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Posted: 3/12/2011 7:18:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2011 7:26:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2011 7:30:56 PM EDT
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odd...page forty five came up while i was looking at forty four
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Posted: 3/12/2011 8:10:50 PM EDT
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'That' is the first drunk to fall asleep at the party.
The fuck is that? 
With your shoes on. I have woken up with more than a few things drawn on me. |
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Posted: 3/12/2011 9:00:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: 'That' is the first drunk to fall asleep at the party.The fuck is that? With your shoes on. I have woken up with more than a few things drawn on me. That's way too much overkill. Subtelty is the key. Best one ever was when my buddy passed out in the middle of the party. We put him to bed but not without messing with him a little. We blacked his ear in with a sharpie. I'm talking completely blacked in, inside and out, down in all the nooks and crannies, everything. He woke up the next morning and went right out to the store. By the time he made it back to the house he wasn't even mad about it anymore. He laughed as much as we did. Another time he pissed his girlfriend off and then got drunk and passed out. She did him up with makeup and put a bra on him. Then took pics with his phone and sent a copy to everyone in his phone book. |
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Posted: 3/12/2011 9:08:59 PM EDT
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how did they color his pupils red without waking him up ? 
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Posted: 3/12/2011 11:08:28 PM EDT
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'That' is the first drunk to fall asleep at the party.
The fuck is that?
With your shoes on. I have woken up with more than a few things drawn on me. That's way too much overkill. Subtelty is the key. Best one ever was when my buddy passed out in the middle of the party. We put him to bed but not without messing with him a little. We blacked his ear in with a sharpie. I'm talking completely blacked in, inside and out, down in all the nooks and crannies, everything. He woke up the next morning and went right out to the store. By the time he made it back to the house he wasn't even mad about it anymore. He laughed as much as we did. Another time he pissed his girlfriend off and then got drunk and passed out. She did him up with makeup and put a bra on him. Then took pics with his phone and sent a copy to everyone in his phone book. The guys I live with tend to draw very inappropriate stuff on your face when passed out.
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Posted: 3/12/2011 11:13:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2011 11:13:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2011 11:54:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: #1. Mission accomplished.Whole list is awesome but 15 and 30 are my favorites. |
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Posted: 3/12/2011 11:56:22 PM EDT
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'That' is the first drunk to fall asleep at the party.
The fuck is that?
With your shoes on. I have woken up with more than a few things drawn on me. That's way too much overkill. Subtelty is the key. Best one ever was when my buddy passed out in the middle of the party. We put him to bed but not without messing with him a little. We blacked his ear in with a sharpie. I'm talking completely blacked in, inside and out, down in all the nooks and crannies, everything. He woke up the next morning and went right out to the store. By the time he made it back to the house he wasn't even mad about it anymore. He laughed as much as we did. Another time he pissed his girlfriend off and then got drunk and passed out. She did him up with makeup and put a bra on him. Then took pics with his phone and sent a copy to everyone in his phone book. The guys I live with tend to draw very inappropriate stuff on your face when passed out. I stopped by a party to pick up a friend of mine......there was a poor sap there that had raisins super glued all over him.....I often wondered about the conversation that led up to that event..... 
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Posted: 3/13/2011 3:05:10 AM EDT
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I don't get it.... The last card would have to be a king for the straight, wut's going on?' Edit: N/m I see the name, still don't get the poker context. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 4:24:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2011 4:37:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2011 4:57:37 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted:  Considering her weight it probably took as much energy to just stand up straight as it did for the rest to jump. Actually, it's missing the first frame... she jumped first, 2nd frame she lands, third frame the earth is pushed down from underneath the other girls. Also, between the 2nd and 3rd frames she eats the girl who's fifth from the left. Oh.My.God. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 12:03:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2011 12:27:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: 4th frame. Tsunami in Japan. Quoted: Quoted: Considering her weight it probably took as much energy to just stand up straight as it did for the rest to jump. Actually, it's missing the first frame... she jumped first, 2nd frame she lands, third frame the earth is pushed down from underneath the other girls. Also, between the 2nd and 3rd frames she eats the girl who's fifth from the left. Oh.My.God. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 12:43:19 PM EDT
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This is getting passed around. I LOLed hard. I really don't like Bruno Mars and his shit music. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 1:07:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: 4th frame. Tsunami in Japan. Quoted: Quoted: Considering her weight it probably took as much energy to just stand up straight as it did for the rest to jump. Actually, it's missing the first frame... she jumped first, 2nd frame she lands, third frame the earth is pushed down from underneath the other girls. Also, between the 2nd and 3rd frames she eats the girl who's fifth from the left. Oh.My.God.  |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 3:43:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:46:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2011 10:42:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:18:30 AM EDT
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ETA: Dammit!
ETA: Dammit! ETA: Fuck it. I give up.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 4:45:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 5:48:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 7:09:00 AM EDT
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ETA: Dammit! ETA: Dammit! ETA: Fuck it. I give up.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/c09f02c7.jpg What's going on here? |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 7:54:50 AM EDT
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ETA: Dammit! ETA: Dammit! ETA: Fuck it. I give up.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/c09f02c7.jpg What's going on here? He posted the wrong picture. He meant to post this one. 
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Posted: 3/14/2011 8:10:52 AM EDT
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ETA: Dammit! ETA: Dammit! ETA: Fuck it. I give up.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/c09f02c7.jpg What's going on here? He posted the wrong picture. He meant to post this one. http://nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/Lasa.jpg I don't get it? |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 8:41:39 AM EDT
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ETA: Dammit! ETA: Dammit! ETA: Fuck it. I give up.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/c09f02c7.jpg What's going on here? He posted the wrong picture. He meant to post this one. http://nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/Lasa.jpg I don't get it? Oh for the love of.... A few months ago a guy posted a picture of his dinner while he was on vacation. It was the above lasagna picture. He then started posting other pictures from his trip, but instead of posting the correct pictures, it was again the lasagna picture multiple times. Then after a few hours he saw what he did and posted about his phone not using the right links and here is the right picture and he posted the lasagna picture again! It was a fricking epic funny thread and you damn people who have lives and don't spend every waking minute on ARFCOM really mess up jokes when you don't get something because you have the damn nerve to have a life. Meow!
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Posted: 3/14/2011 8:55:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oh for the love of.... A few months ago a guy posted a picture of his dinner while he was on vacation. It was the above lasagna picture. He then started posting other pictures from his trip, but instead of posting the correct pictures, it was again the lasagna picture multiple times. Then after a few hours he saw what he did and posted about his phone not using the right links and here is the right picture and he posted the lasagna picture again! It was a fricking epic funny thread and you damn people who have lives and don't spend every waking minute on ARFCOM really mess up jokes when you don't get something because you have the damn nerve to have a life. Meow! Excuse me, are you saying meow?  |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 9:17:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Oh for the love of.... A few months ago a guy posted a picture of his dinner while he was on vacation. It was the above lasagna picture. He then started posting other pictures from his trip, but instead of posting the correct pictures, it was again the lasagna picture multiple times. Then after a few hours he saw what he did and posted about his phone not using the right links and here is the right picture and he posted the lasagna picture again! It was a fricking epic funny thread and you damn people who have lives and don't spend every waking minute on ARFCOM really mess up jokes when you don't get something because you have the damn nerve to have a life. Meow! Excuse me, are you saying meow?  |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 10:11:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 10:20:11 AM EDT
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ETA: Dammit! ETA: Dammit! ETA: Fuck it. I give up.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/c09f02c7.jpg What's going on here? He posted the wrong picture. He meant to post this one. http://nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/Lasa.jpg I don't get it? Classic Thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1108172 |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 10:35:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 11:52:53 AM EDT
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It was a fricking epic funny thread and you damn people who have lives and don't spend every waking minute on ARFCOM really mess up jokes when you don't get something because you have the damn nerve to have a life. No life, here. Getting ready to run the assholes with substandard grinders that do the jobs that only they will do that my fucking asshole landlord hired out of my fucking basement. Hey, Lauren, FUCK YOU!!!. And she was good enough to disclose my work schedule to them. Cunt.
Meow! Excuse me, are you saying meow?
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:15:33 PM EDT
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ETA: Dammit! ETA: Dammit! ETA: Fuck it. I give up.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u343/golfroot27006/c09f02c7.jpg What's going on here? He posted the wrong picture. He meant to post this one. http://nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/Lasa.jpg I don't get it? Oh for the love of.... A few months ago a guy posted a picture of his dinner while he was on vacation. It was the above lasagna picture. He then started posting other pictures from his trip, but instead of posting the correct pictures, it was again the lasagna picture multiple times. Then after a few hours he saw what he did and posted about his phone not using the right links and here is the right picture and he posted the lasagna picture again! It was a fricking epic funny thread and you damn people who have lives and don't spend every waking minute on ARFCOM really mess up jokes when you don't get something because you have the damn nerve to have a life. Meow! THANK YOU!!! That is an awesome thread. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:20:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 5:46:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 5:54:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 6:16:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Oh for the love of.... A few months ago a guy posted a picture of his dinner while he was on vacation. It was the above lasagna picture. He then started posting other pictures from his trip, but instead of posting the correct pictures, it was again the lasagna picture multiple times. Then after a few hours he saw what he did and posted about his phone not using the right links and here is the right picture and he posted the lasagna picture again! It was a fricking epic funny thread and you damn people who have lives and don't spend every waking minute on ARFCOM really mess up jokes when you don't get something because you have the damn nerve to have a life. Meow! Excuse me, are you saying meow?  |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 6:17:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: I don't get it.... The last card would have to be a king for the straight, wut's going on?' Edit: N/m I see the name, still don't get the poker context. Quaddifi has a few outs, but is looking at roughly 1.6:1 odds vs the over pair. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 6:57:24 PM EDT
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This is not an epic fail thread. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 7:18:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 8:18:58 PM EDT
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Rost My old man popped two rounds into the corner of the cab of a F250. Shooting at a groundhog, first shot 'missed'. Chambered another, BAM. WTF whats happened to my rifle. Looks at cab corner, one big ripped hole. 
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Posted: 3/14/2011 9:01:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 9:06:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 9:50:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/14/2011 10:02:08 PM EDT
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bacon this thread needs more of it |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 10:05:19 PM EDT
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Muzzle blast. How does it work? |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 10:10:52 PM EDT
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