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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:49:45 PM EDT
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812 bitches.
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:51:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 6:59:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistorySo funny. I'm going to do some work at the Advance Light Source later this month…I wonder if their operations people would find it humorous if some of these were sprinkled around the accelerator/beamlines…
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Posted: 1/2/2014 7:42:16 PM EDT
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And then I smashed, his fucking head! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? And then I smashed, his fucking head! Thanks. I couldn't remember the cadence until you posted that. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 7:50:46 PM EDT
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Lol.
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Posted: 1/2/2014 8:34:57 PM EDT
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Someone want to help us non veterans out? There once was a bird with a yellow bill who sat up on my window sill. I coaxed him close with a crust of bread. And then I smashed his fucking head. Not a veteran but this is what I learned. Was a boy scout and one of the dads was a retired drill instructor. We did lots of fun shit. 
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Posted: 1/2/2014 8:41:02 PM EDT
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There once was a bird with a yellow bill who sat up on my window sill. I coaxed him close with a crust of bread. And then I smashed his fucking head. Not a veteran but this is what I learned. Was a boy scout and one of the dads was a retired drill instructor. We did lots of fun shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? There once was a bird with a yellow bill who sat up on my window sill. I coaxed him close with a crust of bread. And then I smashed his fucking head. Not a veteran but this is what I learned. Was a boy scout and one of the dads was a retired drill instructor. We did lots of fun shit. Second verse: A little mouse, with little feet was sitting on my toilet seat I pushed him in, and flushed him down And I watched him go, around and round. The moral of the story is, to get some head, you need some bread.
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Posted: 1/2/2014 8:46:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 8:49:59 PM EDT
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? It's a cadence that involves the bird being crushed to death. I hate that cadence. They made us only do that cadence for a month straight. It's been 7+ years since I've been out of BCT and I still have that one stuck in my head. A little mouse, with little feet... Ok, I remember a yellow bird with a yellow bill, but not a little mouse with little feet? The only thing that stuck with me was that if you want some head you need some bread 
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:17:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:23:21 PM EDT
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There once was a bird with a yellow bill who sat up on my window sill. I coaxed him close with a crust of bread. And then I smashed his fucking head. Not a veteran but this is what I learned. Was a boy scout and one of the dads was a retired drill instructor. We did lots of fun shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone want to help us non veterans out? There once was a bird with a yellow bill who sat up on my window sill. I coaxed him close with a crust of bread. And then I smashed his fucking head. Not a veteran but this is what I learned. Was a boy scout and one of the dads was a retired drill instructor. We did lots of fun shit. Unfortuately I as I recall, I missed his head and smashed his balls Last thing I saw to my surprise His mom flew in, gouged out my eyes |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:29:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:32:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:33:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWho is the "do I swallow" girl? |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:35:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:47:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:47:59 PM EDT
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funny this showed up....
Porky Bikar, an old long-time Sitkan (dead now) pulled this prank on April fools, used a helicopter from another town to drop old tires in the crater. freaked out a WHOLE mess of people!! Anyway, my grandfather logged with him north of Sitka back in the day. Quote History |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 9:53:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHe was too short to trip the safety beam sensor.. 
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Posted: 1/2/2014 10:00:14 PM EDT
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The boat ride was nice but the tour was a pain in the ass. |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 10:24:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Who is the "do I swallow" girl? Quote HistoryQuoted: Who is the "do I swallow" girl? |
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:44:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 12:26:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 12:33:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 12:57:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAhhhh boxers... Yes, they can eat a whole ham in under 5 minutes, and unfortunately, no, it won't kill them. |
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Posted: 1/3/2014 1:02:24 AM EDT
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Ahhhh boxers... Yes, they can eat a whole ham in under 5 minutes, and unfortunately, no, it won't kill them.
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Ahhhh boxers... Yes, they can eat a whole ham in under 5 minutes, and unfortunately, no, it won't kill them.
Mine ate 12 pork chops in the time in took me to take a piss.
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Posted: 1/3/2014 1:24:42 AM EDT
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Mine ate 12 pork chops in the time in took me to take a piss. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ahhhh boxers... Yes, they can eat a whole ham in under 5 minutes, and unfortunately, no, it won't kill them.
Mine ate 12 pork chops in the time in took me to take a piss. Mine, currently named "Miserable Dog," ate an entire loaf of French Bread in the time it took to make one trip from the garage to the kitchen with groceries. He also thinks diapers are a great between-meals filling snack. 
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Posted: 1/3/2014 2:10:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hate that cadence. They made us only do that cadence for a month straight. It's been 7+ years since I've been out of BCT and I still have that one stuck in my head. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Someone want to help us non veterans out? It's a cadence that involves the bird being crushed to death. I hate that cadence. They made us only do that cadence for a month straight. It's been 7+ years since I've been out of BCT and I still have that one stuck in my head. I was in boot camp in Jan 1981 and I still sing that song and smile when I see the "Wild Canaries" around here |
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Posted: 1/3/2014 2:17:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 2:57:54 AM EDT
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Quote History >QUOTE TREE PRUNED<Quoted:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/APSU/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg Summer 1985, MCRD-SD: "Buuuuuuuurn the village! Raaaaaaape and pillage! Eaaaaaaaat the babies! We doooooon't mean maybe!" That shit would probably get you the Big Chicken Dinner, these days.
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Posted: 1/3/2014 7:17:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 7:23:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 8:05:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 8:07:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 8:51:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 8:56:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Summer 1985, MCRD-SD: "Buuuuuuuurn the village! Raaaaaaape and pillage! Eaaaaaaaat the babies! We doooooon't mean maybe!" That shit would probably get you the Big Chicken Dinner, these days. Quote HistoryQuoted: >QUOTE TREE PRUNED<Quoted: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/APSU/A9346B05-6F52-46E3-BEE4-7F13A3409862_zpsyk2ykkbr.jpg Summer 1985, MCRD-SD: "Buuuuuuuurn the village! Raaaaaaape and pillage! Eaaaaaaaat the babies! We doooooon't mean maybe!" That shit would probably get you the Big Chicken Dinner, these days. Napalm ... sticks ...to ... kids, Napalm sticks to kids! The only version getting banned in 1984, at least on NAS Memphis, was because it said that "... Napalm sticks to squids!"
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Posted: 1/3/2014 9:08:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 9:34:04 AM EDT
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Mine, currently named "Miserable Dog," ate an entire loaf of French Bread in the time it took to make one trip from the garage to the kitchen with groceries. He also thinks diapers are a great between-meals filling snack. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/sleepdr/a181fb00-4d8f-4e14-8d5c-d07f1b40d603_zps9c0180fe.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ahhhh boxers... Yes, they can eat a whole ham in under 5 minutes, and unfortunately, no, it won't kill them.
Mine ate 12 pork chops in the time in took me to take a piss. Mine, currently named "Miserable Dog," ate an entire loaf of French Bread in the time it took to make one trip from the garage to the kitchen with groceries. He also thinks diapers are a great between-meals filling snack. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/sleepdr/a181fb00-4d8f-4e14-8d5c-d07f1b40d603_zps9c0180fe.jpg Mine ate my wife's wedding dress the day after our wedding. |
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Posted: 1/3/2014 9:42:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine ate my wife's wedding dress the day after our wedding. Just think about all of the years of PIA storage that he saved you! Good dog! |
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Posted: 1/3/2014 10:09:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryGo be fat somewhere else. |
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Posted: 1/3/2014 10:15:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 10:53:24 AM EDT
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Quote History19 seconds. I made it 19 seconds. |
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Posted: 1/3/2014 11:02:49 AM EDT
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19 seconds. I made it 19 seconds. Quote HistoryQuoted:
19 seconds. I made it 19 seconds.
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Posted: 1/3/2014 11:13:09 AM EDT
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I think Marco is an arfcommer...
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Posted: 1/3/2014 11:57:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 12:11:33 PM EDT
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Mine, currently named "Miserable Dog," ate an entire loaf of French Bread in the time it took to make one trip from the garage to the kitchen with groceries. He also thinks diapers are a great between-meals filling snack. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/sleepdr/a181fb00-4d8f-4e14-8d5c-d07f1b40d603_zps9c0180fe.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ahhhh boxers... Yes, they can eat a whole ham in under 5 minutes, and unfortunately, no, it won't kill them.
Mine ate 12 pork chops in the time in took me to take a piss. Mine, currently named "Miserable Dog," ate an entire loaf of French Bread in the time it took to make one trip from the garage to the kitchen with groceries. He also thinks diapers are a great between-meals filling snack. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/sleepdr/a181fb00-4d8f-4e14-8d5c-d07f1b40d603_zps9c0180fe.jpg I had to look after my girlfriend's sister's boxer last weekend. It farts a lot, like room clearing farts. I photoshopped photos of it in bad scenarios hoping that she wouldn't ask us to look after it again. 
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Posted: 1/3/2014 12:20:22 PM EDT
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thats funny.
And nice photoshop skills. |
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Posted: 1/3/2014 12:20:42 PM EDT
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I had to look after my girlfriend's sister's boxer last weekend. It farts a lot, like room clearing farts. I photoshopped photos of it in bad scenarios hoping that she wouldn't ask us to look after it again. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1523581_10153678334835301_1159303517_o.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/621773_10153679616695301_1459619576_o.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1556236_10153678296970301_1616387108_o.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ahhhh boxers... Yes, they can eat a whole ham in under 5 minutes, and unfortunately, no, it won't kill them.
Mine ate 12 pork chops in the time in took me to take a piss. Mine, currently named "Miserable Dog," ate an entire loaf of French Bread in the time it took to make one trip from the garage to the kitchen with groceries. He also thinks diapers are a great between-meals filling snack. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/sleepdr/a181fb00-4d8f-4e14-8d5c-d07f1b40d603_zps9c0180fe.jpg I had to look after my girlfriend's sister's boxer last weekend. It farts a lot, like room clearing farts. I photoshopped photos of it in bad scenarios hoping that she wouldn't ask us to look after it again. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1523581_10153678334835301_1159303517_o.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/621773_10153679616695301_1459619576_o.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1556236_10153678296970301_1616387108_o.jpg Love the wolves. 
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Posted: 1/3/2014 12:38:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 1:03:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2014 1:15:02 PM EDT
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