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Link Posted: 8/26/2013 2:26:16 PM EDT
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Check out her scream at 1:37...

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Link Posted: 8/26/2013 2:33:31 PM EDT
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....




Link Posted: 8/26/2013 2:39:17 PM EDT
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Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....


Yeah, I'm not sure how we went from elephant and ostrich to dismembered lion...
Link Posted: 8/26/2013 2:39:55 PM EDT
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Yeah, I'm not sure how we went from elephant and ostrich to dismembered lion...
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....


Yeah, I'm not sure how we went from elephant and ostrich to dismembered lion...


Well, it is GD...shit happens..
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who is she?
Link Posted: 8/26/2013 2:53:55 PM EDT
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Now if only it were big enough to swallow the rest of that stinkhole...
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who is she?
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who is she?


Watch porn.
Link Posted: 8/26/2013 3:10:35 PM EDT
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i am trying but i need a name
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who is she?


Watch porn.


i am trying but i need a name



Look up above at the '20 questions' girl...same girl....(don't feel too bad, I didn't know either).

AFARR
Link Posted: 8/26/2013 3:14:39 PM EDT
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i am trying but i need a name
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who is she?


Watch porn.


i am trying but i need a name


Tessa Taylor
Link Posted: 8/26/2013 3:29:44 PM EDT
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This woman has sat behind me at every professional sporting event I've ever been to.  
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Tessa Taylor
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who is she?


Watch porn.


i am trying but i need a name


Tessa Taylor


Looks right to me.

(Had to turn WiFi off on my phone before searching for that, I'm at work... )
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One step closer to hell for laughing at this
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I just threw up in my mouth a little....
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The first thing I thought of...


Link Posted: 8/26/2013 9:50:59 PM EDT
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The first thing I thought of...


http://youtu.be/pQEulFWgv5k
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The first thing I thought of...


http://youtu.be/pQEulFWgv5k



I would run you down and beat the shit out of you
Link Posted: 8/26/2013 10:13:54 PM EDT
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She forgot the top half wasn't bolted to the ceiling....
Link Posted: 8/26/2013 10:52:41 PM EDT
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Adelle's Skyfall... by the Russian Military Choir

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Bet that's not the only thing that's stretched that large on her.
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Your avatar flashing next to those two pics is the best part.
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I can see a mayday parade to this
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 1:07:30 AM EDT
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Once your deck started oscillating back and forth like that, you're fucked
 
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 1:27:53 AM EDT
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Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....




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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....






Non sequitur.
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 1:28:54 AM EDT
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Which reminds me, after 237 years of being free of the British empire, you still use imperial measures?
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 1:37:22 AM EDT
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Which reminds me, after 237 years of being free of the British empire, you still use imperial measures?
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Which reminds me, after 237 years of being free of the British empire, you still use imperial measures?


We use standard measure. As opposed to metric.
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 2:13:57 AM EDT
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An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....




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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....







I think he's lion.
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 2:15:23 AM EDT
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Once your deck started oscillating back and forth like that, you're fucked

 
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Once your deck started oscillating back and forth like that, you're fucked

 


"Death Wobble" is a fairly universal term for anything with wheels
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