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Link Posted: 6/24/2013 6:19:31 PM EDT
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Man threatens to jump off a bridge, so the police offer him pizza

http://i.imgur.com/CgBVYAZ.jpg



What's up with the front tire?


You tell us.

Look at the shadows and then tell us what's up with that tire, bitch.

TRG


And why is his hood popped?
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 6:20:43 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/PRod616/media/83379776_zps6633bee6.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b526/PRod616/83379776_zps6633bee6.gif</a>  


http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp263/Ironic-Mike/Movies/a3e2d4d6.gif



When you can stalk up behind your opponent, in broad daylight, in the middle of a parking lot, and get to paw's reach before being spotted, well, that's talent.



 
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 6:22:32 PM EDT
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Man threatens to jump off a bridge, so the police offer him pizza

http://i.imgur.com/CgBVYAZ.jpg



What's up with the front tire?


You tell us.

Look at the shadows and then tell us what's up with that tire, bitch.

TRG


lost hard.   funniest thing in this whole fucking thread.
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 6:23:14 PM EDT
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Man threatens to jump off a bridge, so the police offer him pizza

http://i.imgur.com/CgBVYAZ.jpg



What's up with the front tire?


You tell us.

Look at the shadows and then tell us what's up with that tire, bitch.

TRG


And why is his hood popped?


Pizza was stored on top of the intake manifold to keep it warm.
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 6:30:40 PM EDT
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Man threatens to jump off a bridge, so the police offer him pizza

http://i.imgur.com/CgBVYAZ.jpg



What's up with the front tire?


You tell us.

Look at the shadows and then tell us what's up with that tire, bitch.

TRG


And why is his hood popped?


Pizza was stored on top of the intake manifold to keep it warm.


That must be exhausting.

TRG
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 6:31:55 PM EDT
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Man threatens to jump off a bridge, so the police offer him pizza

http://i.imgur.com/CgBVYAZ.jpg



What's up with the front tire?


You tell us.

Look at the shadows and then tell us what's up with that tire, bitch.

TRG


And why is his hood popped?


Pizza was stored on top of the intake manifold to keep it warm.


That must be exhausting.

TRG


You cook on the exhaust manifold, and keep shit warm on the intake.  
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 6:36:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2013 8:25:31 PM EDT
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FFS, everyone is right! He is doing crunches on the wall and his pant legs are photoshopped!
See, that wasn't so hard.  Just like school, everyone is right and everyone is a winner
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 8:32:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2013 9:13:50 PM EDT
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I loled when Snuffy got it nonetheless.
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 9:29:58 PM EDT
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That must be exhausting.

TRG


Naw.

I'd put my girlfriend's, mama's, Hardee's cheeseburgers on the intake manifold (should have saved that for later) whilst parked.

It was a high-rise, baby.

The best part was her mama thank'n we'd hauled ass back to her house to give it to her hook her up wiff'm.  

God, I miss the 80s.  

Link Posted: 6/24/2013 10:30:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2013 10:55:04 PM EDT
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When is someone going to drag that poopy-pants little POS into the street and beat it with a pipe?
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 10:56:08 PM EDT
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Wow!

Either trust, or stupid.
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 10:57:05 PM EDT
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Fake. No debris on ground after apple gets hit....look at the guy watching in front....nobody has that slow reflexes. Just sayin....
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 11:20:59 PM EDT
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Wow!

Either trust, or stupid.


Stupid....that is all.
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 11:32:01 PM EDT
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Congrats blackcocks fa Confuckinggrats!ns! Obviously yhe Hawks wanted it more.
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 11:34:44 PM EDT
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Congrats blackcocks fa Confuckinggrats!ns! Obviously yhe Hawks wanted it more.


Wrong thread

 
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 11:35:45 PM EDT
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Congrats blackcocks fa Confuckinggrats!ns! Obviously yhe Hawks wanted it more.

Wrong thread  


It made me laugh lol
Link Posted: 6/24/2013 11:37:46 PM EDT
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Congrats blackcocks fa Confuckinggrats!ns! Obviously yhe Hawks wanted it more.


Wrong thread.



 
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 12:02:37 AM EDT
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What the fuck.  Why does he wear a sweat shirt for pants?  


Depends.
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 12:03:58 AM EDT
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Fake. No debris on ground after apple gets hit....look at the guy watching in front....nobody has that slow reflexes. Just sayin....


No, it's real... just a rotated picture.  See, he's using his knees to hold up the apple, along with some starch and cardboard in his pants to improve the bulge.
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 12:17:03 AM EDT
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Fuck that.



 
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 4:32:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/25/2013 4:44:48 AM EDT
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Dayum that girl is smoking hot!

And dayum, Mr. Belding got fat!
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 4:48:07 AM EDT
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Done it. Of course i used an angle grinder on the trolley first.
 
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 6:25:07 AM EDT
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What the fuck.  Why does he wear a sweat shirt for pants?  


he went to Kmart....and shipped his pants....
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 6:58:35 AM EDT
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Fake. No debris on ground after apple gets hit....look at the guy watching in front....nobody has that slow reflexes. Just sayin....




No, it's real... just a rotated picture.  See, he's using his knees to hold up the apple, along with some starch and cardboard in his pants to improve the bulge.


SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!!!
 
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 7:39:44 AM EDT
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What the fuck.  Why does he wear a sweat shirt for pants?  


he went to Kmart....and shipped his pants....


First thing I thought when I saw that pic...
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 8:16:12 AM EDT
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after 637 pages I finally lost it on "Wrong Hole"
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 8:36:37 AM EDT
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What I dont even....
Fuck it, you get a link.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUezctTV4ps

 
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 9:22:00 AM EDT
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God I fucking hate that kid. The douchebaggery is unbelievably strong with that one.
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 9:35:34 AM EDT
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Nailed it.
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 9:59:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/25/2013 10:19:25 AM EDT
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God I fucking hate that kid. The douchebaggery is unbelievably strong with that one.


Yet he gets more hot young tail than all of GD combined, and has a fleet of exotic sports cars at his disposal.
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 10:31:38 AM EDT
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God I fucking hate that kid. The douchebaggery is unbelievably strong with that one.


Yet he gets more hot young tail than all of GD combined, and has a fleet of exotic sports cars at his disposal.


Doesn't make him any less of a POS.

Just wait, he'll be in reahab or a ditch soon enough...
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 10:51:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/25/2013 11:00:41 AM EDT
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God I fucking hate that kid. The douchebaggery is unbelievably strong with that one.


Yet he gets more hot young tail than all of GD combined, and has a fleet of exotic sports cars at his disposal.



Yeah, but he's two pump chump, the young tail won't hang around long
Link Posted: 6/25/2013 11:06:15 AM EDT
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God I fucking hate that kid. The douchebaggery is unbelievably strong with that one.


Yet he gets more hot young tail than all of GD combined, and has a fleet of exotic sports cars at his disposal.



Yeah, but he's two pump chump, the young tail won't hang around long


Money covers a wide range of shortcomings, they will stay until he is broke or dead or stops spending money on them.
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