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Posted: 1/12/2013 2:07:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 3:19:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 3:52:41 PM EDT
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As chair of the safety committee at work, I had everyone on the committee watch that. We don't have any forklifts. |
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Posted: 1/12/2013 3:54:46 PM EDT
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As chair of the safety committee at work, I had everyone on the committee watch that. We don't have any forklifts. 
I still laugh so hard I cry every time they show from the perspective of the guy in the earmuffs. |
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Posted: 1/12/2013 4:35:53 PM EDT
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Oh my god... we have forklifts... this is getting shared at work on Monday.
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Posted: 1/12/2013 6:24:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: As chair of the safety committee at work, I had everyone on the committee watch that. We don't have any forklifts. I still laugh so hard I cry every time they show from the perspective of the guy in the earmuffs. I love that video, the Germans are great with safety videos. |
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Posted: 1/12/2013 8:52:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 8:53:16 PM EDT
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<newb> Screencaps. Always take screencaps. |
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Posted: 1/12/2013 8:55:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 10:14:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 10:16:15 PM EDT
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As chair of the safety committee at work, I had everyone on the committee watch that. We don't have any forklifts.
I still laugh so hard I cry every time they show from the perspective of the guy in the earmuffs. I love that video, the Germans are great with safety videos. At 3:00, they spoke the only word I understood throughout the entire presentation. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" |
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Posted: 1/12/2013 10:18:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 10:24:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 10:31:56 PM EDT
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This Product will be in stock on Thursday 25 February, 2021.
We won't have to wait much longer. |
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Posted: 1/12/2013 10:50:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 11:13:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/12/2013 11:13:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 1:55:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:10:39 AM EDT
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Vasectomy
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top, and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed, and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall, the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care." |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 2:01:09 PM EDT
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Vasectomy 
The jokes you post are awesome!
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Posted: 1/13/2013 3:36:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 5:05:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 6:10:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 6:37:07 PM EDT
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That series is directed by the same guy who directed Spice & Wolf I & II. I appreciate his affinity for economics, science, and breasts. |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 6:39:42 PM EDT
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That series is directed by the same guy who directed Spice & Wolf I & II. I appreciate his affinity for economics, science, and breasts. They were reincarnated as yuusha and mao 
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Posted: 1/13/2013 8:00:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 8:04:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 8:43:01 PM EDT
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Those sound like the motorcycles in Road Warrior. Must be an Aussie thing. |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 8:48:25 PM EDT
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Just spit water on my bunk, I don't know why, it dosnt seem that funny, but my wet mattress says it is. |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 8:56:51 PM EDT
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That series is directed by the same guy who directed Spice & Wolf I & II. I appreciate his affinity for economics, science, and breasts. What's the name of that series, and is it available on Netflix or Crunchyroll? |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 8:58:06 PM EDT
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That series is directed by the same guy who directed Spice & Wolf I & II. I appreciate his affinity for economics, science, and breasts. What's the name of that series, and is it available on Netflix or Crunchyroll? Maoyu |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 9:01:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 9:18:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 9:18:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 9:51:45 PM EDT
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Those sound like the motorcycles in Road Warrior. Must be an Aussie thing. It's just where the camera is mounted, all engine noise and body resonance, no exhaust noise. |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 9:56:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 9:58:25 PM EDT
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LMAO pedobear ftw
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Posted: 1/13/2013 9:59:01 PM EDT
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I laffed! Good one! |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 10:35:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2013 10:54:09 PM EDT
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You thief!!!!!
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:06:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/14/2013 1:20:18 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'd buy one at that price.http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2 Read the comments It seems like a sound investment. |
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Posted: 1/14/2013 11:35:53 AM EDT
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How to avoid Mormans.
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Posted: 1/14/2013 11:44:23 AM EDT
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http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2 Read the comments The user submitted images are better.
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Posted: 1/14/2013 11:55:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: The user submitted images are better. http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2 Read the comments  |
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Posted: 1/14/2013 1:05:27 PM EDT
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The user submitted images are better. http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2 Read the comments
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/parshooter/41Bq9uZcWZL_zpsb2f28412.jpg Lost, still losing, will be losing for the next hour or so.
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Posted: 1/14/2013 1:52:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The user submitted images are better. http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/dp/B0002CYTL2 Read the comments http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/parshooter/41Bq9uZcWZL_zpsb2f28412.jpg Lost, still losing, will be losing for the next hour or so. OMFG I lost:  |
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Posted: 1/14/2013 2:08:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/14/2013 2:16:32 PM EDT
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Holy shit, i need a drink after watching that... |
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Posted: 1/14/2013 3:25:20 PM EDT
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