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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 5:27:07 PM EDT
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what's wrong? I don't get it.
 


Dr. Pepper, maybe?
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 5:28:51 PM EDT
[#2]
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what's wrong? I don't get it.
 


The Dr. Pepper (P. Epper, PhD). And I guess the MANager as well.
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 5:28:51 PM EDT
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what's wrong? I don't get it.
 


It features a beverage with a degree?

And just because this was stuck in my head all day today: Mournful tits.

Link Posted: 6/4/2013 5:46:39 PM EDT
[#4]
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what's wrong? I don't get it.
 


The Dr. Pepper (P. Epper, PhD). And I guess the MANager as well.


It's from firehouse PUB, not sub. It's a bar tab.
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:04:53 PM EDT
[#5]



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Literally every woman I have ever met:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg





Best...video...ever.




I suffered PTSD the first time I saw it a few days ago.


Oddly enough, my wife was not amused. I think that it hit a little too close to home.


Who else thought Dremel tool, cutoff wheel, and "hold still honey"?



 
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:10:40 PM EDT
[#6]
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Literally every woman I have ever met:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg


Best...video...ever.


I suffered PTSD the first time I saw it a few days ago.

Oddly enough, my wife was not amused. I think that it hit a little too close to home.

Who else thought Dremel tool, cutoff wheel, and "hold still honey"?
 


I must be a brute.  A claw hammer was all that came to mind.
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:14:48 PM EDT
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Sad to see a man commit suicide like that.  It's never the way out.  


ETA: Looks like he was a ventriloquist.  Who are we kidding; it probably *was* his only option.


My parents had one of these growing up.  Puts stepping on legos to shame.  It had legs that extened past the base and they kept it right next to a walkway through the living room.



And these fuckers put legos to shame.

Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:23:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:28:32 PM EDT
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Sad to see a man commit suicide like that.  It's never the way out.  






ETA: Looks like he was a ventriloquist.  Who are we kidding; it probably *was* his only option.




My parents had one of these growing up.  Puts stepping on legos to shame.  It had legs that extened past the base and they kept it right next to a walkway through the living room.



http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mKvhGhKWoQOI7Y5Nv9e4hkA.jpg



And these fuckers put legos to shame.



http://www.threefeatherspewter.com/images/Toys%20and%20Games/Jacks.jpg






 
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:28:46 PM EDT
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Jason has hit the interwebs! I have to call him and fuck with him mercilessly, now!


Is he the one that tazered the llama?
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:29:46 PM EDT
[#11]
I must be a brute. A claw hammer was all that came to mind.


Don't forget to throw a piece of 2 x 4 against the nail for proper leverage or you'll just bend it.
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 6:29:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 7:16:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 7:39:33 PM EDT
[#14]
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what's wrong? I don't get it.
 


The Dr. Pepper (P. Epper, PhD). And I guess the MANager as well.


Let's not forget the timestamp
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 7:50:28 PM EDT
[#15]
Dollar Shave Club Video 2

"Lets talk about #2"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOae1V1-Xg

Please Embed
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 8:18:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 8:26:47 PM EDT
[#17]
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Dollar Shave Club Video 2

"Lets talk about #2"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOae1V1-Xg

Please Embed


Link Posted: 6/4/2013 8:28:52 PM EDT
[#18]
dupe.
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 8:47:02 PM EDT
[#19]




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Jason has hit the interwebs! I have to call him and fuck with him mercilessly, now!







You know a llama, and he's named Jason?!?!?!?







Link Posted: 6/4/2013 8:53:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 8:56:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 9:00:18 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
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Sad to see a man commit suicide like that.  It's never the way out.  


ETA: Looks like he was a ventriloquist.  Who are we kidding; it probably *was* his only option.


My parents had one of these growing up.  Puts stepping on legos to shame.  It had legs that extened past the base and they kept it right next to a walkway through the living room.

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mKvhGhKWoQOI7Y5Nv9e4hkA.jpg

And these fuckers put legos to shame.

http://www.threefeatherspewter.com/images/Toys%20and%20Games/Jacks.jpg


Yes, and yes.

"Caltrops for kids! Now with super-bouncy distraction orb!"
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 11:12:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 11:14:24 PM EDT
[#24]


The caption on that one in the gallery was the best part.

"If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos is she 1% nacho?"
Link Posted: 6/4/2013 11:21:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/4/2013 11:25:09 PM EDT
[#26]








Fuck allladat bullshit.

 


























 
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:20:21 AM EDT
[#27]
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I must be a brute.  A claw hammer was all that came to mind.


Me too.



I thought about driving it in flush, you know, so it won't snag her sweaters anymore.

Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:41:09 AM EDT
[#28]


Flowers on the mirror, female driver?
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:41:51 AM EDT
[#29]




I don't see any blood on the seat, but I'm sure it didn't feel very good to almost get your butt skewered...
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:55:19 AM EDT
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And these fuckers put legos to shame.

http://www.threefeatherspewter.com/images/Toys%20and%20Games/Jacks.jpg[/div]

I can attest to that one.  A woman I was roommates with left one on the floor and I found it with a bare foot on my way to the head in the middle of the night.  That was forty years ago and it still gives me goose bumps whenever I see one.  
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 1:35:03 AM EDT
[#31]
Seems the guys at RC have been on Arfcom

Link Posted: 6/5/2013 1:49:25 AM EDT
[#32]



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Literally every woman I have ever met:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg





Best...video...ever.




I suffered PTSD the first time I saw it a few days ago.


Oddly enough, my wife was not amused. I think that it hit a little too close to home.


Who else thought Dremel tool, cutoff wheel, and "hold still honey"?

 




I must be a brute.  A claw hammer was all that came to mind.
I was thinking a slide hammer.





 
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 1:50:20 AM EDT
[#33]





I'll bet he needed to change his shorts after that.



 
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 1:53:56 AM EDT
[#34]
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I'll bet he needed to change his shorts after that.
 


I'm sure, there's a piece of them left in the back of the seat
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 3:44:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2013 8:14:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2013 9:04:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2013 9:56:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2013 10:47:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2013 11:02:42 AM EDT
[#40]
Behold and I will dance you the dance of my people!





http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82597405/






Link Posted: 6/5/2013 11:08:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/5/2013 11:23:10 AM EDT
[#42]
Gotta be New Jersey.



Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:08:27 PM EDT
[#43]


Thought you couldn't pump your own gas in NJ...
Old and senile, or trying to de-ice?
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:27:01 PM EDT
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Hhahahaha the dogs always get me.






Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:28:41 PM EDT
[#45]


A young Pacino starring in a Weapon X movie?  Shut up and take my money.
Link Posted: 6/5/2013 12:31:30 PM EDT
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