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Link Posted: 9/2/2011 4:23:15 PM EDT
[#1]
It's like the images where you're instructed to look closely only to have and image of a monster rush toward you and startle you. Not really a "You laugh you lose" type thing though.
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 4:24:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2011 4:34:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2011 4:40:42 PM EDT
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Enough Krylon makes everything beautiful.
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 4:43:39 PM EDT
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I didn't know manatees had crumple zones.
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 4:59:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:04:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:19:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:21:14 PM EDT
[#9]





Who are they?



I'm having a hard time believing the top set and bottom set of photos are the same people.



 
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:25:06 PM EDT
[#10]
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See? Tthis thread has me laughing.


I don't get it.


If you let it load entirely before scrolling down, there are a couple panes that self-center and move on their own when you scroll to them.  Creepy effect when you're expecting a normal comic strip.


Fucker.

I gotta change my underwear now.
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:25:32 PM EDT
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Who are they?

I'm having a hard time believing the top set and bottom set of photos are the same people.
 


That's a lot of the point.  I'm willing to bet there was significant time between some of the before and after pictures, but the point is that makeup, hair styling, and clothing (probably with taping underneath the clothing) can do a lot to alter appearance for the better. My wife did pageants and said that there was a lot of taping (especially with the boobs) underneath the clothing to make things look just right for many of the contestants.
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:26:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:28:28 PM EDT
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Who are they?

I'm having a hard time believing the top set and bottom set of photos are the same people.
 


Sure they are.

You've never seen the "models and actresses caught without makeup" pictures on the covers of tabloids in the supermarket checkout lane? The disparity is almost as great.

Aside from talent, if it's called for, the major factors in "beauty" are certain ideal size and spacing ratios between the eyes nose and mouth, good teeth, and no major skin problems or disfigurements that cosmetics can't hide.

When you've got that, stylists etc. can make up the rest.
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 5:28:47 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/HWpir.png


huh.. the picture comes out smaller for some reason, click the link for full size: http://i.imgur.com/HWpir.png


Hahahahahaha. Winner.
Link Posted: 9/2/2011 9:23:22 PM EDT
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See? Tthis thread has me laughing.




I don't get it.





Ad me to this



Motherfucker.



 
Link Posted: 9/3/2011 7:25:42 AM EDT
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Who are they?



I'm having a hard time believing the top set and bottom set of photos are the same people.

 




Sure they are.



You've never seen the "models and actresses caught without makeup" pictures on the covers of tabloids in the supermarket checkout lane? The disparity is almost as great.



Aside from talent, if it's called for, the major factors in "beauty" are certain ideal size and spacing ratios between the eyes nose and mouth, good teeth, and no major skin problems or disfigurements that cosmetics can't hide.



When you've got that, stylists etc. can make up the rest.


Or how about "The Swan", reality TV where they paid for the dental work and plastic surgery.

 
Link Posted: 9/3/2011 2:33:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2011 2:43:39 PM EDT
[#18]
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Who are they?
I'm having a hard time believing the top set and bottom set of photos are the same people.

They're the chicks that were on the show "The Swan".
Link Posted: 9/3/2011 2:48:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2011 3:02:24 PM EDT
[#20]
Owl porn?

Link Posted: 9/3/2011 3:05:32 PM EDT
[#21]


Every teenaged boy should be provided with one of these.


Take that any way you wish!
Link Posted: 9/3/2011 3:06:31 PM EDT
[#22]
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Who are they?

I'm having a hard time believing the top set and bottom set of photos are the same people.
 


Believe it.

MOST beautiful women (if you get them drunk enough) will admit that they clean up well.

There's a lady of my aquaintence who I WISH would get all dolled up! She's not ugly, kind of pretty in fact, but she has a nice figure and a face that would do well with some TLC.
Link Posted: 9/3/2011 3:29:24 PM EDT
[#23]


OMG tears rolling...
Link Posted: 9/3/2011 4:09:36 PM EDT
[#24]

.
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Link Posted: 9/3/2011 4:26:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2011 4:35:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:13:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:34:15 AM EDT
[#28]
Posted on the "weapons board" today of a site that requires you to post a picture before you can post a thread...

The topic was encounters with anti-gun/gun phobic types:


>On my way home from an orgy
>Park my Ferrari GTX 2000 gold edition, get some coffee
>Soccer mom sees my CCW Mauser C96
>Starts to scream
>I blast her face into bits
>The cops come and laugh, we stand around her body and jerk off
>We all go home and play xbox
>Turn to news
>Soccer moms petitioning to ban manly men everywhere
>Nod at the cops, they nod at me
>I taxi my F-16 out of my shed and take off for washington
>"Time to dance with the angels"

Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:48:14 AM EDT
[#29]
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Posted on the "weapons board" today of a site that requires you to post a picture before you can post a thread...

The topic was encounters with anti-gun/gun phobic types:


>On my way home from an orgy
>Park my Ferrari GTX 2000 gold edition, get some coffee
>Soccer mom sees my CCW Mauser C96
>Starts to scream
>I blast her face into bits
>The cops come and laugh, we stand around her body and jerk off
>We all go home and play xbox
>Turn to news
>Soccer moms petitioning to ban manly men everywhere
>Nod at the cops, they nod at me
>I taxi my F-16 out of my shed and take off for washington
>"Time to dance with the angels"



I... what? Which part is the joke?
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 4:30:17 AM EDT
[#30]



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Posted on the "weapons board" today of a site that requires you to post a picture before you can post a thread...



The topic was encounters with anti-gun/gun phobic types:





>On my way home from an orgy

>Park my Ferrari GTX 2000 gold edition, get some coffee

>Soccer mom sees my CCW Mauser C96

>Starts to scream

>I blast her face into bits

>The cops come and laugh, we stand around her body and jerk off

>We all go home and play xbox

>Turn to news

>Soccer moms petitioning to ban manly men everywhere

>Nod at the cops, they nod at me

>I taxi my F-16 out of my shed and take off for washington

>"Time to dance with the angels"





I thought this was "U Laugh U Lose" not "Post stupid shit that's not funny"



 
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 4:34:47 AM EDT
[#31]



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Posted on the "weapons board" today of a site that requires you to post a picture before you can post a thread...



The topic was encounters with anti-gun/gun phobic types:





>On my way home from an orgy

>Park my Ferrari GTX 2000 gold edition, get some coffee

>Soccer mom sees my CCW Mauser C96

>Starts to scream

>I blast her face into bits

>The cops come and laugh, we stand around her body and jerk off

>We all go home and play xbox

>Turn to news

>Soccer moms petitioning to ban manly men everywhere

>Nod at the cops, they nod at me

>I taxi my F-16 out of my shed and take off for washington

>"Time to dance with the angels"









 
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 4:42:51 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Posted on the "weapons board" today of a site that requires you to post a picture before you can post a thread...

The topic was encounters with anti-gun/gun phobic types:


>On my way home from an orgy
>Park my Ferrari GTX 2000 gold edition, get some coffee
>Soccer mom sees my CCW Mauser C96
>Starts to scream
>I blast her face into bits
>The cops come and laugh, we stand around her body and jerk off
>We all go home and play xbox
>Turn to news
>Soccer moms petitioning to ban manly men everywhere
>Nod at the cops, they nod at me
>I taxi my F-16 out of my shed and take off for washington
>"Time to dance with the angels"



Thank GOD you're not a paying member of this site, otherwise I'd have to petition Ed and GB to give you your money back.
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 6:03:35 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Posted on the "weapons board" today of a site that requires you to post a picture before you can post a thread...

The topic was encounters with anti-gun/gun phobic types:


>On my way home from an orgy
>Park my Ferrari GTX 2000 gold edition, get some coffee
>Soccer mom sees my CCW Mauser C96
>Starts to scream
>I blast her face into bits
>The cops come and laugh, we stand around her body and jerk off
>We all go home and play xbox
>Turn to news
>Soccer moms petitioning to ban manly men everywhere
>Nod at the cops, they nod at me
>I taxi my F-16 out of my shed and take off for washington
>"Time to dance with the angels"


5th not funny post quoting a not funny post in a thread that's supposed to be funny.  

Link Posted: 9/4/2011 6:22:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2011 7:45:45 AM EDT
[#35]


I thought falcon punch gifs aren't allowed.

BTW, it's really amusing that watermarks are allowed in GD no matter what site they are.
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 9:49:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2011 1:54:59 PM EDT
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That is the funniest shit I have ever read.......
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 2:01:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2011 2:12:54 PM EDT
[#39]


damn that is well done.
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 2:15:04 PM EDT
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damn that is well done.


I lost pretty damn hard when I found that lol



 
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:30:51 PM EDT
[#41]
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damn that is well done.

I lost pretty damn hard when I found that lol
 


Can you explain it for those of us who are a little slow
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:31:48 PM EDT
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damn that is well done.


I lost pretty damn hard when I found that lol

 




Can you explain it for those of us who are a little slow


Look at the second frame in the comic posted a few posts above yours.

 
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:37:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:37:49 PM EDT
[#44]
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damn that is well done.

I lost pretty damn hard when I found that lol
 


Can you explain it for those of us who are a little slow




lurk moar.
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:39:43 PM EDT
[#45]
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Who are they?
I'm having a hard time believing the top set and bottom set of photos are the same people.

Believe it.
MOST beautiful women (if you get them drunk enough) will admit that they clean up well.

They didn't just clean them up on that show. I think all of them got plastic surgery along with getting cleaned up.

The Swan
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:48:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/4/2011 3:56:22 PM EDT
[#47]
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damn that is well done.

I lost pretty damn hard when I found that lol
 


Can you explain it for those of us who are a little slow


http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8861/tumblrl55cttvthz1qz9mun.jpg

lurk moar.


Not quite:


Yao Ming

To contribute:
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 4:12:17 PM EDT
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damn that is well done.

I lost pretty damn hard when I found that lol
 


Can you explain it for those of us who are a little slow

Look at the second frame in the comic posted a few posts above yours.  


Still, hard to make that particular picture funny.  
Link Posted: 9/4/2011 5:05:48 PM EDT
[#49]

Link Posted: 9/4/2011 6:29:12 PM EDT
[#50]
<too close to poop for arfcom>



My apologies DK-Prof. Didn't mean to push it.


 
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