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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 3:54:22 PM EDT
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I am never going to sleep again.


BEST TATTOO EVAR

 




I hope that's face-paint, and not a tattoo.  



I hope that's a tattoo, and not face-paint.

 
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 4:00:30 PM EDT
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I am never going to sleep again.


 My mind is still trying to process what I saw.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 4:12:27 PM EDT
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I am never going to sleep again.


 My mind is still trying to process what I saw.


I think it's pretty cute...as long as it isn't a tattoo.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 4:42:19 PM EDT
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snip


Dude, you trying to spoil my pro-Israel attitude???


Doubt he is from Israel.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 4:46:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 4:56:30 PM EDT
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Beat to it!
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 5:12:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 5:23:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 5:51:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 5:51:33 PM EDT
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This was at my high school. Shenendahowa. Way after I graduated.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 6:13:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 6:40:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 7:15:26 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 7:20:54 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


Link Posted: 12/3/2012 7:56:40 PM EDT
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Awesome job at adding to the creepyness...it's like a new improved version of an old oil painting with moving eyes.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 7:58:43 PM EDT
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That's a women with serious daddy issues. Like the strippers that like to beat guys on stage with a belt.


Why they gotta be strippers?  I've been that guy before, she wasn't a stripper!

Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:14:34 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


Lye not Lime...
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:18:19 PM EDT
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that's for the margarita he's having when he's done.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:18:26 PM EDT
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That's a women with serious daddy issues. Like the strippers that like to beat guys on stage with a belt.


Why they gotta be strippers?  I've been that guy before, she wasn't a stripper!



Yes she was. You just never saw her on duty
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:22:57 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


Lye not Lime...




You're new at this, aren't you?


Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:26:35 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg




Lye not Lime...








You're new at this, aren't you?







Obviously he is not the father of teenage daughters.

 
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:29:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:34:41 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


Lye not Lime...


Nope


Lye.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:40:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 8:47:16 PM EDT
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Go get your prostate checked.

EDIT for spelling
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:04:45 PM EDT
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I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?

http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg





This would get a huge brick right thru it.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:09:39 PM EDT
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That's a women with serious daddy issues. Like the strippers that like to beat guys on stage with a belt.


Why they gotta be strippers?  I've been that guy before, she wasn't a stripper!



Yes she was. You just never saw her on duty


 She may be now, but at the time I know she wasn't!
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:16:19 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


Lye not Lime...


Nope


Lye.


Dude, lime.



Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:20:56 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


Lye not Lime...


Nope


Lye.


Dude, lime.

http://www.cs.brown.edu/orgs/artemis/2012/catsoftheworld/lime-cat.jpg

http://howzyerteeth.beacondeacon.com/transformers/slideshow2/funny-puns-optimus-lime.jpg


It's lye.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:21:35 PM EDT
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You will after you're forty.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:27:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:28:09 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


Lye not Lime...


Nope


Lye.


Dude, lime.

http://www.cs.brown.edu/orgs/artemis/2012/catsoftheworld/lime-cat.jpg

http://howzyerteeth.beacondeacon.com/transformers/slideshow2/funny-puns-optimus-lime.jpg


It's lye.


Dude, google quicklime, and scroll down to see the related searches. Now do the same for lye. Then come back here and tell us which one mentions corpses.





Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:28:52 PM EDT
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The past few trips to Wallyworld, I left some bogus grocery lists in the carts for shits and giggles. Tonights list drew some attention from a woman who took my cart as I was leaving. She looked like she seen a ghost.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/ackspac/IMAG0365-1.jpg


I guess you have plenty of lotion already?
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:30:26 PM EDT
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Know how I know you're under 40?  
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:31:18 PM EDT
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Know how I know you're under 40?  


Your screen name it...speaks to me with this conversation....
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 9:49:48 PM EDT
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Know how I know you're under 40?  


Your screen name it...speaks to me with this conversation....


I won't scream unless I feel a hand on each hip.  
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Know how I know you're under 40?  


Your screen name it...speaks to me with this conversation....


I won't scream unless I feel a hand on each hip.  


When you dip I dip we dip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 10:03:51 PM EDT
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Know how I know you're under 40?  






Your screen name it...speaks to me with this conversation....






I won't scream unless I feel a hand on each hip.  






When you dip I dip we dip





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE



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it has been out of my head for a decade, it is now back in....





 
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 10:54:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:19:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:24:17 PM EDT
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The line at teh end, OMG
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:30:27 PM EDT
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I'm sure its a COC violation but dammit, it was funny anyway.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:35:01 PM EDT
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I'm sure its a COC violation but dammit, it was funny anyway.


Holly shit, I'm in tears here.
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:38:09 PM EDT
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I got it last monday, all the way to the third knuckle.







 
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:41:44 PM EDT
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I got it last monday, all the way to the third knuckle.


 


moon river
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:42:20 PM EDT
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I got it last monday, all the way to the third knuckle.





 
Braggart.





 
Link Posted: 12/3/2012 11:49:48 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBk93NAk48


ETA: Apparently I forgot how to imbed a video.
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