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Almost any one of those panels would be a fantastic arfcom avatar picture. |
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I laughed, then I saw the boobs. Any decent woman would atleast give him a show when she has a set of knockers like that! He's the one laughing all the way into a good motor boating session. |
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She's just in it to get to the front of the lines at Disney. |
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I was sent this today, very accurate I must say.
The 25 Hardest Things About Living In New Zealand A few examples : I like the FacePalm... |
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Aint no fuckin' going on with that Tarus LX |
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I didn't see any subtitles. |
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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local
golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one ofthe friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house fromhere." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom... Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that"s my neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!! He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth." "Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a fewminutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a Grand here....." |
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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one ofthe friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house fromhere." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom... Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that"s my neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!! He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth." "Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a fewminutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a Grand here....." Oldie but a goodie. |
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The look on the black guy's face is perfect. It's as if the picture was taken just as he realized what was happening. |
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I did that to someone on accident once. I was eating wasabi peas and the guy asked me for a couple. I didn't realize that he assumed they were candy. The look on his face was awesome. |
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Can't breath...........oh god........don't know why....that cracked me up..... |
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