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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 6:20:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 6:35:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 7:22:39 PM EDT
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So... most realistic game ever then?



 
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 8:03:01 PM EDT
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Almost any one of those panels would be a fantastic arfcom avatar picture.
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 8:32:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 9:04:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 9:14:26 PM EDT
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Not bad young Hawking not bad .



 
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 9:16:10 PM EDT
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Not bad young Hawking not bad .
 


I laughed, then I saw the boobs.  Any decent woman would atleast give him a show when she has a set of knockers like that!  He's the one laughing all the way into a good motor boating session.
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 9:32:39 PM EDT
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It's the chair, chicks dig the chair.





 
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 9:51:27 PM EDT
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OK, we'll take it easy on the Skandies for a while:





Link Posted: 5/16/2013 9:52:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 9:56:43 PM EDT
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Quoted:





It's the chair, chicks dig the chair.



 


She's just in it to get to the front of the lines at Disney.

 
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 10:03:52 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s288.photobucket.com/user/zug556/media/ADMIN1_zpsaa2e7f5a.png.html" target="_blank">http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll193/zug556/ADMIN1_zpsaa2e7f5a.png</a>


Link Posted: 5/16/2013 10:18:04 PM EDT
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I was sent this today, very accurate I must say.

The 25 Hardest Things About Living In New Zealand

A few examples :
I like the FacePalm...





Link Posted: 5/16/2013 10:25:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 10:27:08 PM EDT
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Holy shit.
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 10:43:11 PM EDT
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And that is why we have limiters on golf carts now.

 
Link Posted: 5/16/2013 11:36:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2013 11:38:17 PM EDT
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Not locked for a bikini-or-less vio?



Cool:



Link Posted: 5/17/2013 1:07:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 11:10:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 11:56:12 AM EDT
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Took me a sec...
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 11:56:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 12:12:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 12:16:39 PM EDT
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Aint no fuckin' going on with that Tarus LX
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 12:40:44 PM EDT
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Took me a sec...


It's subtle.
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 12:46:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 12:51:28 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:


Took me a sec...


It's subtle.



I didn't see any subtitles.

Link Posted: 5/17/2013 1:19:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 1:55:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 2:34:52 PM EDT
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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local
golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if
I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the
game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one ofthe friends asked the newcomer, "What do you
do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
"Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a
look? I think I might be able to see my house fromhere." So he picked up the
rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic.
I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom... Ha
Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that"s my neighbor in there with
her......He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the
trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach
him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a
fewminutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a Grand
here....."
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 2:42:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 2:50:39 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local
golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if
I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the
game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one ofthe friends asked the newcomer, "What do you
do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.
"Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a
look? I think I might be able to see my house fromhere." So he picked up the
rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic.
I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom... Ha
Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that"s my neighbor in there with
her......He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the
trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach
him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a
fewminutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a Grand
here....."


Oldie but a goodie.

Link Posted: 5/17/2013 3:04:08 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a Grand
here....."




yeah...that
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 6:11:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 6:30:22 PM EDT
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The look on the black guy's face is perfect.  It's as if the picture was taken just as he realized what was happening.
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 6:39:12 PM EDT
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I did that to someone on accident once.



I was eating wasabi peas and the guy asked me for a couple. I didn't realize that he assumed they were candy.



The look on his face was awesome.
 
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 6:49:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 10:46:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2013 11:40:03 PM EDT
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Can't breath...........oh god........don't know why....that cracked me up.....
Link Posted: 5/17/2013 11:51:26 PM EDT
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Love the jazz hands at the end.

 
Link Posted: 5/18/2013 12:58:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 9:10:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2013 9:45:23 AM EDT
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Any of our fellow ARCOMers pulling that wagon?

 
Link Posted: 5/18/2013 9:47:44 AM EDT
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