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Posted: 3/27/2013 4:41:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg

The fuck?

Posted: 3/27/2013 4:57:42 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 3/27/2013 4:59:17 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m608/archtaan/Arf/H2VdTSN.jpg

Posted: 3/27/2013 5:08:13 PM EDT

[#4]

watch?v=wMatBy_JS_4

Posted: 3/27/2013 5:09:31 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m608/archtaan/Arf/H2VdTSN.jpg

Oh man that is so wrong!

I've got to send that to my dad.

Posted: 3/27/2013 6:32:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

The Back Flip Felt Around The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMatBy_JS_4

Posted: 3/27/2013 6:34:28 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 3/27/2013 7:00:05 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

http://undergradhist.tumblr.com/

Badly Photoshopped illustrations of actual quotations from undergraduate essays in Western Civ survey courses.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3a9c12cbeb7bb828b2f504886303c1a/tumblr_mjoml5tvij1rkmkfjo1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde3s3VCPM1rkmkfjo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc9m4qlrO1rkmkfjo1_400.jpg

one of the other TAs in my department keeps a file of all the ones she gets from students. current winner:

"the jews first settled in palestine in the 1920s"

Posted: 3/27/2013 7:22:33 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:05:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://undergradhist.tumblr.com/

Badly Photoshopped illustrations of actual quotations from undergraduate essays in Western Civ survey courses.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3a9c12cbeb7bb828b2f504886303c1a/tumblr_mjoml5tvij1rkmkfjo1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde3s3VCPM1rkmkfjo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc9m4qlrO1rkmkfjo1_400.jpg

one of the other TAs in my department keeps a file of all the ones she gets from students. current winner:

"the jews first settled in palestine in the 1920s"

When I was learning to write, I submitted some work that contained the sentence: "I raped my Christmas presents." I have no idea how old I was at the time, but I still remember the teachers comment: "I sure hope not."

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:13:36 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://undergradhist.tumblr.com/

Badly Photoshopped illustrations of actual quotations from undergraduate essays in Western Civ survey courses.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3a9c12cbeb7bb828b2f504886303c1a/tumblr_mjoml5tvij1rkmkfjo1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde3s3VCPM1rkmkfjo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc9m4qlrO1rkmkfjo1_400.jpg

one of the other TAs in my department keeps a file of all the ones she gets from students. current winner:

"the jews first settled in palestine in the 1920s"

When I was learning to write, I submitted some work that contained the sentence: "I raped my Christmas presents." I have no idea how old I was at the time, but I still remember the teachers comment: "I sure hope not."

if you had done that today your teacher would be on the news with you

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:16:19 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

http://i.imgur.com/GBYzNpO.jpg

You get that same effect by looking at a picture of Dianne Feinstein.

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:18:47 PM EDT

[#13]

Needs grumpy cat photoshop.

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:19:55 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
When riding on top of a train always look forward

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0hMx3G1IN8

I love how they just stare at him on the ground....no one makes move to help

They're afraid to mess with Darwin-karma.

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:24:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
When riding on top of a train always look forward

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0hMx3G1IN8

I love how they just stare at him on the ground....no one makes move to help

I'll bet it happens often enough that they're just waiting for the guy who picks 'em up to make soap.

we just watched someone die

It's horrible I know, but I can't help laughing at the people just staring at him, and the train tooting its horn.

It looks like a common occurence there, plus the dude did kinda deserve a Darwin Award.

It is India. Life is cheap there.

As Westerners, we have a difficult time understanding their attitude towards death.

India wins again.

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:27:33 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

http://undergradhist.tumblr.com/

Badly Photoshopped illustrations of actual quotations from undergraduate essays in Western Civ survey courses.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3a9c12cbeb7bb828b2f504886303c1a/tumblr_mjoml5tvij1rkmkfjo1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde3s3VCPM1rkmkfjo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc9m4qlrO1rkmkfjo1_400.jpg

one of the other TAs in my department keeps a file of all the ones she gets from students. current winner:

"the jews first settled in palestine in the 1920s"

In fairness, I believe that is the UN's official position.

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:28:47 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Taser Sword

But what happens when Taser Sword meets Taser Jacket???

Posted: 3/27/2013 8:31:28 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://undergradhist.tumblr.com/

Badly Photoshopped illustrations of actual quotations from undergraduate essays in Western Civ survey courses.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3a9c12cbeb7bb828b2f504886303c1a/tumblr_mjoml5tvij1rkmkfjo1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde3s3VCPM1rkmkfjo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc9m4qlrO1rkmkfjo1_400.jpg

one of the other TAs in my department keeps a file of all the ones she gets from students. current winner:

"the jews first settled in palestine in the 1920s"

In my department one of my friends got an essay about the 1992 Clinton presidential election, but replaced every L with an R in election.

Five pages on the Clinton presidential erection made for some good laughs. We had it posted in our office for a while.

Posted: 3/27/2013 11:27:21 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 3/28/2013 1:47:42 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Needs grumpy cat photoshop.

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/JaAy5BV.jpg

On your dish, usin' da waves to warm my hairballs...

Posted: 3/28/2013 4:14:35 AM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 3/28/2013 4:25:05 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/bGe7RJ3.jpg

OPTICAL ILLUSION! or else we need to burn that AO with fire.

Posted: 3/28/2013 4:37:13 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/bGe7RJ3.jpg

Challenge accepted.

Posted: 3/28/2013 6:59:12 AM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 3/28/2013 7:53:09 AM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 3/28/2013 8:26:15 AM EDT

[#26]

Boston lost to Montreal yesterday

Posted: 3/28/2013 8:48:17 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Taser Sword

But what happens when Taser Sword meets Taser Jacket???

Money quote:

it is a battery-powered jolt-producer designed to keep women feeling safe from attackers.

Not to ACTUALLY keep them safe from attackers. Truth in advertising I suspect.

Posted: 3/28/2013 9:21:22 AM EDT

[#28]

Fits one of my 4 dachshunds perfectly...

Posted: 3/28/2013 10:37:37 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

The Back Flip Felt Around The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMatBy_JS_4

http://youtu.be/wMatBy_JS_4

I love how they just keep taping and not a single one goes to help him.

Posted: 3/28/2013 10:42:09 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

The Back Flip Felt Around The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMatBy_JS_4

http://youtu.be/wMatBy_JS_4

I love how they just keep taping and not a single one goes to help him.

What are they supposed to do, hold ice on his balls for him?

Posted: 3/28/2013 11:05:20 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

The Back Flip Felt Around The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMatBy_JS_4

http://youtu.be/wMatBy_JS_4

I love how they just keep taping and not a single one goes to help him.

What are they supposed to do, hold ice on his balls for him?

You wouldn't do that for a friend? Homophobe!

I was more referring to looking at him without a camera in his face and saying "You need a hand?"

Posted: 3/28/2013 11:07:55 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

The Back Flip Felt Around The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMatBy_JS_4

http://youtu.be/wMatBy_JS_4

I love how they just keep taping and not a single one goes to help him.

What are they supposed to do, hold ice on his balls for him?

I would have been laughing too hard to be of any help as well.

TRG

Posted: 3/28/2013 11:08:39 AM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 3/28/2013 12:02:54 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

The Back Flip Felt Around The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMatBy_JS_4

http://youtu.be/wMatBy_JS_4

I love how they just keep taping and not a single one goes to help him.

What are they supposed to do, hold ice on his balls for him?

You wouldn't do that for a friend? Homophobe!

I was more referring to looking at him without a camera in his face and saying "You need a hand?"

To do what? Hold his balls? What can you really do for a guy who just knocked his nuts up into his throat?

All you can do is point, laugh and wait til he's out of the fetal position and mobile again...