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Posted: 12/12/2013 1:50:02 AM EDT
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Aimless to the white courtesy phone, you've been slandered, or libeled or something. Fuck, you're the lawyer, you figure it out.
The real funny thing is that's far from the dumbest thing in that article. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 1:50:32 AM EDT
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I hate getting phone calls that start like this.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 1:53:56 AM EDT
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Another good one from US Army WTF moments.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 1:54:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 3:04:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 6:30:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:32:33 AM EDT
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Seat post diameter? Not seeing the funny, really.
No Freeloading: Are you a Turtle? 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:42:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:43:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seat post diameter? Not seeing the funny, really. No Freeloading: Are you a Turtle? http://i.imgur.com/bUXiudo.gif |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 8:11:17 AM EDT
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Depends, did you read the page before this one? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Seat post diameter? Not seeing the funny, really. No Freeloading: Are you a Turtle?
http://i.imgur.com/bUXiudo.gif Damned phone load lag. 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 8:33:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 8:34:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryBut it has a lifetime warranty. Until they go bankrupt.  |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 9:01:41 AM EDT
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And another one: [div style='margin-left: 40px;']... highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector. http://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/03/17/an-argument-for-the-oxford-comma Quote HistoryQuoted:
And another one: An Argument for the Oxford Commaposted by BRENDAN KILEY on WED, MAR 17, 2010 at 3:15 PM[div style='margin: 15px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: auto; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);']This description, published in The Times, of a documentary by Peter Ustinov:[div style='margin-left: 40px;']... highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector. http://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/03/17/an-argument-for-the-oxford-comma I can't stand it when people don't use the Oxford comma. Sheesh, it ain't hard.
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Posted: 12/12/2013 9:21:28 AM EDT
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Swimsuit or less?? I'll take my chances. Come on. It's funny. 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 9:36:22 AM EDT
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yes it's on netflix.... |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 9:57:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryFinally, an FDR I can get behind. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:16:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:31:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHoly shit that is hilarious. Thanks wingnutx |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:34:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:37:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:42:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHoly shit, losing hard. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:47:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:50:30 AM EDT
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Holy shit, losing hard. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Holy shit, losing hard. 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:50:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I can't stand it when people don't use the Oxford comma. Sheesh, it ain't hard.
http://i.imgur.com/jr3HX9W.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And another one: An Argument for the Oxford Commaposted by BRENDAN KILEY on WED, MAR 17, 2010 at 3:15 PM[div style='margin: 15px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: auto; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);']This description, published in The Times, of a documentary by Peter Ustinov:[div style='margin-left: 40px;']... highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector. http://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/03/17/an-argument-for-the-oxford-comma I can't stand it when people don't use the Oxford comma. Sheesh, it ain't hard.
http://i.imgur.com/jr3HX9W.jpg Keep trying, it's not coming back. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:52:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:53:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:12:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:43:30 AM EDT
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That was awesome. The navy guy's eyebrows were freaking me out, when do they turn into butterflies?
This is Army!!!! |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:07:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:07:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:13:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:32:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:37:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:44:46 PM EDT
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Sad story, but I chuckled nonetheless...
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Posted: 12/12/2013 3:04:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 3:19:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 4:18:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 4:50:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 6:42:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 6:58:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:24:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat was one of the funniest things I've seen all week. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:25:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:29:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryI've got the strangest boner right now. I mean, obviously we're going to lose again, for fuck's sake, we've got LTs out there trying to find the end zone, but damn, that was motivational. |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 7:32:31 PM EDT
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Quote Historyholy shit! I just spit water all over my keyboard. 
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Posted: 12/12/2013 8:36:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:11:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat's probably the best bit I've seen from Conan.
"If you showed her the tip" |
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Posted: 12/12/2013 10:17:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2013 11:44:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/13/2013 12:05:28 AM EDT
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