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Link Posted: 2/20/2013 3:03:06 PM EDT
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I have known met people who were tenured professors of ice cream, and I personally know a tenure professor of turf (at major universities).

Supposedly there's a professorship of wine at Cornell.  That would be awesome.  "Hey everyone, I'm off to France to do some research for a few months"  


I knew a guy who majored in Turf Grass Management.

One semester he never went out drinking on Friday because he had to be up at 0500 Saturday to go golfing. For class.
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I have known met people who were tenured professors of ice cream, and I personally know a tenure professor of turf (at major universities).

Supposedly there's a professorship of wine at Cornell.  That would be awesome.  "Hey everyone, I'm off to France to do some research for a few months"  


Spending days on end slurping wine, swishing it, and spitting it out?

That's like asking an average male to teach gynecology.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 3:35:57 PM EDT
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I have known met people who were tenured professors of ice cream, and I personally know a tenure professor of turf (at major universities).

Supposedly there's a professorship of wine at Cornell.  That would be awesome.  "Hey everyone, I'm off to France to do some research for a few months"  


I want to study Medieval landscapers.

Serfs and Turfs 101 would be my main class.

TRG
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 3:45:21 PM EDT
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She can play with my wii
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I'm just throwing in the greatest thread on arfcom ever.

http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1086877&page=1


wtf?


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I was really looking at that trying to figure out just what happened. Then I scrolled down.


It's almost as bad as the pic of the lamprey mouths shopped onto the guy's fingers. That one gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
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Lost so hard.  The last 1/2 second of the dude's face is perfect.


"Wonder what she's doing tonight....?"
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I peed my pants a little just watching this...
http://i.imgur.com/9c15Slk.gif


Eeeep!


The video is much, much worse. There's audio of the driver (a woman) screaming and crying for about 15-20 seconds.


Only 20 seconds?  I'd be gibbering like a little girl for an hour at least.

Or be catatonic.


Considering how severe that accident was... it was likely the last thing she experienced.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 4:32:00 PM EDT
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You haven't seen "OWNED BY AN ANIMAL" till you've seen the video of the guy in the burro's paddock.
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he took that well


You don;t honestly believe cars sink that fast do you?


yes.....yes they can.


Maybe if the floorboards were made of chickenwire and it was packed with 1,000 lbs of bricks, then yeah, OK.  The video is faker than hell, if you didn't realize that then I'm sorry.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 4:45:56 PM EDT
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DEFENSE ATTORNEYS ONLY!

PROSECUTORS WILL
BE VIOLATED!
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he took that well


You don;t honestly believe cars sink that fast do you?


yes.....yes they can.


Maybe if the floorboards were made of chickenwire and it was packed with 1,000 lbs of bricks, then yeah, OK.  The video is faker than hell, if you didn't realize that then I'm sorry.


That may or may not be....but I know for a fact they can sink that fast.
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Maybe if the floorboards were made of chickenwire



Ever see a 'Guam Bomb'?



In mine you could watch the road through the floor while you drove.



 
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 6:57:04 PM EDT
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Holy cow, that is an old music video, almost pre-internet, LOL
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Maybe if the floorboards were made of chickenwire

Ever see a 'Guam Bomb'?

In mine you could watch the road through the floor while you drove.
 


I had one of those.
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 7:11:36 PM EDT
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Holy cow, that is an old music video, almost pre-internet, LOL


its a good video
Link Posted: 2/20/2013 8:10:06 PM EDT
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<a href="http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/horseshaveneedstoo.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1074/horseshaveneedstoo.jpg</a>



I LOL'ed.

That's just wrong
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someone was talking to me about how cops take to long to get to you when you have seconds to shoot a armed criminal so i made this. It may not be 100% accurate








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Ok I loled

<---------- owns an Sti
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Didn't sink that fast.
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I'm thinking that did not go the way he planned.



And this is why the North won the Civil war..................
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Like I give a fuck.



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would sheets of lead work better?
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would sheets of lead work better?


Tape the envelope to a brick
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O geebus!

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Like I give a fuck.

http://i.minus.com/izTZTZzMsaThB.gif



Russia, you so crazy!
Link Posted: 2/21/2013 3:34:04 PM EDT
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would sheets of lead work better?




Where can you get sheets of lead??





ETA: Found some!!!



Pic thread:



Link Posted: 2/21/2013 7:08:02 PM EDT
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I have known met people who were tenured professors of ice cream, and I personally know a tenure professor of turf (at major universities).

Supposedly there's a professorship of wine at Cornell.  That would be awesome.  "Hey everyone, I'm off to France to do some research for a few months"  


My Dad taught Turf Management, although he was a professor in the Plant and Soils department.

I also took wines at Cornell, and the professor was very good at his job, which was definitely a sweet gig.  He had visited essentially every major wine region in the world.  It was actually one of the more useful classes I took...
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