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Link Posted: 12/1/2012 1:13:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/1/2012 2:31:57 PM EDT
[#2]
This is old, but still funny:

Link Posted: 12/1/2012 4:03:08 PM EDT
[#3]



That is the funniest caption for that pic I have seen yet.
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 4:20:51 PM EDT
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lol that reminds me of something I saw a few years ago...

I was walking downtown where they had a bunch of those lighted reindeer set up when I saw two college age chicks getting into sexual poses with the various deer....








Getting photographed by a woman old enough to be their grandmother  
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 5:04:04 PM EDT
[#5]


Lady in the blue looks like an awesome grand ma to have. Knew about real Black Ops and all that.
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 8:07:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 9:08:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
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http://i.imgur.com/jZj4Q.jpg

 It's true.


I lost shit on someone who had no brake lights and blinkers 15 minutes ago.



When we moved into our current house, I came REALLY CLOSE to packing my very full u-haul into the cargo area of a Discovery with non-functioning brake lights...in the rain.  I was muy pissed.
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 9:19:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/1/2012 10:02:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/1/2012 10:22:43 PM EDT
[#10]


Please, give me my 3 minutes back.
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 10:51:00 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:


Please, give me my 3 minutes back.


Too late, they're gone... bwahahaha!
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 11:08:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/1/2012 11:17:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/1/2012 11:37:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
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Lost!

You took down the ice berg pic, that was awesome.
Link Posted: 12/1/2012 11:40:57 PM EDT
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Lost!

You took down the ice berg pic, that was awesome.


Yeah... Possible coc problem. I'd rather avoid the ding.

At least someone got a giggle.
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:45:22 AM EDT
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Quoted:


Here's how the Taliban would respond to ARFCOM:

1. Beer would kill our people. We sell heroin that kills americans.

2. Machineguns and rocket launchers kill americans. I live in the sand. Do you wear shoes on the beach?

3. You have fewer teeth than wives. Who's winning? Probably your dentist.

4. You eat bacon to the point that it makes you fat and kills you. I can wash my hands.

5. At least 10,000 maimed and killed american soldiers wish they had bullet proof vests.

6. You americans can't think of anyone you've won a war against in a long time.

7. You americans don't think television is dangerous, then are surprised at how your kids turn out after they're raised by it.

8. You americans were amazed to discover that your cellphones had uses other than keeping up with your shitty old high school friends on facebook.

9. You americans have nothing against women and think every man should be owned by one.

10. You've always had a crush on all sorts of women, but can't actually score any pussy.



Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:47:01 AM EDT
[#17]
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Here's how the Taliban would respond to ARFCOM:

1. Beer would kill our people. We sell heroin that kills americans.

2. Machineguns and rocket launchers kill americans. I live in the sand. Do you wear shoes on the beach?

3. You have fewer teeth than wives. Who's winning? Probably your dentist.

4. You eat bacon to the point that it makes you fat and kills you. I can wash my hands.

5. At least 10,000 maimed and killed american soldiers wish they had bullet proof vests.

6. You americans can't think of anyone you've won a war against in a long time.

7. You americans don't think television is dangerous, then are surprised at how your kids turn out after they're raised by it.

8. You americans were amazed to discover that your cellphones had uses other than keeping up with your shitty old high school friends on facebook.

9. You americans have nothing against women and think every man should be owned by one.

10. You've always had a crush on all sorts of women, but can't actually score any pussy.





I'm not seeing the funny.
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:49:55 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?





Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:51:42 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:

I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?

http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg





Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:53:45 AM EDT
[#20]
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I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?

http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg







Oh, lighten up.

Link Posted: 12/2/2012 1:01:18 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:

I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?

http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg





Holy shit man that's crass.
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 1:01:58 AM EDT
[#22]
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I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?

http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg







Oh, lighten up.



Uhm...I'm normally not the voice of reason here, but, damn dude...  A lame joke about the collapse of our Twin towers as some sort of 'pancake joke'...?

It's You Laugh You Lose, not You Spew Idiotic Faux-Intellectual Douchebaggery And Expect to Be Funny and Ironic with a Hint of Sardonic Wit.

<insert GTFO .gif Here>

This is why we can't have nice things.

TRG
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 1:14:50 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Drivel


Link Posted: 12/2/2012 1:23:08 AM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 5:17:38 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 5:47:06 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:


Link Posted: 12/2/2012 10:44:00 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 11:28:11 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:


Here's how the Taliban would respond to ARFCOM:

1. Beer would kill our people. We sell heroin that kills americans.

2. Machineguns and rocket launchers kill americans. I live in the sand. Do you wear shoes on the beach?

3. You have fewer teeth than wives. Who's winning? Probably your dentist.

4. You eat bacon to the point that it makes you fat and kills you. I can wash my hands.

5. At least 10,000 maimed and killed american soldiers wish they had bullet proof vests.

6. You americans can't think of anyone you've won a war against in a long time.

7. You americans don't think television is dangerous, then are surprised at how your kids turn out after they're raised by it.

8. You americans were amazed to discover that your cellphones had uses other than keeping up with your shitty old high school friends on facebook.

9. You americans have nothing against women and think every man should be owned by one.

10. You've always had a crush on all sorts of women, but can't actually score any pussy.


Ah ha ha ha.  Yea, nothing cracks me up like someone defending the Taliban scum.  
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 11:42:34 AM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 11:48:37 AM EDT
[#30]



Link Posted: 12/2/2012 11:54:08 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?

http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg







Oh, lighten up.



Uhm...I'm normally not the voice of reason here, but, damn dude...  A lame joke about the collapse of our Twin towers as some sort of 'pancake joke'...?

It's You Laugh You Lose, not You Spew Idiotic Faux-Intellectual Douchebaggery And Expect to Be Funny and Ironic with a Hint of Sardonic Wit.

<insert GTFO .gif Here>

This is why we can't have nice things.

TRG


I agree with TRG.



Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:39:27 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
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I'm not seeing the funny.


Ok, see the funny in this?

http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg







Oh, lighten up.



Uhm...I'm normally not the voice of reason here, but, damn dude...  A lame joke about the collapse of our Twin towers as some sort of 'pancake joke'...?

It's You Laugh You Lose, not You Spew Idiotic Faux-Intellectual Douchebaggery And Expect to Be Funny and Ironic with a Hint of Sardonic Wit.

<insert GTFO .gif Here>

This is why we can't have nice things.

TRG


I agree with TRG.

http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/flash/g/gtfo.-892351.jpg



Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:45:15 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:



Quoted:



I'm not seeing the funny.




Ok, see the funny in this?



http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg




 
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:45:32 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:50:23 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:



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Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:


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I'm not seeing the funny.




Ok, see the funny in this?



http://home.earthlink.net/~sigblaster/images/bigboy.jpg








Oh, lighten up.







Uhm...I'm normally not the voice of reason here, but, damn dude...  A lame joke about the collapse of our Twin towers as some sort of 'pancake joke'...?



It's You Laugh You Lose, not You Spew Idiotic Faux-Intellectual Douchebaggery And Expect to Be Funny and Ironic with a Hint of Sardonic Wit.



<insert GTFO .gif Here>



This is why we can't have nice things.



TRG




I agree with TRG.



http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/flash/g/gtfo.-892351.jpg







i concur
Is he gone?



Too bad ignore won't work on quote trees.





 
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 12:57:44 PM EDT
[#36]




Enough blah blah blah and moar pics!















Link Posted: 12/2/2012 1:43:05 PM EDT
[#37]


Ouch!  I cringed...(them metal stairs have pretty pointy ends on 'em)....than laughed!  I'm a bad person, I guess.

Least I'm better looking that that guy is (now, at least).
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 1:50:07 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:


Here's how the Taliban would respond to ARFCOM:

1. Beer would kill our people. We sell heroin that kills americans.

2. Machineguns and rocket launchers kill americans. I live in the sand. Do you wear shoes on the beach?

3. You have fewer teeth than wives. Who's winning? Probably your dentist.

4. You eat bacon to the point that it makes you fat and kills you. I can wash my hands.

5. At least 10,000 maimed and killed american soldiers wish they had bullet proof vests.

6. You americans can't think of anyone you've won a war against in a long time.

7. You americans don't think television is dangerous, then are surprised at how your kids turn out after they're raised by it.

8. You americans were amazed to discover that your cellphones had uses other than keeping up with your shitty old high school friends on facebook.

9. You americans have nothing against women and think every man should be owned by one.

10. You've always had a crush on all sorts of women, but can't actually score any pussy.


Ooooh, somebody's angry.
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 2:30:22 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

Ooooh, somebody's angry.


Who, me? Nah, I'm just goofing around.

Link Posted: 12/2/2012 3:03:28 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Ooooh, somebody's angry.


Who, me? Nah, I'm just goofing around.




Link Posted: 12/2/2012 3:03:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 3:34:47 PM EDT
[#42]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZzFaAZyY
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 3:57:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 4:23:35 PM EDT
[#44]



Like this?







 
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 4:33:38 PM EDT
[#45]


HA!!! Embedding disabled by request!  FAIL!!
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 6:20:04 PM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 6:51:11 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Motival


If you didn't check your elbow stretchiness, you are lying.
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 6:54:31 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Motival


I raffed. That was awesome.
Link Posted: 12/2/2012 7:01:08 PM EDT
[#49]
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Ouch!  I cringed...(them metal stairs have pretty pointy ends on 'em)....than laughed!  I'm a bad person, I guess.

Least I'm better looking that that guy is (now, at least).


That dudes left arm is bending the wrong way.

Link Posted: 12/2/2012 7:07:20 PM EDT
[#50]
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Ouch!  I cringed...(them metal stairs have pretty pointy ends on 'em)....than laughed!  I'm a bad person, I guess.

Least I'm better looking that that guy is (now, at least).


That dudes left arm is bending the wrong way.



That's what I was thinking.
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