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Link Posted: 4/2/2013 3:15:52 PM EDT
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At least he can't say he won't be popular there.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 3:21:25 PM EDT
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where's the trigger pin?


Prolly at the end of the driveway.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 3:21:25 PM EDT
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We're planning on putting our girls in martial arts classes.  I tell you what, whoever the 4-year old goes up against better not bounce around and tease like that 'cause they'll get a whoopin'.  She fights dirty.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 3:28:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2013 3:57:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2013 4:03:28 PM EDT
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Is that thing an airsoft gun?  Look at the pin holes and the takedown pin...


On second examination, that paint job looks like sandpaper, and not actual use, wore the krylon off.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 4:47:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:34:48 PM EDT
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Til you accidentally leave a round from the range in your backpack


I got jacked up at the airport in Florida over that. Took them three runs back through the x-ray machine and hand searching but they finally found a loose .22 round in a bug out bag I was using for vacation. You would think I was Osama himself and it took every string we could pull to get me taken off Continentals "lifetime travel ban" list.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 6:38:44 PM EDT
[#10]





The Vet Student line always worked for me in college. But that was before kitten pictures on phones.



 
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 6:46:22 PM EDT
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The Vet Student line always worked for me in college. But that was before kitten pictures on phones.
 


Looks like you were telling the truth, according to your avatar.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 6:55:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2013 10:40:09 PM EDT
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"He favores his mam."



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Link Posted: 4/2/2013 11:32:05 PM EDT
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Star Wars nerds don't need a "why".



Pic thread:







Link Posted: 4/2/2013 11:43:27 PM EDT
[#22]
But will he be able to achieve takeoff?



Link Posted: 4/3/2013 12:26:01 AM EDT
[#23]
Meanwhile, in Canada:



Link Posted: 4/3/2013 1:51:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:36:52 AM EDT
[#25]


What an idiot
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 3:25:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 3:32:11 AM EDT
[#27]
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Looks like the dad in "So I Married an Axe Murderer"  


oh my freaking god....


Link Posted: 4/3/2013 3:40:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 7:16:24 AM EDT
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Quoted:







Looks like the dad in "So I Married an Axe Murderer"  


I watched the game last night and figured this guy was yelling something about "This is hockey land you hoser"



 
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 7:46:50 AM EDT
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So, I kept watching the boob grab, then I saw the dudes jerking each other off....
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 9:47:10 AM EDT
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Quoted:


So, I kept watching the boob grab, then I saw the dudes jerking each other off....




i thought the joke was the guys gay little expression!

oh canada!
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 9:57:18 AM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:



Quoted:






The Vet Student line always worked for me in college. But that was before kitten pictures on phones.

 




Looks like you were telling the truth, according to your avatar.


I was, that is why it worked



 
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 10:25:32 AM EDT
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Quoted:



So, I kept watching the boob grab, then I saw the dudes jerking each other off....


Watched that and the fat girls belly bounce at least 7 or 8 times before noticing the gay dude.





 
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 10:51:51 AM EDT
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Walked in on my 3 year old daughter with a plastic safety scissors cutting her hair because "she wanted to look like Mommy."  It was her first hair cut.

I had never approached my wife with news that was more scary or funny.
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 11:16:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 11:23:47 AM EDT
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This'll hit home with some of you.




Link Posted: 4/3/2013 12:17:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 1:03:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 1:20:28 PM EDT
[#43]
For the art lovers.




Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:31:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:34:58 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
For the art lovers.

http://youtu.be/mJFWcZ3GgwI


"My work has been commended as being strongly vaginal..."

Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:43:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:50:01 PM EDT
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Building codes? We don't need no stinkin' building codes?

(or straight lines)
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:50:20 PM EDT
[#49]


How often do you travel to the former Soviet Union?
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:50:20 PM EDT
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Prime candidate for a "NAILED IT" caption.
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