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Link Posted: 2/13/2013 11:38:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 6:00:28 AM EDT
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Funniest thing I've seen in a while. This is what the innernetz was made for.

SOmebody please embed, it's totally worth it.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 6:18:37 AM EDT
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Funniest thing I've seen in a while. This is what the innernetz was made for.



SOmebody please embed, it's totally worth it.






 
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 7:50:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 7:57:37 AM EDT
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I used to go trash picking with a guy from work when we were on 2nd shift. George was a kinda out there guy but all around likable for someone who is mentally unstable. Were riding around grabbing scrap and looking for goodies in his pickup when he finds a mower sitting out by the road.
George slams on the breaks, gets out and throws it in the back cursing and yelling the whole time. Im like WTF when he gets back in and he says "that fucker is hot!"
Right about then I here someone yelling "HEY Thats my mower!", and George hits the gas only to have his grand get away hampered by a line of cars waiting for a light about 5 houses down. Im trying to figure out what to do as the homeowner is jogging up behind us when the traffic starts to move.





The guy is pissed and yelling shit and Im trying to get George to stop, but all he does is turn the corner and pull over. So the guy gets to the corner, still yelling and half out of breath and George is just sitting there.





Then as the guy walks up George starts to pull away slowly and continues along curbside all the way down the block. The guy has pulled a section of pipe out of a trash can by now and is swinging it and hitting cans and shit and IM like FUCK!! Stuck between someone who is pissed and a lunatic that is going to get me killed over a $50 POS mower.
At this point Im freaking out and telling him to fucking go, get out of here the guy has a pipe, George is just grinning with both his teeth hanging out in the breeze going 5mph or so.





Then he stops at the corner just after making a right turn.





Just when Im about to hit the door handle and run I realize the pissed off homeowner is too close for comfort, then the Crazy fuck guns it and takes off like a bat out of hell.
Long story short, George drives back around the block and dumps the mower on the sidewalk back in front of the guys house and we boogie down a side street before the homeowner is able to walk back.





I have no idea what that guy thought of all this but Ill tell you what.





I no longer trash pick mowers.
 
 
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:01:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:01:50 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Funniest thing I've seen in a while. This is what the innernetz was made for.

SOmebody please embed, it's totally worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCmm4Qdrmxc
 


Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:35:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:37:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:42:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:50:02 AM EDT
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at your username.  Never saw that before.  



 
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:50:21 AM EDT
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Supposed to be "art" but I couldn't stop laughing, left cold on purpose

slightly nsfw http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/virals/4793032/Percussionist-uses-four-naked-female-bottoms-as-bongos.html
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 10:32:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:23:16 AM EDT
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Supposed to be "art" but I couldn't stop laughing, left cold on purpose

slightly nsfw http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/virals/4793032/Percussionist-uses-four-naked-female-bottoms-as-bongos.html


Total FAIL.

..not once did he utilize his bass drum mallet. I am disappointed .

Link Posted: 2/14/2013 12:27:02 PM EDT
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Supposed to be "art" but I couldn't stop laughing, left cold on purpose

slightly nsfw http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/virals/4793032/Percussionist-uses-four-naked-female-bottoms-as-bongos.html


Total FAIL.

..not once did he utilize his bass drum mallet. I am disappointed .



Those are female based on what evidence? I want to see a reverse angle to verify.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 12:46:18 PM EDT
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Fuck, can't remember how to imbed, so click here instead
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 1:14:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 1:31:56 PM EDT
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Seen in Mayberry, NC, W00T!!



Seen on my kitchen counter last week.  The bride wanted me to "get OJ."



Who does the blond chick remind you of?  I snapped the pic off a propaganda poster in an elevator at my place of work....

Link Posted: 2/14/2013 1:41:10 PM EDT
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too soon?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 1:50:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 2:25:56 PM EDT
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Seen in Mayberry, NC, W00T!!

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/ResizedImage_1360589104911_zps1dfc23da.jpg

Seen on my kitchen counter last week.  The bride wanted me to "get OJ."

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/ResizedImage_1360559323890_zps88f25969.jpg

Who does the blond chick remind you of?  I snapped the pic off a propaganda poster in an elevator at my place of work....

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/2013-01-15_06-37-19_119_zpsab5b0d5c.jpg


Overly attached girlfriend?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 2:31:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 2:37:55 PM EDT
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This needs to be an 'IN' .gif  
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 3:28:27 PM EDT
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WTF is it w/ Indian's and trains?



 
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 3:45:41 PM EDT
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WTF is it w/ Indian's and trains any form of transportation?
 










More modern

Link Posted: 2/14/2013 3:48:04 PM EDT
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WTF is it w/ Indian's and trains any form of transportation?
 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ccoM34MQjc


Anything with a motor.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 4:15:54 PM EDT
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Who does the blond chick remind you of?  I snapped the pic off a propaganda poster in an elevator at my place of work....

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/2013-01-15_06-37-19_119_zpsab5b0d5c.jpg


Linda Hamilton?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 4:30:58 PM EDT
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Who does the blond chick remind you of?  I snapped the pic off a propaganda poster in an elevator at my place of work....

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/Mobile%20Uploads/2013-01-15_06-37-19_119_zpsab5b0d5c.jpg


Linda Hamilton?


Markie Post?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 4:40:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 5:08:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 5:11:27 PM EDT
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That sax belongs in the trash
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 5:35:33 PM EDT
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That sax belongs in the trash


Link Posted: 2/14/2013 5:37:45 PM EDT
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That's photoshopped...you can tell from the pixels.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 5:40:14 PM EDT
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Well now ain't that precious! Did you make that, GB?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 5:46:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:18:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:23:14 PM EDT
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Bongin' Metamucil
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:23:51 PM EDT
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That sax belongs in the trash


You did see that the sax is an old AK47 right?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:32:56 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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That sax belongs in the trash


You did see that the sax is an old AK47 right?


thatsthejoke.jpg
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 8:57:20 PM EDT
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<edited - CoC #1>
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:01:45 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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That sax belongs in the trash


You did see that the sax is an old AK47 right?


thatsthejoke.jpg


Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:02:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:08:20 PM EDT
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<edited - CoC #1>


Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:09:57 PM EDT
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New and improved casting couch.

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gXIX4PO.jpg



Man that is one Pimpalicious couch.....or from Willy Wonka's house
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