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Posted: 8/19/2011 4:04:31 PM EDT
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That is a cool cat... no seriously I have seen cats do that same maneuver. |
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Posted: 8/19/2011 8:20:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/19/2011 9:01:15 PM EDT
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LMAO
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Posted: 8/19/2011 9:04:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/19/2011 10:50:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/19/2011 10:56:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/19/2011 11:14:46 PM EDT
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Skills , he has them.  boom floor shot |
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Posted: 8/20/2011 8:52:19 AM EDT
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How can we when you are offline right now?
Quoted: I'd like you to have a seat. I'm not sure how to tell you this.........whew.........deep breath......... Ok, ok. Um.......are you ready? Like a Bandaid––––-one quick rip––––-there is a whole 'nother interwebz out there.  I know, I know. It takes a while to come to terms with that. I'm here for you if you need to talk about it.  |
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Posted: 8/20/2011 9:27:23 AM EDT
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Skills , he has them. Workers Comp Claim...he has one. 
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Posted: 8/20/2011 12:29:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2011 12:40:34 PM EDT
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How can we when you are offline right now? Quoted:
I'd like you to have a seat. I'm not sure how to tell you this.........whew.........deep breath......... Ok, ok. Um.......are you ready? Like a Bandaid––––-one quick rip––––-there is a whole 'nother interwebz out there.
I know, I know. It takes a while to come to terms with that. I'm here for you if you need to talk about it.
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Posted: 8/20/2011 7:39:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2011 7:54:57 PM EDT
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Senior Love...... I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yelled to me 'You need a piece of tail. I turned with a confused look on my face and said 'Make up your mind Last night you told me to go fly a kite.' |
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Posted: 8/20/2011 9:30:18 PM EDT
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Slavac,
The mythbusters one was great |
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Posted: 8/21/2011 3:13:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2011 3:31:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2011 3:31:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: not me, even though it's got my name on it... if there's money involved, I might reconsider Quoted: Who created this? This should go down in history with the ARF movie! http://i.imgur.com/c6MRW.jpg I thought it was pretty lame.   The dog is pregnant too. |
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Posted: 8/21/2011 11:18:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: not me, even though it's got my name on it... if there's money involved, I might reconsider Quoted: Who created this? This should go down in history with the ARF movie! http://i.imgur.com/c6MRW.jpg I thought it was pretty lame. The dog is pregnant too.It's amazing how much that dog looks like mine!  But mine gets along with cats a little better.  |
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Posted: 8/21/2011 11:35:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2011 11:37:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2011 11:38:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2011 12:10:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2011 12:20:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2011 12:27:44 AM EDT
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A scientist has two large jars in front of him. One jar contains many fleas, the other jar is empty. He gently removes a flea from the flea jar, places it on the table before the empty jar, steps back, and commands “Jump,” whereupon the flea jumps into the empty jar. Methodically he gently removes each flea, places it on the table, says “Jump,” and the flea jumps into the originally empty jar.
When he has transferred all the fleas in this way, he removes one from the now full jar, carefully pulls off its back legs, and places it on the table before the original jar. He commands “Jump,” but the flea does not move. He takes another flea from the jar, carefully pulls off its back legs, and places it on the table. Again he commands “Jump,” but the flea does not move. Methodically, he goes through this same procedure with the remaining fleas, and gets the same results. The scientist records in his notebook, “A flea, when its back legs are pulled off, cannot hear.” |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 12:44:43 AM EDT
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A scientist has two large jars in front of him. One jar contains many fleas, the other jar is empty. He gently removes a flea from the flea jar, places it on the table before the empty jar, steps back, and commands “Jump,” whereupon the flea jumps into the empty jar. Methodically he gently removes each flea, places it on the table, says “Jump,” and the flea jumps into the originally empty jar. When he has transferred all the fleas in this way, he removes one from the now full jar, carefully pulls off its back legs, and places it on the table before the original jar. He commands “Jump,” but the flea does not move. He takes another flea from the jar, carefully pulls off its back legs, and places it on the table. Again he commands “Jump,” but the flea does not move. Methodically, he goes through this same procedure with the remaining fleas, and gets the same results. The scientist records in his notebook, “A flea, when its back legs are pulled off, cannot hear.” And there you have it, the scientific method behind global warming. 
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Posted: 8/22/2011 1:52:16 AM EDT
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Found her picture. http://gettingamantoloveyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/WaitingForPerfectMan.gif I'd hit it. This is what sex with her would be like. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 5:06:13 PM EDT
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May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it. My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for.
On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88). I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone. The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need. On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education. I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment. Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again. Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment. However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning. In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala. If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know. Thank you, Sister's Name |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 5:09:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it. My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for. On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88). I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone. The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need. On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education. I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment. Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again. Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment. However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning. In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala. If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know. Thank you, Sister's Name That is funny! Of course I don't know if I would be that ballsy the first week of a job. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 5:17:34 PM EDT
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May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it. My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for. On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88). I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone. The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need. On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education. I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment. Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again. Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment. However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning. In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala. If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know. Thank you, Sister's Name That is funny! Of course I don't know if I would be that ballsy the first week of a job. The good news is that she already had the job AND the hiring company was getting frustrated with lack of results. It's apparently not the first go-round for them.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 5:21:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2011 5:38:37 PM EDT
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May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it. My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for. On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88). I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone. The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need. On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education. I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment. Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again. Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment. However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning. In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala. If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know. Thank you, Sister's Name I especially liked this one because I also graduated from Thomas Jefferson High School in 1967, and I know where Stillwell Tech is. 
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Posted: 8/22/2011 5:52:48 PM EDT
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May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it. My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for. On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88). I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone. The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need. On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education. I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment. Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again. Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment. However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning. In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala. If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know. Thank you, Sister's Name I especially liked this one because I also graduated from Thomas Jefferson High School in 1967, and I know where Stillwell Tech is.
Surprising that those big city folks need a small town girl to do their job properly. 
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Posted: 8/22/2011 7:23:20 PM EDT
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try sounding out the big words. |
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Posted: 8/22/2011 8:34:54 PM EDT
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try sounding out the big words.
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Posted: 8/22/2011 9:59:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2011 11:13:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2011 11:27:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2011 11:40:26 PM EDT
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I don't get it. 
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Posted: 8/22/2011 11:44:54 PM EDT
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I don't get it. Click on the pic so it enlarges then scroll down. |
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Posted: 8/23/2011 12:14:02 AM EDT
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You sir, can go fuck yourself! |
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Posted: 8/23/2011 12:36:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/23/2011 2:35:40 PM EDT
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Earthquake damage in my backyard, outside of WashDC in Virginia:
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Posted: 8/23/2011 2:47:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: So much for hiding under the chair, you could have been killed!!! Earthquake damage in my backyard, outside of WashDC in Virginia: http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=32166 Whew!!! |
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Posted: 8/23/2011 2:50:48 PM EDT
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Earthquake damage in my backyard, outside of WashDC in Virginia: http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=32166 Whew!!! My mother just called me from here in upstate SC and said she felt it, and I was like "nawww" until I checked the news... I was running around the plant at the time and didn't feel it. |
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Posted: 8/23/2011 2:57:34 PM EDT
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That cat's face just screams "Man, I've seen some shit" |
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Posted: 8/23/2011 3:01:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/23/2011 3:02:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/23/2011 3:17:26 PM EDT
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May not make anyone dissolve into hysterics but I was amused by it. My sister forwarded me this email that she sent to a company dealing in background checks and verifications that is contracted by the company my sister was interviewing for. On 8/2, Paula called and informed me you were having difficulty verifying my education, Thomas Jefferson High School ('88) and Stilwell Technical Center ('88). I gave her all the information she asked for on the phone. The next day, I called my hometown schools to verify they had my information, and sent you the exact contact names and numbers to get the information you need. On Friday 8/12, I was again called by someone at your company saying they were having difficulty verifying my education. I repeated the information over the phone and she said she would take care of it first thing Monday morning, which was my first day of employment. Today Paula called again saying they were having difficulty verifying my education, and seemed to have no knowledge of the previous email (attached) or phone conversations and asked for the information again. Seeing as how I've already been working for the company in question all week and they've made me a nameplate and everything, I can only assume verifying a 23 year-old high school education isn't going to hold up my employment. However, I have found my diplomas in the 14th box I checked in our 150 degree attic, and will promptly fax a copy to you in the morning. In addition to this, if it helps, I have a couple of Polaroids of my friends and myself in our caps and gowns on graduation night at the Jack-in-the-Box, and the senior tassel that hung from the rear view mirror of my '78 Impala. If there is any more of your job that I can do for you, please let me know. Thank you, Sister's Name That reminds me of my 10th attempt to unsubscribe from an investment magazines e-mail newsletter. I sent this to every single e-mail address I could find on their webpage (28 people including IT staff, sales staff, and company executives): Hello all, I pride myself in being a very patient person. However, my patience ran out this afternoon when one day after my 10th attempt (see attached) to unsubscribe from the P&I Daily newsletter, I received yet another one in my inbox. The next time I receive a P&I Daily newsletter, I’m going to start the [Dorcas] daily newsletter and all of you have subscribed to it. Incidentally, it’ll be impossible to unsubscribe to my newsletter as well. The only difference will be that I won’t have worthless instructions on the bottom of mine. Thank you for your time. I’m positive you’ll hear from me again on Monday. |
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