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Link Posted: 1/15/2013 5:05:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2013 5:10:51 PM EDT
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Thanks obama






 
Link Posted: 1/15/2013 5:36:55 PM EDT
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Since it was suggested I put it here:







Link Posted: 1/15/2013 6:09:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2013 6:52:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2013 6:57:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2013 7:10:32 PM EDT
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This one might just be better.




 
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:11:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 8:49:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 8:54:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 9:31:30 AM EDT
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Too bad the guys wifes name is Terrance
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 10:11:48 AM EDT
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My grandpa was a Polish soldier during WWII.



He said they ran out of guns, so they told him to just put up his fingers like a gun and say "bangity bang bang" at the German soldiers.



He was out in the field, saw a German soldier and did as he was told. "Bangity bang bang!" The German dropped!



Again and again he killed German soldiers- "Bangity bang bang! Bangity bang bang!"



He saw a SS Officer heading straight towards him from the distance. "Bangity bang bang!" Nothing. He waited til the soldier was closer. "Bangity bang bang!" Nothing happened!



Finally he was point blank with the Officer, and shouted "Bangity bang bang! Bangity bang bang!" The Officer pushed my grandpa over, stepped on him and said "Tankity tank tank."
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 10:58:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 10:59:44 AM EDT
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I doubt anyone could have gotten close enough to that car, to affix that sticker.
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 11:01:56 AM EDT
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I doubt anyone could have gotten close enough to that car, to affix that sticker.


Not without developing a whole bunch of nifty new 4.6mm holes.
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 11:02:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 11:06:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 11:20:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 11:42:02 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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I doubt anyone could have gotten close enough to that car, to affix that sticker.


Not without developing a whole bunch of nifty new 4.6mm holes.


Unless it was an inside job.
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 11:48:08 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
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I doubt anyone could have gotten close enough to that car, to affix that sticker.


Not without developing a whole bunch of nifty new 4.6mm holes.


Unless it was an inside job.


money on that

ETA: since the USSS would be the ones cleaning/removing that from the Pres Limo
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 12:19:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 12:24:29 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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I doubt anyone could have gotten close enough to that car, to affix that sticker.


Not without developing a whole bunch of nifty new 4.6mm holes.


Unless it was an inside job.


money on that

ETA: since the USSS would be the ones cleaning/removing that from the Pres Limo


It's a Photoshop, there are already threads on it.
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 12:35:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 12:42:09 PM EDT
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Three Tard Moon shirt is a dupe too, but still great
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 12:49:39 PM EDT
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Hope you don't mind, I borrowed your pic for this thread.
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:04:36 PM EDT
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A German tourist arrives at a French airport's visa check. Immigration officer asks him: -Occupation? The German: "No, no, just visiting!"

Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:05:42 PM EDT
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A German tourist arrives at a French airport's visa check. Immigration officer asks him: -Occupation? The German: "No, no, just visiting!"



**snort**
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:07:47 PM EDT
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Still laughing at that VTEC hamster.
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:18:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:33:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:34:51 PM EDT
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Quoted:
A German tourist arrives at a French airport's visa check. Immigration officer asks him: -Occupation? The German: "No, no, just visiting!"



Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:35:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:37:58 PM EDT
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If I ever see someone wearing that shirt at a gun show, I swear I'll buy them, well..I dunno something.....

Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:45:20 PM EDT
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I plan on using that in all the *why do bitches show off their tits and then get pissed when you look?* threads.
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 1:47:01 PM EDT
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Quoted:

If I ever see someone wearing that shirt at a gun show, I swear I'll buy them, well..I dunno something.....



w/all the panic buying, a cup of ice is all you'll most likely be able to afford them
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 3:40:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 4:48:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 5:12:03 PM EDT
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Quoted:


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyisuu1mo1qhkzpz.jpg

Not as funny as it is awesome here are 98 more


That page rocks!

 
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 6:59:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 7:00:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 8:19:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 8:53:26 PM EDT
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My buddy at Westpoint just sent me this
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 9:02:22 PM EDT
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That's been around for a good 6-8 years
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 9:05:23 PM EDT
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Staring?  As in ogling?  



I believe you meant "starring."  



Big difference, especially in this context.


I didn't make the fucking meme.





 
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 9:06:11 PM EDT
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That's been around for a good 6-8 years


I recall that the back story is the that the Army guy had been recalled for service, and was madly trying to get back in shape after being a civilian for 4-5 years. (or something like that).



 
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 9:08:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2013 9:16:52 PM EDT
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Quoted:

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That's been around for a good 6-8 years

I recall that the back story is the that the Army guy had been recalled for service, and was madly trying to get back in shape after being a civilian for 4-5 years. (or something like that).
 


Dang, that must've beeen a depressing and boring 4-5 years...
Link Posted: 1/16/2013 9:18:08 PM EDT
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That's been around for a good 6-8 years

I recall that the back story is the that the Army guy had been recalled for service, and was madly trying to get back in shape after being a civilian for 4-5 years. (or something like that).
 



I read here on ARFCOM that he was a decorated soldier wounded severely in Iraq and had gained weight due to the steroids and drugs while in rehab.


I could probably buy that, but it was probably someone's "Well what if... don't you feel bad about yourself now?" stories.
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