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Posted: 2/16/2013 5:03:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/16/2013 6:35:12 PM EDT

[#2]

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https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/576388_584574184891106_936539812_n.jpg]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/576388_584574184891106_936539812_n.jpg]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/576388_584574184891106_936539812_n.jpg

Considering this month is the anniversary of when the Columbia was destroyed on reentry, your timing really sucks, like the rest of your post.

I still laughed but..........

Posted: 2/16/2013 6:40:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

ETA: Cut and paste this header into your url bar before the "www" of a website for a faster result. http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://

Posted: 2/16/2013 6:45:07 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

No mo' scratchin you AR-15 lower receiver tryin ta tap up em hard ta remove pins. This newly designed extended take-down pin has a 3/8" head so you can easily grab it wit yo' fingers.

Posted: 2/16/2013 7:08:15 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 2/16/2013 7:11:53 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

ETA: Cut and paste this header into your url bar before the "www" of a website for a faster result. http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://

I gizoogled "guns" and this was the first one that came up

Glocks fo' Sale - Online Glock Auction - Loot Glocks at GunBroker.com
www.glockbroker.com/ - Cached - Similar
Find guns fo' sale at GunBroker.com, tha ghetto's phattest online glock auction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. At GunBroker.com, you can push n' cop guns like fuckin shotguns, pistols, riflez from ...
‎Riflez fo' Sale - ‎Pistols fo' Sale - ‎Shotguns fo' Sale - ‎Advizzled Search

Posted: 2/16/2013 7:35:38 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 2/16/2013 7:40:05 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 2/16/2013 7:40:27 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

ETA: Cut and paste this header into your url bar before the "www" of a website for a faster result. http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://

enter in a thread address from here and see how it translates the posts and signatures...

for example...

"Da top billin danger ta American freedom be a posse dat ignores tha Constipation."
Thomas Jefferson
Thanks fo' tha membershizzle jixxerbeast

This link allows you to enter text and get it back
http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php

"There is two kindz of gangstas: sheep n' sharks. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sharks is winners n' they don't look back 'cause they aint gots necks. Necks is fo' sheep."

and

No playa knows tha hour of his wild lil' fuckin ending, nor can he chizzle tha place and tha manner of his stupid-ass going. To each it is given ta die proudly, ta die well, n' dis is, indeed, tha final measure of tha man.

Might need to run the State of The Union speech through it...

Posted: 2/16/2013 8:13:03 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

ETA: Cut and paste this header into your url bar before the "www" of a website for a faster result. http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://

enter in a thread address from here and see how it translates the posts and signatures...

for example...

"Da top billin danger ta American freedom be a posse dat ignores tha Constipation."
Thomas Jefferson
Thanks fo' tha membershizzle jixxerbeast

This link allows you to enter text and get it back
http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php

"There is two kindz of gangstas: sheep n' sharks. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sharks is winners n' they don't look back 'cause they aint gots necks. Necks is fo' sheep."

and

No playa knows tha hour of his wild lil' fuckin ending, nor can he chizzle tha place and tha manner of his stupid-ass going. To each it is given ta die proudly, ta die well, n' dis is, indeed, tha final measure of tha man.

Might need to run the State of The Union speech through it...

Your sig line:

I have sworn upon tha alter of Dogg, eternal hostilitizzle against every last muthafuckin form of tyranny over tha mind of man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Posted: 2/16/2013 8:25:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

ETA: Cut and paste this header into your url bar before the "www" of a website for a faster result. http://gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://

enter in a thread address from here and see how it translates the posts and signatures...

for example...

"Da top billin danger ta American freedom be a posse dat ignores tha Constipation."
Thomas Jefferson
Thanks fo' tha membershizzle jixxerbeast

This link allows you to enter text and get it back
http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php

"There is two kindz of gangstas: sheep n' sharks. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sharks is winners n' they don't look back 'cause they aint gots necks. Necks is fo' sheep."

and

No playa knows tha hour of his wild lil' fuckin ending, nor can he chizzle tha place and tha manner of his stupid-ass going. To each it is given ta die proudly, ta die well, n' dis is, indeed, tha final measure of tha man.

Might need to run the State of The Union speech through it...

Your sig line:

I have sworn upon tha alter of Dogg, eternal hostilitizzle against every last muthafuckin form of tyranny over tha mind of man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:19:00 PM EDT

[#12]

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My apologies, I didn't realize this was DU, and we had to be politically correct with everything, I think some of them are a hell of a lot funnier than the ones in your post, just saying.

It's got nothing to do with political correctness. It's got something to do with the Code of Conduct, which is not suspended in threads like this.

Some of your pictures were right on the line of CoC#1 - specifically, derogatory comments about a religion.

You also cannot post hilarious pictures that involve nudity, or feces, or that advocate criminal acts, etc.

Or horse cock.

Don't make us add a "tmleadr03 horse cock" line to the CoC.

In before the great 'Horsecockpocalypse of 2013"

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:29:52 PM EDT

[#13]

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In before the great 'Horsecockapocalypse of 2013"

I believe its spelled that way.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:35:59 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

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In before the great 'Horsecockapocalypse of 2013"

I believe its spelled that way.

An expert in the areas of horsecock, are you?

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:40:17 PM EDT

[#15]

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In before the great 'Horsecockapocalypse of 2013"

I believe its spelled that way.

An expert in the areas of horsecock, are you?

I believe the correct term for a horsecock professional is horsecockologist.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:51:01 PM EDT

[#16]

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Seen in Mayberry, NC, W00T!!

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/ResizedImage_1360589104911_zps1dfc23da.jpg

Seen on my kitchen counter last week. The bride wanted me to "get OJ."

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/ResizedImage_1360559323890_zps88f25969.jpg

Who does the blond chick remind you of? I snapped the pic off a propaganda poster in an elevator at my place of work....

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/2013-01-15_06-37-19_119_zpsab5b0d5c.jpg

This chick?

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:53:38 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:54:35 PM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:54:49 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

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Seen in Mayberry, NC, W00T!!

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/ResizedImage_1360589104911_zps1dfc23da.jpg

Seen on my kitchen counter last week. The bride wanted me to "get OJ."

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/ResizedImage_1360559323890_zps88f25969.jpg

Who does the blond chick remind you of? I snapped the pic off a propaganda poster in an elevator at my place of work....

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/2013-01-15_06-37-19_119_zpsab5b0d5c.jpg

This chick?

She reminded me of the chick on 40yo Virgin, Jane Lynch.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:56:22 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:57:09 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

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In before the great 'Horsecockapocalypse of 2013"

I believe its spelled that way.

Just as long as it ends in 'lypse'.

I'm willing to speculate that when it ends in 'lips', you know you're in for a bad night.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:03:18 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:05:31 PM EDT

[#23]

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:12:09 PM EDT

[#24]

My sister's ex said "The only thing more expensive than a good lawyer is a bad one."

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:14:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 2/17/2013 1:59:23 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

No mo' scratchin you AR-15 lower receiver tryin ta tap up em hard ta remove pins. This newly designed extended take-down pin has a 3/8" head so you can easily grab it wit yo' fingers.

OMFG

Packin In Pink
A Canuck company, Packin In Pink (PIP) was dropped by dem hoes on tha philosophy dat "just cuz I blast like a playa don’t mean I have ta look like one." They bust they boner fo' tha shiznit n' determination ta have mo' dem hoes involved ta design they thang line.

Posted: 2/17/2013 2:27:48 AM EDT

[#27]

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Been there, Done that.

Is that Chris Dorner?

Posted: 2/17/2013 2:29:57 AM EDT

[#28]

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Dethroned by King Richard.

Posted: 2/17/2013 2:36:53 AM EDT

[#29]

ND!

Posted: 2/17/2013 3:18:25 AM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 2/17/2013 4:18:23 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 2/17/2013 4:20:00 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/JmEG8nx.gif

Russia?

Posted: 2/17/2013 4:31:47 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

http://i.imgur.com/JmEG8nx.gif

A fireplug under there would really suck.

Posted: 2/17/2013 7:34:39 AM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 2/17/2013 9:13:32 AM EDT

[#35]

I broke my tailbone in an unfortunate diving accident.

Posted: 2/17/2013 9:51:09 AM EDT

[#36]

Zombies not welcome in Canada

Posted: 2/17/2013 10:22:58 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

No mo' scratchin you AR-15 lower receiver tryin ta tap up em hard ta remove pins. This newly designed extended take-down pin has a 3/8" head so you can easily grab it wit yo' fingers.

OMFG

Packin In Pink

A Canuck company, Packin In Pink (PIP) was dropped by dem hoes on tha philosophy dat "just cuz I blast like a playa don’t mean I have ta look like one." They bust they boner fo' tha shiznit n' determination ta have mo' dem hoes involved ta design they thang line.

oh Jeebus!

"

Da Dead Center of Precision.

Yo muthafucka, n' welcome ta tha Dead Center of Precision.

I be Mark LaRue n' all of our asses here at LT want yo'
bidnizz. Be advised, you aint gots ta "log-on" ta look around our joint,
so just have at dat shit. E-mail our asses wit any thangs you may have
n' we'll answer em as quick as our crazy asses can.

Our thugged-out asses make all dis shiznit muthafuckin right here up in
our own thang CNC machine shop. I dropped dis shop up in 1980 ... our
crazy asses know machinin n' folks tell our asses it shows. Our phat
point is our guarantee - "If you ain't aiiight, then our crazy asses
ain't aiiight". This "Lifetime" guarantee means as long as I be kickin
it you can return any defectizzle LaRue Tactical manufactured part fo' a
gangbangin' full refund and exchange. :-) Click here fo' full policy.

Thatz bout it, enjoy.

<cite>-Mark LaRue "</cite>

Posted: 2/17/2013 1:02:11 PM EDT

[#38]

Hahaha, Gizoogle FoxNews lol.

Posted: 2/17/2013 1:28:09 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny timewaster. Gangsterize your searches.

Gizoogle - Tranzizzler

No mo' scratchin you AR-15 lower receiver tryin ta tap up em hard ta remove pins. This newly designed extended take-down pin has a 3/8" head so you can easily grab it wit yo' fingers.

OMFG

Packin In Pink
A Canuck company, Packin In Pink (PIP) was dropped by dem hoes on tha philosophy dat "just cuz I blast like a playa don’t mean I have ta look like one." They bust they boner fo' tha shiznit n' determination ta have mo' dem hoes involved ta design they thang line.

oh Jeebus!

"

Da Dead Center of Precision.

Yo muthafucka, n' welcome ta tha Dead Center of Precision.

I be Mark LaRue n' all of our asses here at LT want yo' bidnizz. Be advised, you aint gots ta "log-on" ta look around our joint, so just have at dat shit. E-mail our asses wit any thangs you may have n' we'll answer em as quick as our crazy asses can.

Our thugged-out asses make all dis shiznit muthafuckin right here up in our own thang CNC machine shop. I dropped dis shop up in 1980 ... our crazy asses know machinin n' folks tell our asses it shows. Our phat point is our guarantee - "If you ain't aiiight, then our crazy asses ain't aiiight". This "Lifetime" guarantee means as long as I be kickin it you can return any defectizzle LaRue Tactical manufactured part fo' a gangbangin' full refund and exchange. :-) Click here fo' full policy.

Thatz bout it, enjoy.

<cite>-Mark LaRue "</cite>

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