flag bikini... Thought it was weird, til I saw them on sale for $4.99 at the gas station we'd stopped at. Thought about buying one for the wife ,(who is also black), but decided it wasnt worth risking my life for a joke...besides, it had been a weird enough motorcycle trip already. |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 2:21:48 PM EDT
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It's more like trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was thinking more like a never ending brown crayon. It's more like trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet. 
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Posted: 7/26/2014 3:47:46 PM EDT
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MURICA!! |
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Posted: 7/26/2014 4:07:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2014 4:56:35 PM EDT
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Nice triple lindy. Quote Historymight be only a double lindy, but at least she made it to the water 
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Posted: 7/26/2014 5:39:44 PM EDT
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It's more like trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was thinking more like a never ending brown crayon. It's more like trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet. I can just go ahead and lock this thread now, if y'all want to turn it into a poop thread. 
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