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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 10:50:27 AM EDT
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Look at where the mags are on the deck.....they apparently began to shoot from there.....
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 10:51:25 AM EDT
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hahah snarky little fuckers!
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 10:52:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 11:25:10 AM EDT
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hahah snarky little fuckers!


Try Googling "do a barrel roll"



 
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 11:33:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 11:47:00 AM EDT
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Looks like Santa has been saving up for an operation
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 11:54:40 AM EDT
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Not sure if gay or European.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 11:55:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 11:58:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 12:13:05 PM EDT
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Gay Europeans ... oh wait is that repetitive ?


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Yes  






 
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 12:21:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 12:29:23 PM EDT
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Well, the guy on the right is ready for them



It looks like he is the only one putting rounds on target in a group.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 12:54:34 PM EDT
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Schrodinger's Colt?  


Thats funny!  But some how i doubt %99.56 of gd will get it....


The people that know which side of the digits the percent sign goes on might get it...  
But before the box is opened, the percent sign is on both the left AND the right.

 


snort....
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 12:56:01 PM EDT
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Meh, linky no work, click here http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qoP1N0OyFic
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 12:59:12 PM EDT
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http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/xye051.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qoP1N0OyFic



Meh, linky no work, click here http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qoP1N0OyFic


I clicked but it seams you failed on hotlinking as well as embedding.  Just trying to be helpful.

 
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 1:00:18 PM EDT
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Look at where the mags are on the deck.....they apparently began to shoot from there.....


Clearly you have never done any point shooting or quick draw drills.
Or any CQB. . . . .
Seeing as they are navy and all, that might be something worth practicing. . .
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 1:41:36 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 1:43:18 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 1:55:56 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?




Did you "google" the word askew?


That is Effed up.



Funny though.



 
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 2:16:22 PM EDT
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Guy on the right looks like Thomas Lennon.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 2:18:06 PM EDT
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This guy is killing me.









A walrus running from the police in a forklift had me in tears.  










 
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 2:20:41 PM EDT
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Look at where the mags are on the deck.....they apparently began to shoot from there.....


Clearly you have never done any point shooting or quick draw drills.
Or any CQB. . . . .
Seeing as they are navy and all, that might be something worth practicing. . .


Plenty of point/shoot practice....just looks staged....no mags or shells around their feet....maybe they throw the empty mags at the target for distraction/

I really don't care....more practice power to them.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 2:39:25 PM EDT
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I'm giving silly string as gifts to a few friends kids this Christmas.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 3:03:31 PM EDT
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Who you callin' "penguin", biatch?



Link Posted: 12/24/2012 3:15:16 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


All I got was the definition of askew then some graffiti artist's website.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 3:16:24 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?






Did you "google" the word askew?






Second thing I learned on ARFCOM was to never google anything suggested.  Ever.




Because the first thing I learned on ARFCOM was what a blue waffle was.
 
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 3:18:04 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


All I got was the definition of askew then some graffiti artist's website.


Did you notice the page was skewed?

"do a barrel roll" gives a more obvious response.  it's safe.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 3:21:32 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


All I got was the definition of askew then some graffiti artist's website.


Did you notice the page was skewed?

"do a barrel roll" gives a more obvious response.  it's safe.


The page wasn't "askew" nor did the page "barrel roll".  I must have a defective google.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 4:23:15 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


All I got was the definition of askew then some graffiti artist's website.


Did you notice the page was skewed?

"do a barrel roll" gives a more obvious response.  it's safe.


The page wasn't "askew" nor did the page "barrel roll".  I must have a defective google.


Or just a browser that can't do HTML5.  Lemme guess, IE9?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 4:54:44 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


All I got was the definition of askew then some graffiti artist's website.


Did you notice the page was skewed?

"do a barrel roll" gives a more obvious response.  it's safe.


The page wasn't "askew" nor did the page "barrel roll".  I must have a defective google.


Or just a browser that can't do HTML5.  Lemme guess, IE9?


Chrome here.  Who actually uses IE?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 5:19:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:12:13 PM EDT
[#32]
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Look at where the mags are on the deck.....they apparently began to shoot from there.....


Clearly you have never done any point shooting or quick draw drills.
Or any CQB. . . . .
Seeing as they are navy and all, that might be something worth practicing. . .


Where are you going to find close quarters on a ship?

Wait...
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:40:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:45:00 PM EDT
[#34]


False; chloroform is odorless.






Oh shit........
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 8:06:05 PM EDT
[#35]
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


Second thing I learned on ARFCOM was to never google anything suggested.  Ever.

Because the first thing I learned on ARFCOM was what a blue waffle was.


 


Link Posted: 12/24/2012 8:39:44 PM EDT
[#36]
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


Second thing I learned on ARFCOM was to never google anything suggested.  Ever.

Because the first thing I learned on ARFCOM was what a blue waffle was.


 




yeah, Same here, except it was Tubgirl.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 9:44:50 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


Second thing I learned on ARFCOM was to never google anything suggested.  Ever.

Because the first thing I learned on ARFCOM was what a blue waffle was.


 




yeah, Same here, except it was Tubgirl.


I really, really, really hate you!
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 10:04:34 PM EDT
[#38]
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


All I got was the definition of askew then some graffiti artist's website.


Did you notice the page was skewed?

"do a barrel roll" gives a more obvious response.  it's safe.


The page wasn't "askew" nor did the page "barrel roll".  I must have a defective google.


Figured mine out, had to do it on the actual google homepage, not the search bar on chrome
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 10:19:33 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?
Did you "google" the word askew?
Second thing I learned on ARFCOM was to never google anything suggested.  Ever.


Because the first thing I learned on ARFCOM was what a blue waffle was.


 
yeah, Same here, except it was Tubgirl.


I really, really, really hate you!
Says the guy with the innocent avatar.



 
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 12:11:09 PM EDT
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I really, really, really hate you!




Link Posted: 12/25/2012 12:41:34 PM EDT
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http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/xye051.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qoP1N0OyFic



Meh, linky no work, click here http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qoP1N0OyFic


And i thought i would survive.

 



Rost and rost hard
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 1:00:00 PM EDT
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a·skew  
/əˈskyo͞o/
Adverb

   Not in a straight or level position: "the door was hanging askew on one twisted hinge"; "her hat was slightly askew".
   Wrong; awry: "the plan went sadly askew"; "outrageous humor with a decidedly askew point of view".

Synonyms
aslant - askance - awry - slantwise - athwart - askant

Where's the funny?
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 1:13:35 PM EDT
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I don't get it... where is the funny?


Did you "google" the word askew?


Second thing I learned on ARFCOM was to never google anything suggested.  Ever.

Because the first thing I learned on ARFCOM was what a blue waffle was.


 


Meet my new sigline
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 1:29:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/25/2012 2:24:05 PM EDT
[#45]

Link Posted: 12/25/2012 3:43:29 PM EDT
[#46]
use a different browser


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a·skew  

/əˈskyo͞o/

Adverb



   Not in a straight or level position: "the door was hanging askew on one twisted hinge"; "her hat was slightly askew".

   Wrong; awry: "the plan went sadly askew"; "outrageous humor with a decidedly askew point of view".



Synonyms

aslant - askance - awry - slantwise - athwart - askant



Where's the funny?






 
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:53:33 PM EDT
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Taken from elsewhere:

If you type a string of garbled words into Google Translate, and ask it to translate them from English to German, then click the ‘listen’ icon, Google will start beat boxing. The text is “pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk kkkkkkkkkk”, but slightly different variations work too — and the beat box rhythm changes depending on how you combine the terms
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 5:02:01 PM EDT
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Taken from elsewhere:

If you type a string of garbled words into Google Translate, and ask it to translate them from English to German, then click the ‘listen’ icon, Google will start beat boxing. The text is “pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk kkkkkkkkkk”, but slightly different variations work too — and the beat box rhythm changes depending on how you combine the terms


Tried it, works lol
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:01:18 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk



you guys have all had to have seen this by now, right?




I literally fell out of my chair laughing...and I can't breathe. Lost my shit at "...really seals in the flavor!"



"SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!"





Holy shit that was friggin funny!



Which one of these tubes do you smell out of?





 
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 10:14:46 PM EDT
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hahah snarky little fuckers!


now go to google maps and get directions for "Los Angeles, CA  to Honolulu, HI."
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