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Link Posted: 8/4/2013 4:17:46 PM EDT
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Al Qaeda Fish!
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Al Qaeda Fish!


I'll bet that shit hurt
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Al Qaeda Fish!




I'll bet that shit hurt


A handful of people get hurt and seriously injured every year around the 7 Mile bridge in the FL Keys. Eagle rays hang out there and like to jump over boats, they can get big, 300+lbs big. Not to mention all the other fish.



 
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About to hurt like a sonafabitch in 3---2---1....



 
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"Sonofa....save that bastard, I'm having sushi for dinner."
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he's from wales.

Wales?  Is that a country?

yes and no.

what do you mean there are 4 countries in this country?
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Brace yourself bros.



That dude is dating Olvia Wilde.  Shane from Easbound is knocking the bottom out of Olvia Wilde.



 
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A handful of people get hurt and seriously injured every year around the 7 Mile bridge in the FL Keys. Eagle rays hang out there and like to jump over boats, they can get big, 300+lbs big. Not to mention all the other fish.
 
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Al Qaeda Fish!


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A handful of people get hurt and seriously injured every year around the 7 Mile bridge in the FL Keys. Eagle rays hang out there and like to jump over boats, they can get big, 300+lbs big. Not to mention all the other fish.
 

Had a guy catch a flying fish with his face at night in the Persian Gulf (NAG). Scared the shit out of us, he got a broken nose it looked like he got shot.
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Not sure if this is the right spot, but here's a little Zimmerman story.



I work with a ghetto queen. Worst idiot I've ever met, how she still has a job, I don't know. Off-note, this week she's wearing a fake afro to work. I'll try to get pics.



Anyway, she brought up the Z-man case and said it was okay to beat someone's ass if they're following you. Because it's wrong to follow someone and be creepy.



I asked if it's okay to shoot someone beating your ass.



No reply.



I said, welp, I need a snack, I'm going to go get some skittles.



"You wrong fo' dat." was all I heard.



Me walking away....



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You were right.....this isn't the right place for that story.

 
Link Posted: 8/4/2013 11:24:17 PM EDT
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Maybe I've been living under a rock,...

Maybe I'm tired,...

But ALL of "VINES" videos are cracking me up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jSGXt--MGJI#at=273
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As always, there's a Terminal Lance for that.  In fact, it's the CURRENT Terminal Lance.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2013-08-02-Strip_283_MRAP_web.gif

I also have an MRAP certification.

Yes, I know it's an up-armored HMMWV, and not an MRAP.  I have a license to drive one of those, too.
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As always, there's a Terminal Lance for that.  In fact, it's the CURRENT Terminal Lance.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2013-08-02-Strip_283_MRAP_web.gif

I also have an MRAP certification.

Yes, I know it's an up-armored HMMWV, and not an MRAP.  I have a license to drive one of those, too.



I swear to god that web comic is so relevant to arfcom I wonder if he is a member
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Dude....not cool. Not cool at all.
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Dude....not cool. Not cool at all.


They come with a built in dribble glass....
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As always, there's a Terminal Lance for that.  In fact, it's the CURRENT Terminal Lance.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2013-08-02-Strip_283_MRAP_web.gif

I also have an MRAP certification.

Yes, I know it's an up-armored HMMWV, and not an MRAP.  I have a license to drive one of those, too.
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As always, there's a Terminal Lance for that.  In fact, it's the CURRENT Terminal Lance.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2013-08-02-Strip_283_MRAP_web.gif

I also have an MRAP certification.

Yes, I know it's an up-armored HMMWV, and not an MRAP.  I have a license to drive one of those, too.


Yep,
Just like an SUV
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As always, there's a Terminal Lance for that.  In fact, it's the CURRENT Terminal Lance.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2013-08-02-Strip_283_MRAP_web.gif

I also have an MRAP certification.

Yes, I know it's an up-armored HMMWV, and not an MRAP.  I have a license to drive one of those, too.
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As always, there's a Terminal Lance for that.  In fact, it's the CURRENT Terminal Lance.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2013-08-02-Strip_283_MRAP_web.gif

I also have an MRAP certification.

Yes, I know it's an up-armored HMMWV, and not an MRAP.  I have a license to drive one of those, too.


My wife loves all things MRAP, GRRV, MATV, etc. She taught the driving classes in Kuwait to troops passing threough, that only made it worse, it's like tech forums for her.
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Fkn Montreal roads...
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Good God, why am I laughing so hard at that?  Sometimes it's the simplest things...  
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Is it me or is that 100% unfunny? ^^^



"Wants the D" as in...dick? Err....just not seeing "funny".
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Is it me or is that 100% unfunny? ^^^



"Wants the D" as in...dick? Err....just not seeing "funny".
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It's a simple play on words. D = a bad grade. Current lingo D also= dick. The dad beat the guys ass for it.
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This got me.
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wtf is wrong with people....that was awesome. no wonder the US is going down the crapper
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Fkn Montreal roads...


I was thinking Montreal drivers. Given the choice between left, right, or straight, he chose DOWN....and you know he ran  the red.



 
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May have done this one already, if so, well dejavoodoo.



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"wants the D" is a meme amongst the fuckstick yutes of ye current tyme.
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Found this in the local motorcycle classifieds..
http://s22.postimg.org/5oizddqxd/tbags.png
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Not so much funny, but definitely practical. I also vaguely recall a 1930's era Popular Mechanics showing a construction site with a guy running one.

 
















... but it is the basis of the Gunkid Mechanized Corps

 
 
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Not so much funny, but definitely practical. I also vaguely recall a 1930's era Popular Mechanics showing a construction site with a guy running one.  

http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/reviews/outdoor-tools/10-tools-you-must-use-before-you-die-10#slide-10


... but it is the basis of the Gunkid Mechanized Corps
   
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Not so much funny, but definitely practical. I also vaguely recall a 1930's era Popular Mechanics showing a construction site with a guy running one.  

http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/reviews/outdoor-tools/10-tools-you-must-use-before-you-die-10#slide-10


... but it is the basis of the Gunkid Mechanized Corps
   

I already use one to haul other stuff, but I want to be able to fill one with 22LR
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Pretty sure the dump feature doesn't work.
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Looks like Butthead in drag.
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Not funny at all , Now I got to build one of those



 
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